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M. Janey Bennett, neverending P&P era
@darthpinkhippo.bsky.social
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MTG cube community organizer, baseball girly, in my Pride & Prejudice era
ITT: Magic posting, too many selfies, flirting with girls
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Drafting Pelakka Wurm => building my own take on Descent Into Avernus pipeline
Morgan Jane, in her pink glasses, wearing a brown crop top and panties, hair needing washed, hand on her chest, pondering what Grixis spells to add to her cube, and showing off for the pretty girls in her phone
December 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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I'm looking for 17-Year Cicadas from MagicCon Atlanta 2025 for Disaster Movie #mtgcube. Could y'all signal boost and help me track this down?
17-Year Cicadas {7}{W} Sorcery Create ten 1/1 white Insect creature tokens with flying. Exile 17-Year Cicadas with seventeen time counters on it. Suspend 17 — {0} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {0} and exile it with seventeen time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.) Whenever you cast a spell, if this card is suspended, remove a time counter from it.
December 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
darthpinkhippo.bsky.social
We had 15 (13 drafters) for our #mtgcube Cubesgiving Stone Soup Potluck!

I went 2-1 with this Dimir tempo/control deck (took out Teferi), ate SO much good food, messed up both pies I baked, and had just a wonderful time with the best folks in STL 💜
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Fuck it, this is my favorite pic I've ever taken of me
MJ taking a pic of herself wearing a pink jumpsuit (barely tied around her waist), over matching cream undies. Her blonde hair to her shoulders and held in place by a blue headband and her hand is on her tummy. Mood: showing off proudly
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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wanna hold my hand?
close up on a girl with long fingers and a lesbian flag ring pulling on the tie to her pink jumpsuit
November 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
darthpinkhippo.bsky.social
Here's one of my only pics from CubeCon!
October 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Obviously this card is just a fucked up seed for my Star Trek cube
October 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
darthpinkhippo.bsky.social
Okay I'm done complaining, here's the coolest card from Spider-Man
Scarlet Spider, Ben Reilly {1}{R}{G} Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero Web-slinging {R}{G} (You may cast this spell for {R}{G} if you also return a tapped creature you control to its owner’s hand.) Trample Sensational Save — If Scarlet Spider was cast using web-slinging, he enters with X +1/+1 counters on him, where X is the mana value of the returned creature. 4/3 Illustrated by Javier Charro
October 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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I finally figured out how to put my problems with the Spidey set into words, beyond just "the cards kinda suck"
October 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Sharpie Unexpected Potential to work for Nissa Planeswalkers? I do love Joe's idea of using a Bolas theme in Grixis.

Also Elemental typal, and maybe the new capenna fetches and break singleton on aftermath analyst?
October 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Have a disk horse 💿🐎
#mtgcube
GuyStandingUp.meme Not knowing all the cards is pretty fucking cool actually
October 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Ya girl forgot her addy at home so it's time for Commercial Girl Juice™️ to save the day
Can of white Monster zero sugar
October 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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@beyondthemachina.bsky.social they look AMAZING and I'm so glad they made it in time for @cubecon.org! Going RIGHT into Disaster Movie Cube 🤘
Stormtide Leviathan {5}{U}{U}{U} Creature — Leviathan Islandwalk All lands are Islands in addition to their other types. Creatures without flying or islandwalk can’t attack. 8/8 Virulent Silencer {3} Artifact Creature — Robot Assassin Whenever a nontoken artifact creature you control deals combat damage to a player, that player gets two poison counters. 2/3
October 12, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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I am once again begging for a reprint of
Priest of Yawgmoth {1}{B} Creature — Phyrexian Human Cleric {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Add an amount of {B} equal to the sacrificed artifact’s mana value. 1/2 Illustrated by Mark Tedin
October 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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I finished the Malboro cycle back in May:
October 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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@wotcmatt.bsky.social hey can you tell me if casting Gwen Stacy's backside makes it enter transformed for purposes of Corruption of Towashi?
Corruption of Towashi {4}{U} Enchantment When this enchantment enters, incubate 4. (Create an Incubator token with four +1/+1 counters on it and “{2}: Transform this token.” It transforms into a 0/0 Phyrexian artifact creature.) Whenever a permanent you control transforms or a permanent you control enters transformed, you may draw a card. Do this only once each turn. Illustrated by Artur Nakhodkin Gwen Stacy {1}{R} Legendary Creature — Human Performer Hero When Gwen Stacy enters, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card for as long as you control this creature. {2}{U}{R}{W}: Transform Gwen Stacy. Activate only as a sorcery. “Spiders don’t hold still given any other choice, and I have all the choices in the Multiverse!” 2/1 Ghost-Spider {2}{U}{R}{W} Legendary Creature — Spider Human Hero Flying, vigilance, haste Whenever you play a land from exile or cast a spell from exile, put a +1/+1 counter on Ghost-Spider. Remove two counters from Ghost-Spider: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. 4/4 Illustrated by Victor Adame Minguez
September 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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I REALLY like Wizards framing the graveyard as jail and dying as being arrested in #MTGxSpiderMan.

I'm definitely gonna try this card out in Disaster Movie Cube to imply the same. Is it particularly good? Nah. But the vibe check is important to communicating the story of the cube.
Prison Break {4}{B} Sorcery Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it. Mayhem {3}{B} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for {3}{B} if you discarded it this turn. Timing rules still apply.) “Anyone who’s tired of the slammer, follow us!” —Electro, Max Dillon Illustrated by John Tyler Christopher
September 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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@hannahrkeyser.bsky.social this bit from today spoke right to the heart of it for me. My one queer sports discussion place has been dead all year because we have SO many more important things to worry about, and this season has been... 🤷‍♀️
I can't tell if this baseball season feels perfunctory to me right now because it is or because the stakes of everything else are so extreme that the onus on sports to justify my attention and emotion is especially pronounced. Now I've done a weird thing and conflated the wider world with the playoff structure being a little too loose. But that's precisely the problem with the baseball being kind of boring! -Hannah Keyser
August 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Four cards, four card types that are hugely influential to the way you enjoy Magic:
Kiora Bests the Sea God {5}{U}{U} Enchantment — Saga (As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) I — Create an 8/8 blue Kraken creature token with hexproof. II — Tap all nonland permanents target opponent controls. They don’t untap during their controller’s next untap step. III — Gain control of target permanent an opponent controls. Untap it. Illustrated by Victor Adame Minguez Pelakka Wurm {4}{G}{G}{G} Creature — Wurm Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it’s attacking.) When this creature enters, you gain 7 life. When this creature dies, draw a card. It eats what it wants to eat—which is anything that moves. 7/7 Phthisis {3}{B}{B}{B}{B} Sorcery Destroy target creature. Its controller loses life equal to its power plus its toughness. Suspend 5—{1}{B} (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {1}{B} and exile it with five time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.) Illustrated by Carl Critchlow arruk Wildspeaker {2}{G}{G} Legendary Planeswalker — Garruk +1: Untap two target lands. −1: Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token. −4: Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn. Loyalty: 3 Illustrated by Uta Natsume
August 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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You mean like this one?
August 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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he go CHOMP
Alphonse the Cat biting my laptop
August 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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2-1 with 5× Lore Seeker in my side board in this totally normal #mtgcube
Deck Pic from Lore Seeker Cube Creatures 2× Fervent Champion 5× Seven Dwarves Tarmogoyf 5× Nazgul Tarox Bladewing Altenak the Thrice-Called Instants 3× Flame Burst Homing Lightning Sorceries 4× Say Its Name Echoing Ruin Enchantment Pyromancer's Ascension Lands 5× Mountain 2× Swamp 2× Forest Wooded Ridgeline Haunted Mire Geothermal Bog Terranorphic Expanse Kessig Wolf Run Castle Embereth Sideboard 5× Lore Seeker 2× Slime Against Humanity 2× Relentless Rats 2× Rite of Flame Steel Overseer Chief of the Foundry Surging Might
August 1, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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BtM is one of the sweetest folks I've ever met, and this means so much to me. Here's the beautiful alter they did for my Bilbo lifegain deck (in which I'm trying to get the whole deck signed by other non-cis magic players)
Beyond the Machina and DarthPinkHippo at an event at CubeCon '24. BtM is holding a Shamanic Revelation that they've altered to show a Lil Guy in a hood making magic in the shape and colors of the trans flag
July 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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She's just so pretty 💜
Famished Worldsire 5GGG Creature - Leviathan Ward 3 Devour land 3 When this creature enters, look at the top X cards of your library, where X is this creature's power. Put any number of land cards from among them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. 0/0
July 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM