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DeadParr0t
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Just pwning for the fjords | 🇫🇷 🏴‍☠️ 🇬🇧 | Chaotic Good | Hacking & pentest stuff | Shitposts | Opinions here are those of my cat, mostly
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stephencollins.bsky.social
Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows: [scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech] 1 CHURCHILL: The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us. 2 CHURCHILL: Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war. 3 CHURCHILL: If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun- BBC PRESENTER: Thank you prime minister 4 BBC PRESENTER: Mr hitler, your response? 5 HITLER [in the studio]: Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill 6 HITLER: What we are proposing - CHURCHILL: Hang on 7 HITLER: Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement - 8 CHURCHILL: What's he doing here BBC PRESENTER: It's important we hear both sides of the debate 9 CHURCHILL: This isn't a debate You don't debate fascists 10 HITLER: Oh here we go with ze Godwins law! 11 HITLER: Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'... CHURCHILL: Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit- 12 HITLER [standing up, saluting]: RAUSS! BBC PRESENTER: *Please* Mr Churchill let him speak [ends]
March 9, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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davis.social
10/10 take. No notes.
divergentcoachkelly on Threads * 2h ADHD is knowing exactly what you need to do then watching yourself not do it like you're a scientist observing a very dumb experiment
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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danifroom.bsky.social
Clippy says, It looks like you're trying to reinvent phrenology because fascism is currently ascendant. Would you like me to help you stop being a piece of shit?
November 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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oliviertesquet.bsky.social
Un article qui dit les termes : l’intelligence artificielle générale capable de surpasser le cerveau humain est une théorie du complot qui sert les intérêts des industriels de l’IA.

Imprimez ça en quatre par trois.

www.technologyreview.com/2025/10/30/1...
How AGI became the most consequential conspiracy theory of our time
The idea that machines will be as smart as—or smarter than—humans has hijacked an entire industry. But look closely and you’ll see it’s a myth that persists for many of the same reasons conspiracies d...
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November 4, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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doomsmoker.bsky.social
SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable *will riker star trek tng*
October 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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cubidou.bsky.social
Tandis que revoilà Bruno Le Maire
vilainsyndicaliste.bsky.social Vilain Syndicaliste @vilainsyndicaliste.bsky.social · Oct 12
Pendant ce temps-là, sur BFMTV (regardez dans la voiture qui passe) 😁
October 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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lordaslan.bsky.social
Damn transes
October 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
deadparr0t.bsky.social
Spot on.
October 8, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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theonion.com
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back
October 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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minimaliste13.cpesr.fr
Cinq semaines pour faire campagne pour des services publics, un salaire décent pour les profs et les infirmières et la transition écologique financés par la taxation des riches. On s'unit, et on gagne. Comme la dernière fois.
October 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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doomsmoker.bsky.social
from the moon?? impact crater *orange cat*
October 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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sagan.bsky.social
A gentle warning from Carl Sagan
October 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
deadparr0t.bsky.social
😂
September 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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dethveggie.bsky.social
The internet was a mistake.
September 22, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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mmasnick.bsky.social
Just got sucked into @neal.fun's "Not a Robot"

neal.fun/not-a-robot/
I'm Not a Robot
Prove your humanity once and for all
neal.fun
September 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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doomsmoker.bsky.social
September 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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gdeleur.bsky.social
Les gens : "Trump n’est pas fasciste, allez réviser ce qu’est le fascisme !"

Trump : "Les antifascistes sont des terroristes."
September 18, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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nawak.bsky.social
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Post de Guillaume D. (@gdeleur.bsky.social) dans lequel il écrit : Les gens: "Trump n'est pas fasciste, allez réviser ce qu'est le fascisme !" Trump: "Les antifascistes sont des terroristes."
September 18, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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banalplay.bsky.social
This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.
September 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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lookitup.baby
If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside
naominori.bsky.social Naomi! @naominori.bsky.social · Sep 11
If you find a USB stick on the ground, take it home and plug it into your computer
September 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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lookitup.baby
omg as a pentester PLEASE use one of these! Get them for your entire company. It’ll go great
Introducing Al Key, a small device that lets Al control your entire phone. just plug it in and ask it to complete a task. pre-order now.
September 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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vagablondviking.bsky.social
Drawing in the style of a Greek vase with black figure on an amber background. Sisyphus is pushing a boulder up a mountain (as he is cursed to do for all eternity). The boulder is labeled “the fucking dishes and the fucking laundry”.
September 3, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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pwn.science
*bong noises*
September 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
deadparr0t.bsky.social
Silksong, and now this. Yeah. Yep. That's it. I'm fucked.
Europa Universalis V: Pre-Purchase Trailer
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August 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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worm-girl.bsky.social
MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM