Stephuán d'Beavis
@davidblowie.bsky.social
everyone at work assumes im autistic and i believe them
They need to do Sausage Sizzles in America. I'd vote in every bullshit municipal election if I was guaranteed a piping hot kielbasa with sauerkraut and a little mustard on my way out. Wouldn't even have to be good mustard.
December 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
They need to do Sausage Sizzles in America. I'd vote in every bullshit municipal election if I was guaranteed a piping hot kielbasa with sauerkraut and a little mustard on my way out. Wouldn't even have to be good mustard.
Centerfold, J Geils Band, (1981), one of our most enduring songs about jacking off
December 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Centerfold, J Geils Band, (1981), one of our most enduring songs about jacking off
a pear is like an apple that sucks
December 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
a pear is like an apple that sucks
good ol raisins and peanus
December 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
good ol raisins and peanus
getting my Healthcare at the same place im buying a 48 pack of Dr Pepper and 128 pizza bagels
Rand Paul on his healthcare plan: "What if you could join Costco? Costco has 44m members and if one person negotiated for all 44 and they bought a group plan like Toyota or General Motors does, they would be the largest collective entity in the country. They would drive prices down by sheer might."
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
getting my Healthcare at the same place im buying a 48 pack of Dr Pepper and 128 pizza bagels
the tragic part is a lot of these guys are true believers in their bullshit and it genuinely surprises them any time they find out it's not true
December 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
the tragic part is a lot of these guys are true believers in their bullshit and it genuinely surprises them any time they find out it's not true
if it had been up to me i'd have had Moo Deng thrown into a woodchipper and the leavings barbecued and turned into filling for banh mis
December 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
if it had been up to me i'd have had Moo Deng thrown into a woodchipper and the leavings barbecued and turned into filling for banh mis
dump her old ass in the Thames
Veteran actress Dame Judi Dench said she’s forgiven Harvey Weinstein after his rape conviction and argued that Kevin Spacey has been “exonerated” in a new interview.
Judi Dench Still Texts Kevin Spacey, Says Harvey Weinstein Has 'Done His Time'
bit.ly
December 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
dump her old ass in the Thames
They don't like to talk about it, but there's another Super Mario Brother, Angelo, who just went to college and works in product development for State Farm. He's doing very well, but he basically never goes on adventures in colorful fantasy environments and he can't drive a go kart for shit
December 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
They don't like to talk about it, but there's another Super Mario Brother, Angelo, who just went to college and works in product development for State Farm. He's doing very well, but he basically never goes on adventures in colorful fantasy environments and he can't drive a go kart for shit
Watching Trading Places (1983) and the commercials are for betting apps and crypto shit. Love to see time being a flat fucking circle, where we make satire about how very wealthy people are inhuman freaks and girls need to Show Their Big Knockers more than once to be in a movie
December 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Watching Trading Places (1983) and the commercials are for betting apps and crypto shit. Love to see time being a flat fucking circle, where we make satire about how very wealthy people are inhuman freaks and girls need to Show Their Big Knockers more than once to be in a movie
People are dogging on this but it was a little glimpse into Heaven for me
December 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
People are dogging on this but it was a little glimpse into Heaven for me
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Pack it up, folks that’s it for the construction industry
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Pack it up, folks that’s it for the construction industry
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i need Ms Rachel to find Marxism-Leninism and lead the revolution.
August 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
i need Ms Rachel to find Marxism-Leninism and lead the revolution.
a lot of that shitty "low fi," "the world you grew up in doesn't exist anymore" bullshit would work on me if they did it over clips of Jackass, or even just photos of Johnny Knoxville with gray hair
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
a lot of that shitty "low fi," "the world you grew up in doesn't exist anymore" bullshit would work on me if they did it over clips of Jackass, or even just photos of Johnny Knoxville with gray hair
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I was just thinking of this quote by Kurt Vonnegut the other night - “You meet saints everywhere. They can be anywhere. They are people behaving decently in an indecent society.”
There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I was just thinking of this quote by Kurt Vonnegut the other night - “You meet saints everywhere. They can be anywhere. They are people behaving decently in an indecent society.”
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It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
Exclusive: Amazon has long been USPS’s top customer, providing over $6 billion in annual revenue in 2025.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
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really good book, tbh, and i think you can work in an analysis of AI slop based on it
December 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
really good book, tbh, and i think you can work in an analysis of AI slop based on it
NPR had some asshole on this morning talking about mining on the moon, about the, "lunar economy," and the host didn't interrogate the viability of any of that insane shit, and it made me want to drive under a truck
December 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
NPR had some asshole on this morning talking about mining on the moon, about the, "lunar economy," and the host didn't interrogate the viability of any of that insane shit, and it made me want to drive under a truck
Went absolutely wild at the work Christmas lunch; drank probably 2/3 a can of Dr Pepper and poured the rest down the sink in the men's room
December 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Went absolutely wild at the work Christmas lunch; drank probably 2/3 a can of Dr Pepper and poured the rest down the sink in the men's room
theres some kind of "holiday lunch" at work today which is cool in that i get a free lunch but sucks in that they're setting it up in what is typically a big, unused space where I can go take a 20 minute nap
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
theres some kind of "holiday lunch" at work today which is cool in that i get a free lunch but sucks in that they're setting it up in what is typically a big, unused space where I can go take a 20 minute nap
shitting schedule all over the place, didnt crap at all yesterday, two small dumps hours apart today. not exactly in crisis mode because the holiday threw me off, but eager to get back to one substantial Movement around 10:15 AM
December 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
shitting schedule all over the place, didnt crap at all yesterday, two small dumps hours apart today. not exactly in crisis mode because the holiday threw me off, but eager to get back to one substantial Movement around 10:15 AM
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it is not sinful to take one normal shower in a day and a second, much shorter shower, where you pnly scrub your Asshole and Genitals
December 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
it is not sinful to take one normal shower in a day and a second, much shorter shower, where you pnly scrub your Asshole and Genitals
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Jikuu Senshi Spielban (1986)
Episode 1
Episode 1
December 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Jikuu Senshi Spielban (1986)
Episode 1
Episode 1
It upsets me to imagine this man made billions of dollars somehow or other and decided he had to submit himself to constant psychic humiliation in pursuit of his doomed effort to defy Time and God
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
It upsets me to imagine this man made billions of dollars somehow or other and decided he had to submit himself to constant psychic humiliation in pursuit of his doomed effort to defy Time and God