David Czapka
davidczapka.bsky.social
David Czapka
@davidczapka.bsky.social
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February 11, 2026 at 6:57 PM
What in the world are they thinking?? Gonna need to see @smartbitches.bsky.social comment on this because I literally cannot fathom it.
February 11, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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The Grammys. The Olympics. The Super Bowl. The message is that the world loves diversity. Don’t let the billionaires tell you otherwise.
February 10, 2026 at 6:32 AM
No disrespect to Kenneth Walker III, but Bad Bunny was absolutely the MVP of Super Bowl LX.
February 9, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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I cannot emphasize enough that what he's singing here, obscured by beeps, is "If your boyfriend doesn't eat your ass, he'd better fuck off"
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
I don’t know that I’ll ever get used to “Super Bowl Champion Sam Darnold” but it’s a lot less weird than many other things in the world lately. Good for him.
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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Bill’s Olympic Musings:

Pole Vault = Big Dick Bad
Ski Jump = Big Dick Good
February 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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If there's one benefit from all the Republican criminality and corruption it's that you never have to treat them like good faith interlocutors again. Every currently living Trump accomplice should be treated at most to a reflexive "Eat Shit" for life, and that's better than they deserve
VA Senate president responds to Ted crying about VA’s redistricting, which should add 4 new Dem seats.
February 7, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.

Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
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February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
“I also choose this guy’s dead wife.”
From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X)

"Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal?

Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail…

Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you.

Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."
February 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
It’s gonna be another Bad Day™.

I swear, this job market feels specifically designed to break you.
February 6, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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The Washington Post is getting rid of its Books section. We’re losing the institutions—journalism, middle-class artistic and intellectual culture—that once made life bearable. Those things were a threat to the super-rich who increasingly govern us. Democracy dies in illiteracy.
February 4, 2026 at 8:19 PM
A Salute to All Attractions, But Mostly Space Mountain
February 4, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Beatrice : Nebraska :: Peabody : Massachusetts
February 4, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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The narrative that the ruling class "went insane" during COVID was apparently not totally accurate. In actuality, they all believed that the Me Too movement killed their beloved pedophile fixer and lockdown just delayed them eventually punishing us all for it.
February 3, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Bad Bunny says “ICE out,” wins Album of the Year, and gives 95% of his acceptance speech in Spanish.

Looks like TFG is gonna be shitting himself again when he hears the news.
February 2, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Man…getting Slash, Andrew Watt, Duff McKagan, and Chad Smith together to perform “War Pigs” on the Grammys in tribute to Ozzy was pretty killer.

But then having Post Malone sing the vocals? It’s like they got the fifth dentist who didn’t agree with the other four.
February 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
<old man alert>

I recognize that the Grammys has a significantly performative aspect to it.

However…we’ve hit the 100 minute mark of the ceremony and are JUST giving out the FIFTH award of the night?
February 2, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Please use this prescription medication on your extremely delicate eyeballs. Also, don’t read that silly fine print.
February 2, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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Worth remembering that something did happen: the journalist who revealed this died from a car bomb.
remember when the panama papers came out and we found out every rich person on earth was committing tax fraud and then nothing happened
February 1, 2026 at 10:40 AM
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
The Epstein emails should really end the debate over whether society should have billionaires. "Do you want there to be a class of people so powerful they can fuck your kids and no one will even try to do anything" seems like an easy sell if everyone in politics wasn't trying to get on their payroll
January 31, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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The director of Melania movie
January 31, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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So I see Senate Democrats got the DHS Funding out of the way, a CR for two weeks so they can focus all negotiations on ICE funding, and the malcontents are upset. Well, any day they're not upset, it means they've all be taken out. Making ICE the focus and funding the rest of govt. is a win for me.
January 30, 2026 at 2:26 AM