Nato Jacobs
dcmadness202.bsky.social
Nato Jacobs
@dcmadness202.bsky.social
Still posting for people with jobs, people without jobs, middle class, upper class, high class; all that. Cats, snakes, chickens, ducks, elderly people and twerkers
Pinned
For comparison for those who don’t live in DC:

Trump’s Parade vs. The Washington Nationals World Series Parade on the same street
Life*
Have the day you voted for.
January 3, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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2024 was the last chance to go in the right direction and everybody but Black people chose this instead. I just hope it gets all of them first.
January 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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Whew.
For the "Democrats in Congress Suck" crowd:

20M registered Democrats did not vote in '24.

90M people of voting age didn't even bother to register to vote.

Just 64.5% voter turnout which is in the bottom third of all democracies.

Too many people took too much for granted for too long.
January 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
AND HOW DID THAT WORK OUT THE LAST TWO TIMES?! Impeaching Trump for a third time would be like using a sponge to soak up the ocean.
We have to impeach him.
January 3, 2026 at 11:43 AM
I woke up this morning and literally yelled “what the fuck?!” when I saw what the Orange Bitch did in Venezuela
The dog is gonna keep dunking the basketball. Him and his handlers don’t give a fuck about a whistle or some rules.
January 3, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Giulia’s theme goes insanely hard in the gym.
January 3, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Cody can’t lay a hand on Drew. A baseball bat isn’t a hand. A steel chair isn’t a hand. A g*n isn’t a hand.
January 3, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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Aye Trick…them the boots Rick James wore when he said “fuck yo couch!”
January 3, 2026 at 2:09 AM
“BUT SISQO WALKED ON BITCHES!!!”
He look like he just left a sisqo music video
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 AM
WHOOP THAT TRICK!!! WHERE IS BOOKER T?!?!
January 3, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I just started Smackdown on DVR. What the fuck you mean Smackdown is three hours long again?!?!?!
January 3, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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Fun fact: It's a jodeci reference!

Another fun fact: The actor is Dante Bosco, Rufio for you older millennials and Prince Zuko for everyone else.
January 2, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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This is a good visual. Looks like in order to ensure we have proof that we mailed something on a specific day, we will have to stand in line at the post office and request a manual post mark.
January 2, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Given the state’s history, their possible connotation of that song has me concerned
January 2, 2026 at 5:28 AM
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Ah, appointment watching television. Those were the days
January 2, 2026 at 4:16 AM
RUH OH
January 2, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Chambliss is playing “THE GAME CHEATING! football right now
January 2, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Greetings, I’m a speeding drunk driver
Hello, I'm a ruptured brain aneurysm.
January 2, 2026 at 2:29 AM
They’ll never lose another game
How Indiana end up with a neurodivergent HC and QB?
January 2, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Kirk Herbstreit: “These poor hicks from Backwater-Podunk, Indiana are just SO happy to be here! THIS is their national championship!”
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 PM
When Texas Tech’s defensive players hear the offensive players saying “we just couldn’t get it done today” in the postgame press conference
January 1, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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JMU scored 37 points on the road against this same Oregon defense.
We can’t talk about G5 schools getting a bid when JMU has looked more competent on offense than Texas Tech
nah this is one of the most hopeless offenses I’ve ever seen in CFP. JMU played cleaner than this
January 1, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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Miami’s play calling for the rest of the game with regards to Carson Beck:
January 1, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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Ohio St’s play calling for the rest of the game with regards to Jeremiah Smith:
January 1, 2026 at 3:12 AM