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My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.

📍Los Angeles, California Republic
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Me when I’m the least weasel.
Ah. Ça ira!
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out! 🤡
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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The seeds are being planted to rig the midterms. It’s becoming more explicit.

(Also note the gratuitous shot at the NBA, aka Black athletes who oppose him)
October 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Me when I’m the least weasel.
September 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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WSJ: SHOOTER IS A TRANS ANTIFA

*shooter is in fact a cis groyper*

WSJ: A young man's descent from model student to suspect.
“I have no idea why he did this.” A young man's descent from model student to suspect in the killing of Charlie Kirk. on.wsj.com/48gbtoN
September 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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If I can cancel my Times puzzle subscription in the middle of a 2000+ day crossword streak, you can stop paying them too.
What in the actual fuck. Charlie Kirk said Black women were inherently inferior and that if they held a position of importance it was unearned. Why are people rushing to canonize this person?

www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/o...
Opinion | Charlie Kirk Was Practicing Politics the Right Way
www.nytimes.com
September 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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i think anyone saying he practiced politics the right way or that we should continue his work should first have to read out loud his last days worth of posts to someone they love who doesnt know who he is
September 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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Kirk was a racist who thought black people shouldn’t be pilots. He thought women should be subservient to men. He hated MLK and the Civil Rights Act. He didn’t care about political violence against Paul Pelosi and Democrats. All his own words. You can deplore the shooting without honoring the man.
September 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Oh hey, this again!
July 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
This is stupid now and it was stupid then.
Pete Rose completely obliterated Ray Fosse in the 1970 All-Star Game (fracturing and separating Fosse's shoulder) and then after the game said "nobody told me they changed it to girls’ softball between third and home."
July 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
What in the Mindy Project
February 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Happy birthday to my Sagittarius mother figure, Mary Todd Lincoln!
December 13, 2024 at 7:01 PM
Whitney Houston
Whitney Austin
Whitney Galveston
Whitney San Antonio
Whitney El Paso
Whitney Dallas/Fort Worth
December 13, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Can we talk about how bad this “baseball pride” sign behind Quinn is?
December 12, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Mankind? More like ManMEAN!
December 7, 2024 at 12:56 AM
If you think freedom, democracy, and prosperity are on their way to Syria, then I have an absolutely delightful bridge to sell you in Brooklyn.
December 6, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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the two-hour YouTube video about all this that I’m going to watch while eating dinner one day is going to go dummy

The words "deny," "defend" and "depose" were found on shell casings near where Brian Thompson, the CEO of insurance giant UnitedHealthcare, was killed - as in, the legal tactics insurers use to reduce liability or reject claims abcnews.go.com/US/man-shot-...
UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson shot dead in Midtown Manhattan, masked gunman at large
UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was shot near a Midtown Manhattan hotel in a potentially targeted shooting early Wednesday, according to police.
abcnews.go.com
December 5, 2024 at 2:03 PM
“What Does the Fox Say?” might be the single worst piece of music ever created.
December 4, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Does she have a tattoo of a hand on her hand
Ariana Grande with the original Glinda wand.
December 4, 2024 at 4:57 AM
What if we kissed at the April Rhodes Civic Pavilion?
December 4, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Two executives are just absolutely yapping in the kitchen doorway and I really need coffee. Do I say excuse me, or just wait??
December 3, 2024 at 6:01 PM
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November 30, 2024 at 10:13 PM
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I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
November 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Obsessed with this picture that I took of my friend in Death Valley
November 29, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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convinced that there are people who love trump for no other reason than that he gave them a personality, however rancid it might be
If your family started doing this at Thanksgiving dinner, what would you do? 😳
November 29, 2024 at 1:55 PM