🌊 Skeety McSkeeterton
@ddotbest.bsky.social
Sip slow 🥃
ΔΣΘ 🔺 | HTX 🤘🏾 | JOY 📚🏟️✈️🎶
Drink water. Mind yours. Go to therapy.
ΔΣΘ 🔺 | HTX 🤘🏾 | JOY 📚🏟️✈️🎶
Drink water. Mind yours. Go to therapy.
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Mind you, I'm Southern. The babies, boos, loves, honeys, sweethearts, etc are just how I talk they not specific to you pumpkin ❤️
Lmao I'm with you when you're right
January 6, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Lmao I'm with you when you're right
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meanwhile, there's no one more naturally submissive than these hypereducated, wildly ambitious, black girls. the caveat is they must be well cared for and in a safe place. a few can't help but top from the bottom, but the point still stands.
a woman in a purple dress is sitting on a bed with blue sheets and a lamp .
ALT: a woman in a purple dress is sitting on a bed with blue sheets and a lamp .
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January 5, 2026 at 4:57 PM
meanwhile, there's no one more naturally submissive than these hypereducated, wildly ambitious, black girls. the caveat is they must be well cared for and in a safe place. a few can't help but top from the bottom, but the point still stands.
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Everything really does not need to be content.
January 6, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Everything really does not need to be content.
The trailer showed just enough 🔥
January 6, 2026 at 3:44 PM
The trailer showed just enough 🔥
Bruh. I was in grad school, writing a paper and trying to have Tiger King on as background noise.
January 6, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Bruh. I was in grad school, writing a paper and trying to have Tiger King on as background noise.
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Lmaoo we was fully convinced she killed him
January 6, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Lmaoo we was fully convinced she killed him
No. I likely say "TF!?", close out the app, and throw the phone down. Because clearly I'm exhausted
Your doorbell camera just rang. You check the live view on your phone. YOU are on the other side of your door. Do you answer it?
January 6, 2026 at 12:07 PM
No. I likely say "TF!?", close out the app, and throw the phone down. Because clearly I'm exhausted
*deep sigh*
January 6, 2026 at 12:02 PM
*deep sigh*
I was not expecting to see Airbnb on that list.
January 6, 2026 at 11:55 AM
I was not expecting to see Airbnb on that list.
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So many corporations broke their promise to Americans, but at least in this, these 10 kept their word.
Five years later, these 10 corporations still aren’t funding election deniers
Five years ago today, on January 6, 2021, a violent mob stormed the Capitol building.
popular.info
January 6, 2026 at 11:42 AM
So many corporations broke their promise to Americans, but at least in this, these 10 kept their word.
I have so many accidental injury stories it's ridiculous lol. I had a tomboy phase and I'm clumsy.
January 6, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I have so many accidental injury stories it's ridiculous lol. I had a tomboy phase and I'm clumsy.
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What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
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January 5, 2026 at 6:33 PM
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
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I should've blocked this whole week on my calendly. Or at least spread my availability out.
January 6, 2026 at 11:28 AM
I should've blocked this whole week on my calendly. Or at least spread my availability out.
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Have an incredible Tuesday ✨
January 6, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Have an incredible Tuesday ✨
The teleprompter thing made me think of Anchorman 😂
January 6, 2026 at 11:10 AM
The teleprompter thing made me think of Anchorman 😂
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All he has to do is read the teleprompter?????
January 6, 2026 at 10:49 AM
All he has to do is read the teleprompter?????
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You don’t look cool and relatable for lacking empathy. You look like a sociopath that walks amongst the rest of us who don’t have to be directly impacted in order to care about human suffering
January 6, 2026 at 12:30 AM
You don’t look cool and relatable for lacking empathy. You look like a sociopath that walks amongst the rest of us who don’t have to be directly impacted in order to care about human suffering
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Nah, the McRib actually being chitlins is a plot twist for the ages 😂😂😂😂
January 6, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Nah, the McRib actually being chitlins is a plot twist for the ages 😂😂😂😂
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Good morning. I hope you have a great day on purpose.
January 6, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Good morning. I hope you have a great day on purpose.
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Damn highkey ain’t wore a bob in years!
January 6, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Damn highkey ain’t wore a bob in years!
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And 9/10 everyone getting a good vibe/ experience after that. They either paying for everybody or you go elsewhere. Stand on business. If we want sisterhood and solid relationships with women it means not being a cunt.
January 6, 2026 at 2:18 AM
And 9/10 everyone getting a good vibe/ experience after that. They either paying for everybody or you go elsewhere. Stand on business. If we want sisterhood and solid relationships with women it means not being a cunt.
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Imma be real though
Do you know how many times I’ve been out with whichever group of girls and we were solicited to be in a section, club, vibe, activity.. but we had to leave certain friends out???
the answer is I will not be participating if I have to make my friends feel unwanted and left out.
Do you know how many times I’ve been out with whichever group of girls and we were solicited to be in a section, club, vibe, activity.. but we had to leave certain friends out???
the answer is I will not be participating if I have to make my friends feel unwanted and left out.
January 6, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Imma be real though
Do you know how many times I’ve been out with whichever group of girls and we were solicited to be in a section, club, vibe, activity.. but we had to leave certain friends out???
the answer is I will not be participating if I have to make my friends feel unwanted and left out.
Do you know how many times I’ve been out with whichever group of girls and we were solicited to be in a section, club, vibe, activity.. but we had to leave certain friends out???
the answer is I will not be participating if I have to make my friends feel unwanted and left out.
Let me stop acting like damn near all the men in my family ain't Nupes 😂
January 5, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Let me stop acting like damn near all the men in my family ain't Nupes 😂
Oh wow it is J5
January 5, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Oh wow it is J5
Compliments from Black women can really improve your mood. Even if you're already feeling great they can just boost it up a notch.
January 5, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Compliments from Black women can really improve your mood. Even if you're already feeling great they can just boost it up a notch.