Daren Chapin
dchapin.bsky.social
Daren Chapin
@dchapin.bsky.social
The Ozymandias reply thread is proof that we could turn Bsky into what was great about Twitter 1.0 if we wanted to
here's the story of a man named ozy
who was busy with two vast legs made of stone
they were meant to stand there for forever
yet they were all alone
and on the pedestal, these words appear:
my name is harry, and this is david
look on our works, ye mighty -- and this pear!
October 31, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The Brian Lehrer Show just did a call-in segment on listeners' morning routines and it's a humbling exercise in selection bias. Every caller is like, well my alarm goes off at 4am, then I do some Tai Chi, read for 20 min, then hit the gym for an hour so I get back in time to walk the dog before work
October 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Is it time to post that Neal Brennan video? I think it is. youtu.be/WOSqCjMRXWA?...
October 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It's finally happening
youtu.be/59s5bzLCngQ?...
September 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Mirror in the bathroom recompense
For all my crimes of self defense
OUR BATHROOM MIRRORS ARE VITAL TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY
September 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Do you guys ever think about how if Keiko ever left him, he’d be Solo Dad O’Brien
November 25, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Actually, felt pretty good to go
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Oh sure mister I-have-8-arms-and-no-internet-access, do tell
September 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Wordle 1,535 2/6*

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Finally they use one of my starter words as a clue and today I used a different starter words. So close to having 1'd, and yet so far
September 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I was only able to read half of this during breakfast but it's already one of the craziest stories I think I've ever read. I remember the headlines from this story when the news broke but the details are bananas. We've broken the back of reality. nymag.com/intelligence...
The Crypto Maniacs and the Torture Townhouse
How two men charged with an outrageous kidnapping scheme introduced a new kind of crime to the city.
nymag.com
August 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Well this one is easy
August 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Government by the Stringer Bell rule wapo.st/4kjmqsn
The first rule in Trump’s Washington: Don’t write anything down
A new culture of secrecy in government is taking root – among career staffers and new political appointees alike.
wapo.st
June 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
*does a tentative little dance*
June 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Weather Underground map is showing quite the break in this heat wave only in central Pennsylvania. Glitch, or wild corner case of the Borsuk-Ulam theorem?
June 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Dickens?
June 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Hard to believe given their knowledge of probability and statistics
May 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Sorry what season of Black Mirror is this? I stopped watching when Andor dropped
Mark Zuckerberg says Meta's chatbots will supplement your real friends: "The average American has fewer than 3 friends ... but has demand for ... 15 friends" (h/t x.com/romanhelmetg...)
May 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Dude this is just crazy pundit take, even for you
April 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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They all just look like one guy slowly getting polished by a rock tumbler
April 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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April 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
It's obvious what happened here, right? Someone in the white house googled "list of countries in the world," the top hit is the Wikipedia entry which also has separate lines for territories like Heard and McDonald even when they are uninhabited. Then everything Trump had no opinion on got a default
We are imposing tariffs on WHOLLY UNINHABITED antarctic islands in this list (Heard and McDonald). The administration asserts—and Forbes reprints this uncritically—those islands have charged 10% tariffs on US goods that it needs to respond to. www.forbes.com/sites/mollyb...
Here’s The Full List Of Trump's Reciprocal Tariffs Announced Wednesday
Reciprocal tariffs the U.S. is imposing on other countries will range from a flat 10% rate to 50%, President Donald Trump announced.
www.forbes.com
April 2, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Thank Val for so many inspiring moments, including this pinnacle eureka moment that I think about every time I figure out something difficult by not thinking about it for a minute, which is how one figures out most hard things www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQm_...
Real Genius (1985) Meltdown
YouTube video by Video Junkyard Clips
www.youtube.com
April 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM