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Robot Townie
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Loompress.com sells my books "Sweeney on-the-Fringe" and "Sweeney in-Effable."

American living in a village in Portugal with his family and his collection of repetitive mistakes.
Pinned
It takes a village to raze a fascist government.
Are they still hammering Pam Bondi like the rusted, bent nail she is? Goddamn she’s annoying, stupid, evil and corrupt. Can we impeach, remove, detain and deport her? Better yet, strap some chicken thighs to her elbows and drop her in the Everglades at one in the morning. Trail cam that shit.
LOL -- Moskowitz wraps up his 5 minutes by asking Bondi what oppo she has on him, and he then gets out a whiteboard and marker to grade her

Bondi replies by saying, "there's nothing funny about mocking the Bible and holding up a Trump Bible. I find it offensive"
February 11, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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Yo' momma's so stupid she went from "Release the Epstein files!" to "You tell 'em, Pam!" in 24 hours and whatnot.
February 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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The Phantom Surfers - San Onofre (1991) ["Dark"-Surf]
https://redd.it/1wjv06
https://youtu.be/hdZdFj-tj1c
The Phantom Surfers - San Onofre (1991) ["Dark"-Surf]
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 11:50 PM
first pete hesgeth hits a marching band drummer with a badly thrown axe and now this fool's got cronies shooting lasers at party balloons. somebody mix him another redbull and vodka.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=31ex...
February 11, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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OTD* in Black History:

Laila Edwards, the first African American woman to play for the USA Women's Hockey Team for the Olympics, scored a goal as a rookie in the game against our biggest hockey rival, Canada. Go Team USA!!!!! 🇺🇸

Literally on this day: February 10, 2026.
February 10, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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Team USA takes down Team Canada in DOMINANT fashion as they beat them 5-0 in women’s hockey at the #MilanoCortina2026 Olympic games 🇺🇸🇨🇦
February 10, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I spent too much time here today and, much like the bar from the tv show “Cheers,” there’s a bunch of good people but I should go home. It’s time. Fuck Trump and ICE and Lutnick and the moral failures we call most politicians…everyone normal, well, I wish you sweet dreams.
February 10, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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TOMORROW YOU WILL GRAB THE SUN WITH BOTH HANDS AND DEVOUR IT. FOR NOW DO YOU HAVE MEDICINE YOU NEED TO TAKE?
February 10, 2026 at 7:30 PM
That's how it's done. Simple, direct, courageous.
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Folks, I’m cat-sitting next week in a European city & they are paying me in good beer & good cheddar cheese. Folks, the entire world vibe could pivot in the proper direction based on this future for me. I will share w/ everyone. Everyone. We can do non-alc & non-dairy subs for whoever needs it.
February 9, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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Audience for the White Supremacist White Trash Super Bowl Halftime Show:

6.1 million viewers

Audience for the inclusive Bad Bunny Halftime Show:

Over 135 million viewers.

All those racist MAGAs crying over America not being white supremacist enough appears to have had the Streisand Effect. 🤡
February 9, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Kid rock makes music for people who dabbled in a bartending career until they were told “rubbing alcohol” is not a legal spirit.
“Kid Rock makes music for people who have tattoos of their kids but don’t have custody of them”
February 9, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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Goodnight.

A girl and her kitten, 1955 - by Walter Chandoha
www.thisiscolossal.com/2019/08/walt...
February 9, 2026 at 7:32 PM
It’s raining gatos & cows here. Has been for 6 weeks. Today, on a 20-minute drive inland I saw 4 brand new rivers. Brand new! Not even any fish in them and all chocolate-milk colored. I am hating this winter with all of the damp fiber of my being. It’s like living in Gollum’s dead, drenched heart.
February 9, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Lucky enough to be in Ireland when "In the Name of the Father" came out. Went to it with a group of Irish friends, very new friends, & the whole thing was a revelation. Daniel Day-Lewis' performance was incendiary and Pete Postlethwaite's acting broke my heart. We left that Galway theatre in a daze.
Taxi Driver was released on this day 50 years ago 🚕 Daniel Day-Lewis talks about the film’s impact on his acting career.

Watch the full interview: boxd.it/caW
February 8, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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2020 Digital pencils for a commission I did for @kibblesmith.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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nothing like a saturday of labor day weekend newsdump, but no time like the present: I wrote a book, and it’s available for pre-purchase! linktr.ee/artbutmakeit...
August 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I keep telling people in Portugal that if you grew up on the East Coast in the U.S., as I did, you've known Trump was a loser since the early '80s. Nobody liked him and he destroyed everything he touched. Here's some fun evidence: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCjW...
One Man’s Ego vs. the NFL: Donald Trump and the demise of the USFL
YouTube video by Press Box Chronicles with Jeff Pearlman
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover.
February 7, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 10:45 AM
This crowd is full-on bodyslamming

the GOP's rotten body politic.
February 5, 2026 at 1:15 PM