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ℬitch
@datdamnbtch.bsky.social
🔞 Brat, masochist, fighter, cook, idiot, may just be a giant pair of tits
I forgot about this place
January 27, 2024 at 3:53 PM
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Puked on Mel Gibson
Twitter is doing “best celebrity interactions” discourse so we should do WORST ones

not necessarily like that they were a jerk, just that the interaction itself was a fail on some level

like one time Robert Sean Leonard walked past me and I short-circuited so badly I spilled guacamole on myself
September 24, 2023 at 10:46 PM
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What in the utter FUCK??

We need to start hanging billionaires up like piñatas!
are you fucking kidding me
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

this whole fucking system needs to be burned to the ground
August 22, 2023 at 2:56 PM
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I was not expecting the Pop-it Wikipedia to be such a roller coaster.
August 21, 2023 at 8:19 PM
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Don't forget

Take your meds
Drink water
Punch Nazis
Charge your vibe
July 9, 2023 at 1:54 PM
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it’s the full self driving of fights
August 13, 2023 at 10:31 PM
Yeah, I am religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.
August 12, 2023 at 6:23 PM
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August 8, 2023 at 2:16 AM
Yes to the second part!
LET'S START WARS!
just a suggestion - maybe get rid of the muting function altogether? or at least for accounts - i feel like it encourages people to not interact with each other --> leads to less engagement with the platform?

that or make it so people know who muted them
August 7, 2023 at 10:40 PM
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People say that being a vegetarian is good for the environment. I think you can fight climate change more as a carnivore. A billionaire has 1 million times the average carbon emissions. Therefore, a carnivore eating just one billionaire would do more for the environment a million vegetarians.
August 7, 2023 at 10:36 PM
August 7, 2023 at 7:11 PM
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so there’s no cherry on top?
The cream in the cake is WHAT?
August 7, 2023 at 5:37 PM
Charge your toys and sun dry your plugs
August 7, 2023 at 6:21 PM
Monday morning masturbation
August 7, 2023 at 3:14 PM
How to piss ppl off and cook for children at the same time!
August 6, 2023 at 11:23 PM
What if we burn it all down together?💕
August 6, 2023 at 8:38 PM
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August 6, 2023 at 12:41 PM
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August 6, 2023 at 10:02 AM
Great day for anal play
August 5, 2023 at 9:51 PM
May your toys be charged and your day be cum filled
August 3, 2023 at 1:59 PM
EAT THE COOKIE DOUGH!
August 3, 2023 at 2:23 AM
Daughter now has Karen hair
She's beginning her ascension
August 2, 2023 at 11:31 PM
Shit liquids
Like a boss
August 2, 2023 at 12:51 PM
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Well, I guess we are out here now

https://wapo.st/3Yl9nNK
Hacking group plans system to encrypt social media and other apps
The hacktivist group Cult of the Dead Cow will release details about the system at Def Con next week.
wapo.st
August 2, 2023 at 11:37 AM