M. Janey, the Train Granny
@darthpinkhippo.bsky.social
MTG cube community organizer, baseball girly, in my Pride & Prejudice era
ITT: Magic posting, too many selfies, flirting with girls
❤️🧡🤍🩷💜
Hit me up for an invite to the LGBTQube discord server!
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https://cubecobra.com/user/view/5e97708b97968b319c495daa
ITT: Magic posting, too many selfies, flirting with girls
❤️🧡🤍🩷💜
Hit me up for an invite to the LGBTQube discord server!
🔞
https://cubecobra.com/user/view/5e97708b97968b319c495daa
Pinned
@ollie.bostoncubeparty.com read me for filth and I couldn't be more proud to be the worst trans woman in #mtgcube
He just finished a Disaster Movie piece that I can't wait to show off ✨
Updated Commission Pricelist!
I am a Magic: The Gathering Card Alterist!
I've painted Over 3000 Alters for Clients All over the world!
I paint Primarily using Acrylics, All alters are one of a Kind and Hand painted!
Check Replies for Examples of my work!
I am a Magic: The Gathering Card Alterist!
I've painted Over 3000 Alters for Clients All over the world!
I paint Primarily using Acrylics, All alters are one of a Kind and Hand painted!
Check Replies for Examples of my work!
November 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
He just finished a Disaster Movie piece that I can't wait to show off ✨
I was born to be bluesky replygirl for trans women, and I'm gonna fulfill my destiny 💪
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I was born to be bluesky replygirl for trans women, and I'm gonna fulfill my destiny 💪
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transness is a gift. i need every trans woman to understand that by nature of their existence they have been blessed with the ability to pluck the strands of fate with their hands if they choose to. it is not always easy and it is not without hardship but every trans woman is capable of greatness.
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
transness is a gift. i need every trans woman to understand that by nature of their existence they have been blessed with the ability to pluck the strands of fate with their hands if they choose to. it is not always easy and it is not without hardship but every trans woman is capable of greatness.
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trans women with spines are always dangerous
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
trans women with spines are always dangerous
Fuck it, this is my favorite pic I've ever taken of me
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Fuck it, this is my favorite pic I've ever taken of me
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*deep breath* YOU HAVE TO TRANSITION YOU HAVE TO BE AN ACTIVE PARTICIPANT IN YOUR OWN FUCKING FUTURE IT’S NOT GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU IT WON’T COME FROM FUCKING WALLOWING AWAY NO AMOUNT OF SELF-LOATHING AND THINKING ABOUT THE PROCESS WILL EVER MAKE UP FOR NEGLECTING THE PROCESS THIS ISNT SOME FUCKING WI
okay maybe this wasn’t loud enough let me try this again
transition is not something that just magically happens to you. you have to be an active participant in creating your own future
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
*deep breath* YOU HAVE TO TRANSITION YOU HAVE TO BE AN ACTIVE PARTICIPANT IN YOUR OWN FUCKING FUTURE IT’S NOT GONNA HAPPEN TO YOU IT WON’T COME FROM FUCKING WALLOWING AWAY NO AMOUNT OF SELF-LOATHING AND THINKING ABOUT THE PROCESS WILL EVER MAKE UP FOR NEGLECTING THE PROCESS THIS ISNT SOME FUCKING WI
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The gay magic furries running Quebec’s strategic syrup reserve are keeping it from us 😔
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The gay magic furries running Quebec’s strategic syrup reserve are keeping it from us 😔
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PLEASE REMEMBER TO REMAIN AS CIVIL AS POSSIBLE AS YOU ARE BEING TORN LIMB FROM LIMB BY WILD DOGS
November 13, 2024 at 9:25 PM
PLEASE REMEMBER TO REMAIN AS CIVIL AS POSSIBLE AS YOU ARE BEING TORN LIMB FROM LIMB BY WILD DOGS
Im still saying that all of my queers need to live in the same apartment building
the one particular notable thought amplified by weed is that i need to live in a big house of trannies because i wanna cuddle so bad rn but ken is baking because they hate me so i am basically dying and also LA is so miserably isolating that you can't just pop over to a friends house without a drive
November 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Im still saying that all of my queers need to live in the same apartment building
Quote post using people agreeing with you to make a completely unrelated point to the person I'm subtweeting
Quote post designed to get my following to dogpile you for disagreeing with me
Wild misreading of your take into something you never even said, let alone implied
November 8, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Quote post using people agreeing with you to make a completely unrelated point to the person I'm subtweeting
I played this back when it was just an itch demo and holy fuck this game rules
#PitchYaGame Burn With Me is a game for those with an Inscryption-shaped hole in their heart.
🕯 Teacher who lures students into a dangerous ritual
🔥 Deckburner gameplay: sacrifice cards to fire
🖤 Find balance between desire and sanity
Playtest soon: s.team/a/2954010
🕯 Teacher who lures students into a dangerous ritual
🔥 Deckburner gameplay: sacrifice cards to fire
🖤 Find balance between desire and sanity
Playtest soon: s.team/a/2954010
November 8, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I played this back when it was just an itch demo and holy fuck this game rules
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Fans have always been trailblazing in ways Magic only picks up on years later
•Alterists were ahead on borderless cards and art style experimentation
•Proxy makers were ahead on visual design and frames
•Custom card designers were ahead on using low resolution art assets from outside properties
•Alterists were ahead on borderless cards and art style experimentation
•Proxy makers were ahead on visual design and frames
•Custom card designers were ahead on using low resolution art assets from outside properties
November 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Fans have always been trailblazing in ways Magic only picks up on years later
•Alterists were ahead on borderless cards and art style experimentation
•Proxy makers were ahead on visual design and frames
•Custom card designers were ahead on using low resolution art assets from outside properties
•Alterists were ahead on borderless cards and art style experimentation
•Proxy makers were ahead on visual design and frames
•Custom card designers were ahead on using low resolution art assets from outside properties
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Red Candidate Wins! - @softmaurice.bsky.social
Please forgive me for buying a NY Post but it went to a good cause.
Please forgive me for buying a NY Post but it went to a good cause.
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Red Candidate Wins! - @softmaurice.bsky.social
Please forgive me for buying a NY Post but it went to a good cause.
Please forgive me for buying a NY Post but it went to a good cause.
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lesbian thought of the day: plane tickets should be free if you really want to make out with a woman who lives on the other side of the world
November 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
lesbian thought of the day: plane tickets should be free if you really want to make out with a woman who lives on the other side of the world
Y'all this may be the best song in a video game ever, and no, I have never played DuckTales lol
youtu.be/YHEifuLCSIY
youtu.be/YHEifuLCSIY
November 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Y'all this may be the best song in a video game ever, and no, I have never played DuckTales lol
youtu.be/YHEifuLCSIY
youtu.be/YHEifuLCSIY
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I rallied back to 5-2 and @it-august.bsky.social is drawing into Top 8!!
Huge showing for Team Pronouns at the @nrgseries.bsky.social
Huge showing for Team Pronouns at the @nrgseries.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I rallied back to 5-2 and @it-august.bsky.social is drawing into Top 8!!
Huge showing for Team Pronouns at the @nrgseries.bsky.social
Huge showing for Team Pronouns at the @nrgseries.bsky.social
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the mtg/linguistics/trans nerds have translated "death before detransition" into phyrexian.
October 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
the mtg/linguistics/trans nerds have translated "death before detransition" into phyrexian.
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Today, we must unite and support America’s Team in Game 7 of the World Series.
Of course, I am referring to the Toronto Blue Jays.
Of course, I am referring to the Toronto Blue Jays.
November 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Today, we must unite and support America’s Team in Game 7 of the World Series.
Of course, I am referring to the Toronto Blue Jays.
Of course, I am referring to the Toronto Blue Jays.
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you ever notice how men love hitting on lesbians in the hopes that their magic dick gives them a shot, but they aren't brave enough to do what it would actually take by transitioning?
weak men these days smh
weak men these days smh
October 31, 2025 at 5:18 AM
you ever notice how men love hitting on lesbians in the hopes that their magic dick gives them a shot, but they aren't brave enough to do what it would actually take by transitioning?
weak men these days smh
weak men these days smh
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Okay so I looked closely at the sun-spider card art for the first time tonight and I have thoughts about how it depicts her mobility aids. Bc it is nonsensical.
Let's break this down.
Let's break this down.
October 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Okay so I looked closely at the sun-spider card art for the first time tonight and I have thoughts about how it depicts her mobility aids. Bc it is nonsensical.
Let's break this down.
Let's break this down.
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they are trying to kill every trans kid in America
when these rules actually come out, they will be open for public comment and all of us need to flood submissions, call our reps, make noise, everything including the kitchen sink
unconscionable evil
when these rules actually come out, they will be open for public comment and all of us need to flood submissions, call our reps, make noise, everything including the kitchen sink
unconscionable evil
The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too. n.pr/4qFa1mY
Trump pushes an end to medical care for transgender youth nationally
The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too.
n.pr
October 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
they are trying to kill every trans kid in America
when these rules actually come out, they will be open for public comment and all of us need to flood submissions, call our reps, make noise, everything including the kitchen sink
unconscionable evil
when these rules actually come out, they will be open for public comment and all of us need to flood submissions, call our reps, make noise, everything including the kitchen sink
unconscionable evil
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Imagine watching Groundskeeper Willie die a fiery death on live TV, cursing the children of Springfield for years to come (aired Oct 29th 1995). And then, the next morning, still traumatized by this experience, needing to get up to start your job at Wizards of the Coast.
October 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Imagine watching Groundskeeper Willie die a fiery death on live TV, cursing the children of Springfield for years to come (aired Oct 29th 1995). And then, the next morning, still traumatized by this experience, needing to get up to start your job at Wizards of the Coast.
Obviously this card is just a fucked up seed for my Star Trek cube
October 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Obviously this card is just a fucked up seed for my Star Trek cube