The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus
banner
lambdacalculus.bsky.social
The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus
@lambdacalculus.bsky.social
Lvl 46 cyberpunk, hacker, and filthy pirate. Best worst influence. I do cursed things with computers. Loud Chaotic Good 🇨🇺/🔯 punk. .ooM by proxy. He/him/bi 🏳️‍🌈 #HackThePlanet

Nazis will be punched and humiliated.

Ko-Fi: http://ko-fi.com/LambdaCalculus
Reposted by The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus
“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Reposted by The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
This motherfucker's life wasn't ruined enough.

We need to finish him.
November 18, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Reposted by The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus
maybe this really is the year of Linux on the desktop
Microsoft warns Windows 11 agentic OS may face Xpia malware risks
Microsoft is pushing ahead with its plan to add agentic capabilities to Windows 11, but issued a security warning for anyone who is interested in trying it out.
www.windowscentral.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Reposted by The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus
If your infrastructure is ever put under pressure, @ddosecrets.com will mirror anything you need ✊
November 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Reposted by The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus
HOPE has been banned from St. John's University. www.2600.com/content/hope...
HOPE CONFERENCE BANNED BY ST. JOHN'S UNIVERSITY | 2600
www.2600.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Reposted by The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus
America's first ever esports champion was Rebecca Heineman, a trans woman. She went on to found some of your favorite video game studios and worked on your favorite video games. Next time you see somebody rail about 'woke' and 'DEI'
Remember that.
Remember her.
"I code so others can dream."

Gayming Icon and LGBTQ+ video game pioneer, Rebecca Heineman, has sadly passed away after a short, tough fight with aggressive cancer.

Read our obituary to this true industry trailblazer: gaymingmag.com/2025/11/gaym...
Gayming Icon and LGBTQ+ games pioneer, Rebecca Heineman, has died - Gayming Magazine
Rebecca Heineman, a trailblazing figure in the video game industry and a celebrated icon within the LGBTQ+ gaming community, has died.
gaymingmag.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Reposted by The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus
If you sold opportunities to punch this motherfucker in the mouth you could pay off the national debt in about 4.2 seconds.
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'

people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I heard the leader of Portland's #antifa is named Monkey D. Luffy. Pass it on.
October 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Reposted by The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus
“The Librarians” examines the experiences of school librarians who have found themselves on the front lines of a battle against censorship. https://to.pbs.org/46TqfiW
The fight against book bans by public school librarians shown in new documentary
According to a new report from PEN America, public schools across the U.S. saw more than 6,800 book bans in the 2024-25 school year. A new documentary, “The Librarians,” examines the experiences of sc...
to.pbs.org
October 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Reposted by The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus
Reposted by The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus
They always say the same basic thing. They are always wrong. And we should do what we have always done and do the thing that needs doing anyway, which this time around is universal basic income and healthcare, and a 4-day workweek.
October 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Reposted by The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Reposted by The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus
If I ever get Mitnicked, make a fucking scene.

Make all the noise possible.

Raise all the hell.
October 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Great. Japan just elected a Masayoshi Shido.

megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Masayos...
October 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Reposted by The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus
October 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Reposted by The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus
Thanks to Dan Forden for all his contributions to not only the Mortal Kombat franchise, but also to video game history, in general. It was an absolute pleasure to meet him and have him involved in Mortal Kombat: Legacy Kollection. Until our paths meet again... stay Toasty!
October 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Reposted by The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus
and scene
October 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Reposted by The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus
October 3, 2025 at 12:24 PM
If I ever get Mitnicked, make a fucking scene.

Make all the noise possible.

Raise all the hell.
October 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Do I really wanna be on a site with a Lowtax clone as CEO?

Probably not.
October 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Reposted by The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus
Does NYC have this set up?
Was about to post another chilling ICE raid story. 💀

Instead—let’s spotlight groups like Chicago’s People’s Patrol. 🫶

What local groups in your area are standing up? Drop them below ⬇️

Because when they come for ANY of us, we must ALL speak out.
🔗 encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/a...
October 3, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Reposted by The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus
You absolutely should not dismiss the AT Protocol technology that runs this place as boring nerd stuff, because that is the exact technology we are going to need to ensure that usable social media that isn’t controlled by Nazis continues to exist.
October 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Reposted by The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus
Dudes would rather join ICE than buy a Swedish-made penis enlarger pump
September 29, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Reposted by The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus
Happy #Bisibility Day to those who celebrate. 💙💜❤️
September 23, 2025 at 7:37 AM