Dax Pryce
@dax.pryce.io
espresso, dogs, games, books, anime, eating, cooking, coding, woodworking, gardening, famously has never had a nazi phase
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Dax Pryce
@dax.pryce.io
· Oct 10
This is my buddy Pico. I cannot stress enough how "the absolute best" he was.
Bernese Mountain Dogs are highly susceptible to a type of cancer called histiocytic sarcoma, at around a 20% rate.
It came up so suddenly and tore him from our life. I'm not sure I'll ever recover.
Love your beasts.
Bernese Mountain Dogs are highly susceptible to a type of cancer called histiocytic sarcoma, at around a 20% rate.
It came up so suddenly and tore him from our life. I'm not sure I'll ever recover.
Love your beasts.
amazing shitpost
if you’re counting down in northeast Ohio, there only about 245 million gallons of crap left in 2025.
December 31, 2025 at 12:33 AM
amazing shitpost
@sushisiren.bsky.social knows what I'm taking about
I refused to judge his parents for hypothetically swinging.
December 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
@sushisiren.bsky.social knows what I'm taking about
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I disagree with this, and playing realpolitik games with these people is how you end up with President Marjorie Taylor Greene in 2028. I'm not kidding. Hillary Clinton's campaign helped promote Trump in 2016 thinking his candidacy would help her cause.
Politics is not fan culture—none of these people are your friends. There are no permanent friends and no permanent enemies, only permanent interests.
We can be grateful that MTG is against Trump without liking her or thinking of her as a long-term ally. The anti-Trump coalition must be huge.
We can be grateful that MTG is against Trump without liking her or thinking of her as a long-term ally. The anti-Trump coalition must be huge.
December 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I disagree with this, and playing realpolitik games with these people is how you end up with President Marjorie Taylor Greene in 2028. I'm not kidding. Hillary Clinton's campaign helped promote Trump in 2016 thinking his candidacy would help her cause.
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Are white people aware that Trump won twice BECAUSE A MAJORITY OF WHITE PEOPLE WHO VOTED PUT HIM IN OFFICE?????????? Why is this consistently elided???? Stop being ridiculous.
December 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Are white people aware that Trump won twice BECAUSE A MAJORITY OF WHITE PEOPLE WHO VOTED PUT HIM IN OFFICE?????????? Why is this consistently elided???? Stop being ridiculous.
this is also dumb because my cake is so flat it can't even be called a pancake, it's a pizelle.
I *know* I shouldn’t share the NYPost but I got served this BUTT PHRENOLOGY article
!!!!
And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
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And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
!!!!
How a bigger-looking butt could be a sneaky sign of autism and ADHD
Your backside might reveal a thing or two about your brain.
nypost.com
December 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
this is also dumb because my cake is so flat it can't even be called a pancake, it's a pizelle.
were the zpms just ancient brains? #stargate
December 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
were the zpms just ancient brains? #stargate
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
merry Christmas to everyone except for these people
No matter how grim your holiday may be, someone out there is making it grimmer for themselves by choice
December 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
merry Christmas to everyone except for these people
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Okay that is quite enough of his nonsense
December 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Okay that is quite enough of his nonsense
gastropareisis, on Christmas Eve?
i am not having the best of times
i am not having the best of times
December 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
gastropareisis, on Christmas Eve?
i am not having the best of times
i am not having the best of times
i did not have enough time to thoroughly plan out what i needed to do before i needed to be at my MIL's today. queue as much panic as you can, sequentially. and then cue the first panic that it's up. the rest of the panics can follow in an orderly, unpanicked manner.
December 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
i did not have enough time to thoroughly plan out what i needed to do before i needed to be at my MIL's today. queue as much panic as you can, sequentially. and then cue the first panic that it's up. the rest of the panics can follow in an orderly, unpanicked manner.
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what it sounds like to me when people talk about celebrities
a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
December 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
what it sounds like to me when people talk about celebrities
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Some horrors only become apparent when they start happening to people that aren't Black.🤷🏿♂️
I want to push forward to a future where this doesn't happen to Black people, and it doesn't happen to immigrants.♥️🕊️
But some of y'all want to go back to a world where this only happens to Black people?
No.
I want to push forward to a future where this doesn't happen to Black people, and it doesn't happen to immigrants.♥️🕊️
But some of y'all want to go back to a world where this only happens to Black people?
No.
December 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Some horrors only become apparent when they start happening to people that aren't Black.🤷🏿♂️
I want to push forward to a future where this doesn't happen to Black people, and it doesn't happen to immigrants.♥️🕊️
But some of y'all want to go back to a world where this only happens to Black people?
No.
I want to push forward to a future where this doesn't happen to Black people, and it doesn't happen to immigrants.♥️🕊️
But some of y'all want to go back to a world where this only happens to Black people?
No.
i take this one step further and drink 4 gallons of water in one day and nothing else for the next 6 days
drinking my eight glasses of water while Im showering
December 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
i take this one step further and drink 4 gallons of water in one day and nothing else for the next 6 days
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Steves purchased the property to prevent it from closing. Many homeless people had come to depend on the Lynnwood Hygiene Center, which had operated rent-free on the property since 2020.
Rick Steves steps in to save Seattle-area hygiene center serving homeless residents
Steves purchased the property to prevent it from closing. Many homeless people had come to depend on the Lynnwood Hygiene Center, which had operated rent-free on the property since 2020.
www.kuow.org
December 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Steves purchased the property to prevent it from closing. Many homeless people had come to depend on the Lynnwood Hygiene Center, which had operated rent-free on the property since 2020.
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as one of the whitest white men i would like my fellow white men to shut the fuck up
December 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
as one of the whitest white men i would like my fellow white men to shut the fuck up
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voyager was a type of telescope and spock is a type of mark kelly
December 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
voyager was a type of telescope and spock is a type of mark kelly
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My thoughts on the DNC refusing to release a 2024 autopsy
December 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My thoughts on the DNC refusing to release a 2024 autopsy
I make it a point to always like the posts of the people who make the same joke as me - whether before or after my post. I love my brothers and sisters and niblings who have the same excellent sense of humor and taste.
December 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I make it a point to always like the posts of the people who make the same joke as me - whether before or after my post. I love my brothers and sisters and niblings who have the same excellent sense of humor and taste.
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NB: When I, a professor of law, profess that an act is unlawful, I am not doing it to inform the lawbreaker, but rather to inform you, the reader.
So the question “what, like you think he cares?” is inapposite. The question is whether *you* care. I think you should, which is why I bother.
So the question “what, like you think he cares?” is inapposite. The question is whether *you* care. I think you should, which is why I bother.
December 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
NB: When I, a professor of law, profess that an act is unlawful, I am not doing it to inform the lawbreaker, but rather to inform you, the reader.
So the question “what, like you think he cares?” is inapposite. The question is whether *you* care. I think you should, which is why I bother.
So the question “what, like you think he cares?” is inapposite. The question is whether *you* care. I think you should, which is why I bother.
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Congratulations, those of you who decided to platform fringe voices and create a climate of fear and hate out of ignorance because those voices insisted a non-problem was a problem. They're now on an HHS stage trying to ruin children's lives. You will live with the harm you have done forever.
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Congratulations, those of you who decided to platform fringe voices and create a climate of fear and hate out of ignorance because those voices insisted a non-problem was a problem. They're now on an HHS stage trying to ruin children's lives. You will live with the harm you have done forever.
if the intrusive thoughts cannot intrude then what good are they?
thank you, sometimes i can't keep these things to myself, i appreciate your grace in allowing me this lol
December 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
if the intrusive thoughts cannot intrude then what good are they?