Calistmas 🧉🤌🏿
@calishacold.bsky.social
Trying most things at least twice. Mom, gamer, dark humor enthusiast, Blackety Black 🇬🇩
BK all day, ATL Heaux
BK all day, ATL Heaux
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This is my last year participating in this
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 AM
This is my last year participating in this
Few things beat hearing that light pitter patter and realizing that of course snow makes noise too, it's ice.
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Few things beat hearing that light pitter patter and realizing that of course snow makes noise too, it's ice.
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I'm so glad I don't gotta watch another episode of this show in which they refused to give the sole black kid some damn chapstick
January 1, 2026 at 5:23 AM
I'm so glad I don't gotta watch another episode of this show in which they refused to give the sole black kid some damn chapstick
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Yuko Shimizu, New York based award winning Japanese illustrator #WomensArt #Welcome2026
January 1, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Yuko Shimizu, New York based award winning Japanese illustrator #WomensArt #Welcome2026
Happiest Year of New Beginnings!!!
January 1, 2026 at 10:24 AM
Happiest Year of New Beginnings!!!
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Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
My daughter said she wanted a sweater but I'm gonna make her a robe is this what my man be talking bout when he say I don't listen?
a woman wearing a white and black polka dot shirt is sitting on a couch .
Alt: a woman wearing a white and black polka dot shirt is sitting on a couch..
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December 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
My daughter said she wanted a sweater but I'm gonna make her a robe is this what my man be talking bout when he say I don't listen?
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Fifth day and fifth principle of Kwanzaa:
Nia (Purpose): To make our collective vocation the building and developing of our community in order to restore our people to their traditional greatness.
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Nia (Purpose): To make our collective vocation the building and developing of our community in order to restore our people to their traditional greatness.
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Fourth day and fourth principle of Kwanzaa:
Ujamaa (Cooperative economics): To build and maintain our own stores, shops, and other businesses and to profit from them together.
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Ujamaa (Cooperative economics): To build and maintain our own stores, shops, and other businesses and to profit from them together.
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Third day and third principle of Kwanzaa:
Ujima (Collective work and responsibility): To build and maintain our community together and make our brothers' and sisters' problems our problems and to solve them together.
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Ujima (Collective work and responsibility): To build and maintain our community together and make our brothers' and sisters' problems our problems and to solve them together.
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🟥🟥🟥⬛🟩🟩🟩
December 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Fifth day and fifth principle of Kwanzaa:
Nia (Purpose): To make our collective vocation the building and developing of our community in order to restore our people to their traditional greatness.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🟥🟥🟥⬛🟩🟩🟩
Nia (Purpose): To make our collective vocation the building and developing of our community in order to restore our people to their traditional greatness.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🟥🟥🟥⬛🟩🟩🟩
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Jamaican artist Ebony G. Patterson's art tells the untold stories of her homeland in her mixed media artworks #WomensArt
December 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Jamaican artist Ebony G. Patterson's art tells the untold stories of her homeland in her mixed media artworks #WomensArt
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about laura wheeler waring:
December 14, 2025 at 12:13 PM
about laura wheeler waring:
Whitney is me in a room of 29 and 30.5 year old women discussing how much their libido jumped since turning 30.
a crowd of people are sitting in a stadium watching a speech .
Alt: a crowd of people are sitting in room applauding. Whitney Houston is in a white jacket trying to figure out why
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December 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Whitney is me in a room of 29 and 30.5 year old women discussing how much their libido jumped since turning 30.
34 bodies?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?????
That's a fucking serial killer
That's a fucking serial killer
December 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
34 bodies?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?????
That's a fucking serial killer
That's a fucking serial killer
This mix is perfect for meeeee djmeowmx.bandcamp.com/track/freaky...
a close up of a person 's face with a blurred background
ALT: a close up of a person 's face with a blurred background
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December 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This mix is perfect for meeeee djmeowmx.bandcamp.com/track/freaky...
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My 4yo daughter wore her pink faux fur coat and her pink sunglasses to get her flu shot.
Me: why you wearing shades to the doctor?
Her: so I can look pretty when I cry.
This child of mine lord.
Me: why you wearing shades to the doctor?
Her: so I can look pretty when I cry.
This child of mine lord.
December 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My 4yo daughter wore her pink faux fur coat and her pink sunglasses to get her flu shot.
Me: why you wearing shades to the doctor?
Her: so I can look pretty when I cry.
This child of mine lord.
Me: why you wearing shades to the doctor?
Her: so I can look pretty when I cry.
This child of mine lord.
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I heard this video and this man keeps asking if his child "little Johnny" or whatever can come here. It was such an unconvincing because no one refers to their real child that way. You're not armed with a news camera, it's a phone.
FUCK OUTTA HERE AND GET SOME CREDENTIALS
FUCK OUTTA HERE AND GET SOME CREDENTIALS
At one point, the two men in this video don’t identify themselves to daycare workers, demand to know where the children are, and then try to yank open the door as the female employees pull on it to keep them out.
December 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I heard this video and this man keeps asking if his child "little Johnny" or whatever can come here. It was such an unconvincing because no one refers to their real child that way. You're not armed with a news camera, it's a phone.
FUCK OUTTA HERE AND GET SOME CREDENTIALS
FUCK OUTTA HERE AND GET SOME CREDENTIALS
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Needing to have order and be organized but also having ADHD so you need to also see everything all at once <<<<<<<<
December 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Needing to have order and be organized but also having ADHD so you need to also see everything all at once <<<<<<<<
Hoes? ✊🏿📿!
Ladies and gentlemen, the head of DOJ’s Civil Rights Division
December 29, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Hoes? ✊🏿📿!
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Sometimes I am proud to be human. This is a stunning use of free will. Shout out to the devs. www.jmail.world
December 29, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Sometimes I am proud to be human. This is a stunning use of free will. Shout out to the devs. www.jmail.world
Toni Morrison
Name a woman you consider a genius
December 29, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Toni Morrison
Beloved 🫠
Name 1 movie from your childhood you were way too young to watch.
December 29, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Beloved 🫠
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RIP Matt “Guitar” Murphy 🕺🏾🎶🕊️🎸
December 29, 2025 at 6:19 AM
RIP Matt “Guitar” Murphy 🕺🏾🎶🕊️🎸
"I'll beat up errrybody in here"
Post your facial reaction
Post your facial reaction
December 29, 2025 at 10:39 AM
"I'll beat up errrybody in here"
Post your facial reaction
Post your facial reaction
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