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Leeroy Jenkem
@dbrue.bsky.social
· Oct 20
Some things I like:
Sports Gambling
Binge drinking
Follow me if you agree
Sports Gambling
Binge drinking
Follow me if you agree
They're calling me the Gen-Z Jeffrey Epstein
July 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
They're calling me the Gen-Z Jeffrey Epstein
The 2 things I know about JD Vance is that he's from Ohio and he's Catholic and in 1 week he's broken Ohio State's championship trophy and killed the Pope.
April 21, 2025 at 12:07 PM
The 2 things I know about JD Vance is that he's from Ohio and he's Catholic and in 1 week he's broken Ohio State's championship trophy and killed the Pope.
I fucking love fat baseball players
April 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I fucking love fat baseball players
I got black I got white what you want?
April 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I got black I got white what you want?
Bear Market? I'm entering a BEER Market
April 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Bear Market? I'm entering a BEER Market
free ippei
April 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
free ippei
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The Reds' scoreless innings streak is snapped at 1. Reds have a lead for the first time since Monday
April 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The Reds' scoreless innings streak is snapped at 1. Reds have a lead for the first time since Monday
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[hegseth] Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch.
[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
March 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
[hegseth] Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch.
[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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"i don't drink cuz it's too exensive" a handle of vodka is $10. grow up
March 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"i don't drink cuz it's too exensive" a handle of vodka is $10. grow up
"I smoked crack once but I didn't inhale"
March 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
"I smoked crack once but I didn't inhale"
We're gonna have to start calling burritos "Freedom wraps" or some shit aren't we
SCOOP—Trump plans to issue an executive order designating fentanyl as a "Weapon of Mass Destruction," per copy of EO reviewed by me. Source at State speculates purpose is to designate cartels as terrorist orgs/justify military ops in Mexico/Canada.
Context/full text of draft only on The Handbasket:
Context/full text of draft only on The Handbasket:
Trump to declare fentanyl “Weapon of Mass Destruction," per draft EO
A copy of the draft was obtained and reviewed by The Handbasket.
www.thehandbasket.co
March 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
We're gonna have to start calling burritos "Freedom wraps" or some shit aren't we
Quibi walked so Tubi could run
March 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Quibi walked so Tubi could run
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people in the replies to this are getting into arguments so heated that they're blocking each other. some say we need sports to distract people like these, but sports are for intellectuals. maybe we could reboot the west wing for them or something
what do you think would happen if someone elected to political office turned out to be an idiot
March 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
people in the replies to this are getting into arguments so heated that they're blocking each other. some say we need sports to distract people like these, but sports are for intellectuals. maybe we could reboot the west wing for them or something
Wish I had seen the boycott before I doordashed myself a PS5 #embarrassing
February 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Wish I had seen the boycott before I doordashed myself a PS5 #embarrassing
And I'm fucking drowning
February 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
And I'm fucking drowning
go birds
JUST IN: ICE van reportedly set on fire in Philadelphia
February 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
go birds
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i think the chiefs basically threepeated. the only reason they didn’t win the third super bowl is that they had to play a team that was better than them. not fair, not their fault
February 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
i think the chiefs basically threepeated. the only reason they didn’t win the third super bowl is that they had to play a team that was better than them. not fair, not their fault
While many of you are likely yelling "GO EAGLES!" or "GO CHIEFS!" I'm yelling "GO TUBI and high quality streaming content!"
#superbowl2025NewOrleans
#superbowl2025NewOrleans
February 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
While many of you are likely yelling "GO EAGLES!" or "GO CHIEFS!" I'm yelling "GO TUBI and high quality streaming content!"
#superbowl2025NewOrleans
#superbowl2025NewOrleans
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i just hope everyone today has a good time 🙂 except the Chiefs and any person who lives in Kansas City
February 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
i just hope everyone today has a good time 🙂 except the Chiefs and any person who lives in Kansas City
3 leg parlay for the halftime show:
Over 1.5 Not Like Us
Over 0.5 Auntie Diaries
Under 0.5 white people
$5 bet pays out $ 6775894
Over 1.5 Not Like Us
Over 0.5 Auntie Diaries
Under 0.5 white people
$5 bet pays out $ 6775894
February 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
3 leg parlay for the halftime show:
Over 1.5 Not Like Us
Over 0.5 Auntie Diaries
Under 0.5 white people
$5 bet pays out $ 6775894
Over 1.5 Not Like Us
Over 0.5 Auntie Diaries
Under 0.5 white people
$5 bet pays out $ 6775894
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well, my team's going to the super bowl again. best of all, everyone else is really, really happy for me
January 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
well, my team's going to the super bowl again. best of all, everyone else is really, really happy for me
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i like baseball more because this much speed and explosive athleticism makes me scared
January 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
i like baseball more because this much speed and explosive athleticism makes me scared