I’m tired of this, grandpa.
@dedeslaboratory.bsky.social
I am a stage life made anew by the tides of change.
I was gonna run up on an establishment and take a shot and come RIGHT back home. I think ima just sneak a shot of my friends Azul instead and make me some cookies and roll me some cookies
January 10, 2026 at 5:37 AM
I was gonna run up on an establishment and take a shot and come RIGHT back home. I think ima just sneak a shot of my friends Azul instead and make me some cookies and roll me some cookies
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Big Womb is INSANE
when i found out y'all were getting paid to do chores AND get good grades, i brought the matter to big womb for immediate consideration.
me: i would like an allowance.
big womb: allowance? that's so funny because i ALLOW you to live here.
me: i would like an allowance.
big womb: allowance? that's so funny because i ALLOW you to live here.
a cartoon character from the little mermaid is laying on a large orange ball .
ALT: a cartoon character from the little mermaid is laying on a large orange ball .
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Big Womb is INSANE
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you can still support Public Broadcasting and NPR!
I’ve been a proud supporter for the last few years.
they’ll need it more than ever.
I’ve been a proud supporter for the last few years.
they’ll need it more than ever.
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been dissolved, ending its 58 years as the primary funder for PBS, NPR and local TV and radio stations
Corporation For Public Broadcasting Is Dissolved After 58 Years Of Service
www.huffpost.com
January 6, 2026 at 3:41 PM
you can still support Public Broadcasting and NPR!
I’ve been a proud supporter for the last few years.
they’ll need it more than ever.
I’ve been a proud supporter for the last few years.
they’ll need it more than ever.
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Bone Sandals you see this?
1) Trump takes 4X the usual dose of aspirin because “I want nice, thin blood pouring through my heart,” he tells WSJ.
His “skin is so delicate that Pam Bondi caused his hand to bleed when she nicked him with her ring while giving him a high-five”
Free link ⤵️
www.wsj.com/us-news/as-s...
His “skin is so delicate that Pam Bondi caused his hand to bleed when she nicked him with her ring while giving him a high-five”
Free link ⤵️
www.wsj.com/us-news/as-s...
Exclusive | As Signs of Aging Emerge, Trump Responds With Defiance
In an interview, President Trump—the oldest man to assume the office—said he has eschewed some advice from his doctors and regrets getting advanced imaging.
www.wsj.com
January 1, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Bone Sandals you see this?
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Charlize was fucking motherfuckas up in Atomic Blonde
December 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Charlize was fucking motherfuckas up in Atomic Blonde
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As of today you can see me on Netflix Hulu and Amazon prime
December 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
As of today you can see me on Netflix Hulu and Amazon prime
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Malice is the most unattractive trait anyone can have.
I don’t care how fine you are… you finna be sweet, kind, and nice to me
December 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Malice is the most unattractive trait anyone can have.
One of my coaches told me to “try” the 300 hurdles when I was *exclusively* a sprinter.
I still count that as an attempt on my life to this day.
I still count that as an attempt on my life to this day.
The 400 is such a hard race. Get out fast, relax but maintain speed, you’re gonna PASS AWAY at the 300 mark but if you strong enough, your muscles, will, and God will guide you home at a reasonable pace
December 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
One of my coaches told me to “try” the 300 hurdles when I was *exclusively* a sprinter.
I still count that as an attempt on my life to this day.
I still count that as an attempt on my life to this day.
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MARY! MARY! MARY! 😂😭 who breed yuh?!
Joseph when Mary told him she was pregnant:
December 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
MARY! MARY! MARY! 😂😭 who breed yuh?!
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a warm chocolate chip cookie.
What’s a small joy that always hits?
December 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
a warm chocolate chip cookie.
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I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:
WATCH: Segment CBS News Pulled From "60 Minutes"
YouTube video by Phil Lewis
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:
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they got nicki down to the klan meeting
December 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
they got nicki down to the klan meeting
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Reese with Ryan's genetics:
December 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Reese with Ryan's genetics:
He looks like the eldest mouse in a Fieval movie.
Wow these Royals really all have the same genes.
December 20, 2025 at 11:48 PM
He looks like the eldest mouse in a Fieval movie.
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😂😂😂😂
Incredible words from real boxer Anthony Joshua after he knocked Jake Paul the fuck out lol
December 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
😂😂😂😂
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“Socialism doesn’t work you can’t own anything”
and what exactly do you CURRENTLY own that the government or the banks can’t take away? Quickly…
(Also that’s not how socialism works, you can have personal property what you can’t do is have houses you don’t use & charge ppl to live there)
and what exactly do you CURRENTLY own that the government or the banks can’t take away? Quickly…
(Also that’s not how socialism works, you can have personal property what you can’t do is have houses you don’t use & charge ppl to live there)
December 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
“Socialism doesn’t work you can’t own anything”
and what exactly do you CURRENTLY own that the government or the banks can’t take away? Quickly…
(Also that’s not how socialism works, you can have personal property what you can’t do is have houses you don’t use & charge ppl to live there)
and what exactly do you CURRENTLY own that the government or the banks can’t take away? Quickly…
(Also that’s not how socialism works, you can have personal property what you can’t do is have houses you don’t use & charge ppl to live there)
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🗣🗣THE MUFFIN MAAAAAAAAN
December 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
🗣🗣THE MUFFIN MAAAAAAAAN
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This how my box gonna be when she come out of retirement:
December 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
This how my box gonna be when she come out of retirement:
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Easy to forget the age differences, but social media is such a weird space in part because people of multiple generations are interacting regularly with each other.
Some of y'all weren't even born when I started college. Wild 😂
Some of y'all weren't even born when I started college. Wild 😂
December 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Easy to forget the age differences, but social media is such a weird space in part because people of multiple generations are interacting regularly with each other.
Some of y'all weren't even born when I started college. Wild 😂
Some of y'all weren't even born when I started college. Wild 😂
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The more we see of Chinese EV's the more we realise just how shit and out-of-date Tesla really is.
"Ignore that! Look over there! Fake robots and a Mars mission which will never happen! Please believe me, don't tank my fraud!"
"Ignore that! Look over there! Fake robots and a Mars mission which will never happen! Please believe me, don't tank my fraud!"
December 19, 2025 at 10:19 AM
The more we see of Chinese EV's the more we realise just how shit and out-of-date Tesla really is.
"Ignore that! Look over there! Fake robots and a Mars mission which will never happen! Please believe me, don't tank my fraud!"
"Ignore that! Look over there! Fake robots and a Mars mission which will never happen! Please believe me, don't tank my fraud!"
Steven did his BIG Spielberg with that one
jurassic park is a great film showcasing super advanced technology for 1993.
they also could've just stopped at the first one.
they also could've just stopped at the first one.
December 19, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Steven did his BIG Spielberg with that one
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YESSS I KNOWWWW THE MUFFIN MAAAAAAAANNNNNN
December 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
YESSS I KNOWWWW THE MUFFIN MAAAAAAAANNNNNN
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and it says so much about the hubris of the MAGAsphere.
you literally have the world in your hands. so much access, so many resources.
but there's no need to try to put your best foot forward. they're so comfortable in their own abilities (or lack thereof) that there's no drive to push for better.
you literally have the world in your hands. so much access, so many resources.
but there's no need to try to put your best foot forward. they're so comfortable in their own abilities (or lack thereof) that there's no drive to push for better.
A QUOTE.
“Well, what can I say? That’s the makeup that she puts on, those are the injections she gave herself. If they show up in a photo, what do you want me to say?”
-Christopher Anderson
“Well, what can I say? That’s the makeup that she puts on, those are the injections she gave herself. If they show up in a photo, what do you want me to say?”
-Christopher Anderson
December 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
and it says so much about the hubris of the MAGAsphere.
you literally have the world in your hands. so much access, so many resources.
but there's no need to try to put your best foot forward. they're so comfortable in their own abilities (or lack thereof) that there's no drive to push for better.
you literally have the world in your hands. so much access, so many resources.
but there's no need to try to put your best foot forward. they're so comfortable in their own abilities (or lack thereof) that there's no drive to push for better.
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My problem is I wanna grow cheeseburgers
Remember that I can grow food from seed … when yall get ready to start your self sustaining communities.
December 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
My problem is I wanna grow cheeseburgers