Robot Townie
@daverobinson3.bsky.social
Loompress.com sells my books "Sweeney on-the-Fringe" and "Sweeney in-Effable."
American living in a village in Portugal with his family and his collection of repetitive mistakes.
American living in a village in Portugal with his family and his collection of repetitive mistakes.
Pinned
It takes a village to raze a fascist government.
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Clint Bentley's lyrical Denis Johnson adaptation "Train Dreams" won the top film award at the Film Independent Spirit Awards on Sunday in Los Angeles, while "Adolescence" dominated the television categories. Both were released on Netflix. https://to.pbs.org/4cydD5n
'Adolescence' and 'Train Dreams' win top prizes at Film Independent Spirit Awards
Both were released on Netflix.
to.pbs.org
February 16, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Clint Bentley's lyrical Denis Johnson adaptation "Train Dreams" won the top film award at the Film Independent Spirit Awards on Sunday in Los Angeles, while "Adolescence" dominated the television categories. Both were released on Netflix. https://to.pbs.org/4cydD5n
One of the only two Boo Radleys allowed to be called a Boo Radley is dead. The other lives on in the book. R.I.P.
February 16, 2026 at 6:26 PM
One of the only two Boo Radleys allowed to be called a Boo Radley is dead. The other lives on in the book. R.I.P.
Dick Caves and the Bad Greed
February 16, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Dick Caves and the Bad Greed
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Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?
February 16, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Did you know that strawberries are not berries, and are actually mammals?
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I have now gone full circle in my 32 years online from trust nothing, to trust nothing. Good job big tech, you useless dogfuckers.
February 16, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I have now gone full circle in my 32 years online from trust nothing, to trust nothing. Good job big tech, you useless dogfuckers.
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Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
February 14, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Doctors say that vaccines protect children from dangerous diseases. A nepo baby who barbecues dogs and snorts cocaine off toilet seats says that vaccines make children vulnerable to 5G radiation. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
If you see this post a character whose name starts with an h
February 13, 2026 at 9:33 PM
If you see this post a character whose name starts with an h
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Not a nightmare! via @glaad.bsky.social
February 13, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Not a nightmare! via @glaad.bsky.social
"The Easter Bunny is gonna believe in us ... We are negotiating right now for more chocolate eggs."
Trump: "Greenland is gonna want us ... We are negotiating right now for Greenland."
February 13, 2026 at 5:59 PM
"The Easter Bunny is gonna believe in us ... We are negotiating right now for more chocolate eggs."
I got grounded back in the '90s for telling my parents me and my friends "...weren't partying, we were sanitizing eight liters of Pepsi with rum." Teenage Me and Parikh got the same species of good brains!
February 13, 2026 at 5:14 PM
I got grounded back in the '90s for telling my parents me and my friends "...weren't partying, we were sanitizing eight liters of Pepsi with rum." Teenage Me and Parikh got the same species of good brains!
Aw shoot, gotta go. My ride's here!
February 13, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Aw shoot, gotta go. My ride's here!
Post an image you can hear.
February 13, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Post an image you can hear.
I send 8-track tapes (w/ a converter to cassette & subsequent converter to CD) to my enemies promising them I will deflate their car tires if they don’t stop bad-mouthing the Boston Bruins. I do a lot of work in Montreal & Toronto. Looking to expand to the warm climes of Florida as I age. #icehockey
Ron Johnson: "In Central America, I found out that if you become the new police chief, you get a DVD from the friendly drug cartel with your children and wife going into school and church ... there's such a demand for unmasking ICE officers, but they've been doxxed."
February 12, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I send 8-track tapes (w/ a converter to cassette & subsequent converter to CD) to my enemies promising them I will deflate their car tires if they don’t stop bad-mouthing the Boston Bruins. I do a lot of work in Montreal & Toronto. Looking to expand to the warm climes of Florida as I age. #icehockey
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Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
February 12, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
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There are less than 400 North Atlantic right whales left in the world. Look at how many are in Cape Cod Bay right now! This image is taken from the Whale Alert app
February 11, 2026 at 2:21 PM
There are less than 400 North Atlantic right whales left in the world. Look at how many are in Cape Cod Bay right now! This image is taken from the Whale Alert app
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The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed
February 12, 2026 at 6:15 PM
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed
The cities, the people, the lakes up north, the wildlife...it's a truly beautiful part of the world and I miss it. Someday I'll try to get back there.
If my followers have been inspired by the fierce resistance the Twin Cities has put up to ICE, you should make it a point to take a trip here (April through October 😬), enjoy the wonderful things MN has to offer and support our small businesses. It continues to be a really tough time for them.
February 12, 2026 at 1:55 PM
The cities, the people, the lakes up north, the wildlife...it's a truly beautiful part of the world and I miss it. Someday I'll try to get back there.
Just a bunch of bootlicking, earth-killing morons giving a fake trophy to a child rapist. Nothing to see here. If you put this in a script they'd laugh you out of the writers' room.
"Sir, to show our appreciation, the trophy says 'the undisputed champion of beautiful, clean coal'"
February 12, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Just a bunch of bootlicking, earth-killing morons giving a fake trophy to a child rapist. Nothing to see here. If you put this in a script they'd laugh you out of the writers' room.
Are they still hammering Pam Bondi like the rusted, bent nail she is? Goddamn she’s annoying, stupid, evil and corrupt. Can we impeach, remove, detain and deport her? Better yet, strap some chicken thighs to her elbows and drop her in the Everglades at one in the morning. Trail cam that shit.
LOL -- Moskowitz wraps up his 5 minutes by asking Bondi what oppo she has on him, and he then gets out a whiteboard and marker to grade her
Bondi replies by saying, "there's nothing funny about mocking the Bible and holding up a Trump Bible. I find it offensive"
Bondi replies by saying, "there's nothing funny about mocking the Bible and holding up a Trump Bible. I find it offensive"
February 11, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Are they still hammering Pam Bondi like the rusted, bent nail she is? Goddamn she’s annoying, stupid, evil and corrupt. Can we impeach, remove, detain and deport her? Better yet, strap some chicken thighs to her elbows and drop her in the Everglades at one in the morning. Trail cam that shit.
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Yo' momma's so stupid she went from "Release the Epstein files!" to "You tell 'em, Pam!" in 24 hours and whatnot.
February 11, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Yo' momma's so stupid she went from "Release the Epstein files!" to "You tell 'em, Pam!" in 24 hours and whatnot.
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The Phantom Surfers - San Onofre (1991) ["Dark"-Surf]
https://redd.it/1wjv06
https://youtu.be/hdZdFj-tj1c
https://redd.it/1wjv06
https://youtu.be/hdZdFj-tj1c
The Phantom Surfers - San Onofre (1991) ["Dark"-Surf]
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 6:44 PM
The Phantom Surfers - San Onofre (1991) ["Dark"-Surf]
https://redd.it/1wjv06
https://youtu.be/hdZdFj-tj1c
https://redd.it/1wjv06
https://youtu.be/hdZdFj-tj1c
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first pete hesgeth hits a marching band drummer with a badly thrown axe and now this fool's got cronies shooting lasers at party balloons. somebody mix him another redbull and vodka.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=31ex...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=31ex...
February 11, 2026 at 6:05 PM
first pete hesgeth hits a marching band drummer with a badly thrown axe and now this fool's got cronies shooting lasers at party balloons. somebody mix him another redbull and vodka.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=31ex...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=31ex...
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OTD* in Black History:
Laila Edwards, the first African American woman to play for the USA Women's Hockey Team for the Olympics, scored a goal as a rookie in the game against our biggest hockey rival, Canada. Go Team USA!!!!! 🇺🇸
Literally on this day: February 10, 2026.
Laila Edwards, the first African American woman to play for the USA Women's Hockey Team for the Olympics, scored a goal as a rookie in the game against our biggest hockey rival, Canada. Go Team USA!!!!! 🇺🇸
Literally on this day: February 10, 2026.
February 10, 2026 at 9:37 PM
OTD* in Black History:
Laila Edwards, the first African American woman to play for the USA Women's Hockey Team for the Olympics, scored a goal as a rookie in the game against our biggest hockey rival, Canada. Go Team USA!!!!! 🇺🇸
Literally on this day: February 10, 2026.
Laila Edwards, the first African American woman to play for the USA Women's Hockey Team for the Olympics, scored a goal as a rookie in the game against our biggest hockey rival, Canada. Go Team USA!!!!! 🇺🇸
Literally on this day: February 10, 2026.