Darthdzl
@darthdzl.bsky.social
I am made of meat!
Location: #Arizona
Lifelong #DallasCowboys fan
#NFL #AmericasTeam #HowBoutThemCowboys #CowboysNation #Cowboys
If you follow me and I don't follow you back, forgive me. I only have two eyes and a finite amount of time.
Location: #Arizona
Lifelong #DallasCowboys fan
#NFL #AmericasTeam #HowBoutThemCowboys #CowboysNation #Cowboys
If you follow me and I don't follow you back, forgive me. I only have two eyes and a finite amount of time.
Twerking is not a crime, you half-wit! "Smut" is in the eye of the beholder, and doesn't affect the artists' right of free expression. Puerto Rico is part of America, and Bad Bunny is an American.
Take your fake Victorian-era outrage and GTFO.
www.wbir.com/article/news...
Take your fake Victorian-era outrage and GTFO.
www.wbir.com/article/news...
TN Congressman calls for investigation into Bad Bunny Super Bowl performance, citing 'widespread twerking'
Congressman Andy Ogles described the performance as "pure smut" and wants an investigation. Millions of viewers worldwide tuned in to the 13-minute set on Sunday.
www.wbir.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Twerking is not a crime, you half-wit! "Smut" is in the eye of the beholder, and doesn't affect the artists' right of free expression. Puerto Rico is part of America, and Bad Bunny is an American.
Take your fake Victorian-era outrage and GTFO.
www.wbir.com/article/news...
Take your fake Victorian-era outrage and GTFO.
www.wbir.com/article/news...
#Cowboys legend and HoFer Emmitt Smith on the possibility of the 18-game regular season that owners keep pushing for.
#DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #AmericasTeam #HowBoutThemCowboys #NFL #Greed
#DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #AmericasTeam #HowBoutThemCowboys #NFL #Greed
February 11, 2026 at 12:03 AM
#Cowboys legend and HoFer Emmitt Smith on the possibility of the 18-game regular season that owners keep pushing for.
#DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #AmericasTeam #HowBoutThemCowboys #NFL #Greed
#DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #AmericasTeam #HowBoutThemCowboys #NFL #Greed
Yeah, I think I'm done with Burger King.
It's normal, pretty much universal, for fast food places in AZ to give out water cups for free.
It used to be state law under a broad interpretation of "innkeeper".
Everybody still does it.
I just saw BK charge a homeless guy 86¢ for a cup of water.
It's normal, pretty much universal, for fast food places in AZ to give out water cups for free.
It used to be state law under a broad interpretation of "innkeeper".
Everybody still does it.
I just saw BK charge a homeless guy 86¢ for a cup of water.
a man wearing a blue sweater is sitting in front of a window .
ALT: a man wearing a blue sweater is sitting in front of a window .
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Yeah, I think I'm done with Burger King.
It's normal, pretty much universal, for fast food places in AZ to give out water cups for free.
It used to be state law under a broad interpretation of "innkeeper".
Everybody still does it.
I just saw BK charge a homeless guy 86¢ for a cup of water.
It's normal, pretty much universal, for fast food places in AZ to give out water cups for free.
It used to be state law under a broad interpretation of "innkeeper".
Everybody still does it.
I just saw BK charge a homeless guy 86¢ for a cup of water.
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- 1-5 flash drives
- gray work shirt w/company logo (+5 to IT skills, -5 vs stupidity)
- a roll of Tums (80% fruit, 20% peppermint)
- (uncommon) a 44oz QT cup full of soda
- (rare) an HDMI-VGA adapter
- (very rare) a bag of zip ties and velcro
- (legendary) bacon
- 1-5 flash drives
- gray work shirt w/company logo (+5 to IT skills, -5 vs stupidity)
- a roll of Tums (80% fruit, 20% peppermint)
- (uncommon) a 44oz QT cup full of soda
- (rare) an HDMI-VGA adapter
- (very rare) a bag of zip ties and velcro
- (legendary) bacon
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-cracked coffee mug
-1/2 bag Fancy Coffee Beans
-dog hair (crafting/alchemy material)
-1-47 guitar picks
-roll of dog poop bags
-guitar with too many strings (rare/legendary drop)
-cracked coffee mug
-1/2 bag Fancy Coffee Beans
-dog hair (crafting/alchemy material)
-1-47 guitar picks
-roll of dog poop bags
-guitar with too many strings (rare/legendary drop)
Loots drops after defeating me:
-28p in random coins
-A tiny AliExpress camera full of found footage of cats
-a small set of nail art brushes
-a status ailment, "Furious Whimsy"
-more empty cans than should realistically fit into the human body
-a half full mug of cold tea
-28p in random coins
-A tiny AliExpress camera full of found footage of cats
-a small set of nail art brushes
-a status ailment, "Furious Whimsy"
-more empty cans than should realistically fit into the human body
-a half full mug of cold tea
February 6, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- 1-5 flash drives
- gray work shirt w/company logo (+5 to IT skills, -5 vs stupidity)
- a roll of Tums (80% fruit, 20% peppermint)
- (uncommon) a 44oz QT cup full of soda
- (rare) an HDMI-VGA adapter
- (very rare) a bag of zip ties and velcro
- (legendary) bacon
- 1-5 flash drives
- gray work shirt w/company logo (+5 to IT skills, -5 vs stupidity)
- a roll of Tums (80% fruit, 20% peppermint)
- (uncommon) a 44oz QT cup full of soda
- (rare) an HDMI-VGA adapter
- (very rare) a bag of zip ties and velcro
- (legendary) bacon
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
February 5, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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The song's all right, interleague play was a bad idea, Java should have been strangled in the womb, and good God Jerry, figure it out already! 🤦🏼♂️ You're embarrassing me.
February 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
The song's all right, interleague play was a bad idea, Java should have been strangled in the womb, and good God Jerry, figure it out already! 🤦🏼♂️ You're embarrassing me.
I don't understand the unrelenting negativity of fellow Cowboys fans on fan sites. Everybody injects Jerry & the 30-year drought into every orifice. Nihilism and pessimism pervade everything.
I get it. It's been a slog. But Jerry's breaking old patterns.
If you hate the team that much, tune out.
I get it. It's been a slog. But Jerry's breaking old patterns.
If you hate the team that much, tune out.
January 28, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I don't understand the unrelenting negativity of fellow Cowboys fans on fan sites. Everybody injects Jerry & the 30-year drought into every orifice. Nihilism and pessimism pervade everything.
I get it. It's been a slog. But Jerry's breaking old patterns.
If you hate the team that much, tune out.
I get it. It's been a slog. But Jerry's breaking old patterns.
If you hate the team that much, tune out.
This is why it mattered that Merrick Garland waited over a year to even try to go after Trump.
It gave Trump & his legal "team" the ability to run out the clock. Nobody wants to prosecute, judge, or sentence a presidential candidate.
And thus we have a geriatric toddler in the oval office again.
It gave Trump & his legal "team" the ability to run out the clock. Nobody wants to prosecute, judge, or sentence a presidential candidate.
And thus we have a geriatric toddler in the oval office again.
It’s 1:45 AM & the President posted 10 times this hour—calling for investigations of sitting members of Congress, threatening to jail protesters, sharing alleged diplomatic messages, and posting AI-generated images of himself conquering Greenland. This is the person with access to the nuclear codes.
January 20, 2026 at 7:49 PM
This is why it mattered that Merrick Garland waited over a year to even try to go after Trump.
It gave Trump & his legal "team" the ability to run out the clock. Nobody wants to prosecute, judge, or sentence a presidential candidate.
And thus we have a geriatric toddler in the oval office again.
It gave Trump & his legal "team" the ability to run out the clock. Nobody wants to prosecute, judge, or sentence a presidential candidate.
And thus we have a geriatric toddler in the oval office again.
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1) Shut up, Jerry. Just for once, shut up.
2) You don't get to set "boundaries" for how we talk about your idiotic moves.
3) Trading Micah was STUPID. It was ego and spite, not finance. The why, when, who, and how much were all STUPID. Live with it.
cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story/sports...
2) You don't get to set "boundaries" for how we talk about your idiotic moves.
3) Trading Micah was STUPID. It was ego and spite, not finance. The why, when, who, and how much were all STUPID. Live with it.
cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story/sports...
3 craziest things Jerry Jones said at Cowboys' season-ending press conference
From setting his sights on 4 more Super Bowl wins to no more Micah Parsons questions to "busting the budget," Jerry was in rare form this week.
cowboyswire.usatoday.com
January 10, 2026 at 11:30 PM
1) Shut up, Jerry. Just for once, shut up.
2) You don't get to set "boundaries" for how we talk about your idiotic moves.
3) Trading Micah was STUPID. It was ego and spite, not finance. The why, when, who, and how much were all STUPID. Live with it.
cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story/sports...
2) You don't get to set "boundaries" for how we talk about your idiotic moves.
3) Trading Micah was STUPID. It was ego and spite, not finance. The why, when, who, and how much were all STUPID. Live with it.
cowboyswire.usatoday.com/story/sports...
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If it’s so easy to remove a dictator then how has Jerry Jones lasted 35 years?
January 3, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Wow. Jerry's ego tour strikes again.
December 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Wow. Jerry's ego tour strikes again.
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Possible replacements for Matt Eberflus as the Cowboys DC in 2026
So we have to at least entertain this question at some point before the end of the year and ask ourselves, do we really think Matt Eberflus will be brought back in 2026? I totally understand that the players that he is working with
So we have to at least entertain this question at some point before the end of the year and ask ourselves, do we really think Matt Eberflus will be brought back in 2026? I totally understand that the players that he is working with
Possible replacements for Matt Eberflus as the Cowboys DC in 2026 » Inside The Star
So we have to at least entertain this question at some point before the end of the year and ask ourselves, do we really think Matt Eberflus will be brought
insidethestar.com
December 29, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Possible replacements for Matt Eberflus as the Cowboys DC in 2026
So we have to at least entertain this question at some point before the end of the year and ask ourselves, do we really think Matt Eberflus will be brought back in 2026? I totally understand that the players that he is working with
So we have to at least entertain this question at some point before the end of the year and ask ourselves, do we really think Matt Eberflus will be brought back in 2026? I totally understand that the players that he is working with
The #Cowboys can still secure the 12th overall pick if we lose next week, and if TB and MIA each win their last game.
#Dallas can still secure the 11th pick if all that happens AND ATL wins its last two.
Slim chance, as neither Jerry nor Schotty will likely consider protecting starters. *sigh*
#Dallas can still secure the 11th pick if all that happens AND ATL wins its last two.
Slim chance, as neither Jerry nor Schotty will likely consider protecting starters. *sigh*
December 29, 2025 at 8:55 AM
The Eagles are 8-3 in one-score games this season (1-1 vs the Cowboys).
The football gods must hate the good guys this year, to let them be so lucky.
The football gods must hate the good guys this year, to let them be so lucky.
December 29, 2025 at 8:42 AM
The Eagles are 8-3 in one-score games this season (1-1 vs the Cowboys).
The football gods must hate the good guys this year, to let them be so lucky.
The football gods must hate the good guys this year, to let them be so lucky.
Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. Not going for two... The play. The execution.
December 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. Not going for two... The play. The execution.
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Accountability & Responsibility: Jerry Jones claims both, has neither
We can finally lay the 2025 season to rest for Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys. Dallas’ season ended before they even had a chance to take the field for their 15th game of the season. The Philadelphia Eagles attended to that
We can finally lay the 2025 season to rest for Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys. Dallas’ season ended before they even had a chance to take the field for their 15th game of the season. The Philadelphia Eagles attended to that
Accountability & Responsibility: Jerry Jones claims both, has neither » Inside The Star
We can finally lay the 2025 season to rest for Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys. Dallas’ season ended before they even had a chance to take the field for
insidethestar.com
December 22, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Accountability & Responsibility: Jerry Jones claims both, has neither
We can finally lay the 2025 season to rest for Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys. Dallas’ season ended before they even had a chance to take the field for their 15th game of the season. The Philadelphia Eagles attended to that
We can finally lay the 2025 season to rest for Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys. Dallas’ season ended before they even had a chance to take the field for their 15th game of the season. The Philadelphia Eagles attended to that
God, just reading the comments on Cowboys' fan sites is exhausting.
So many pessimists (who label themselves "realists", of course).
So many nihilists who enjoy watching others be frustrated & angry.
So many disgruntled Cowboys fans, real & fake, trying to persuade us to stop being Cowboys fans.
So many pessimists (who label themselves "realists", of course).
So many nihilists who enjoy watching others be frustrated & angry.
So many disgruntled Cowboys fans, real & fake, trying to persuade us to stop being Cowboys fans.
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 AM
God, just reading the comments on Cowboys' fan sites is exhausting.
So many pessimists (who label themselves "realists", of course).
So many nihilists who enjoy watching others be frustrated & angry.
So many disgruntled Cowboys fans, real & fake, trying to persuade us to stop being Cowboys fans.
So many pessimists (who label themselves "realists", of course).
So many nihilists who enjoy watching others be frustrated & angry.
So many disgruntled Cowboys fans, real & fake, trying to persuade us to stop being Cowboys fans.
This is a mistake. Flus can't do it. Not this year and with these players. Players, I should note, who have played much better and are not lacking talent.
Fire Flus. Promote Whitecotton to interim DC. Give him a 3-game audition to keep the job next year. Do it.
insidethestar.com/jerry-jones-...
Fire Flus. Promote Whitecotton to interim DC. Give him a 3-game audition to keep the job next year. Do it.
insidethestar.com/jerry-jones-...
Jerry Jones won't make changes on defense with 3 games left » Inside The Star
Jerry Jones was the first one to talk to the media after the embarrassing loss to the Minnesota Vikings last night.
insidethestar.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
This is a mistake. Flus can't do it. Not this year and with these players. Players, I should note, who have played much better and are not lacking talent.
Fire Flus. Promote Whitecotton to interim DC. Give him a 3-game audition to keep the job next year. Do it.
insidethestar.com/jerry-jones-...
Fire Flus. Promote Whitecotton to interim DC. Give him a 3-game audition to keep the job next year. Do it.
insidethestar.com/jerry-jones-...
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That was just so much awesome stuff from the Cowboys.
The Donovan Wilson pressure.
The Quinnen Williams interception.
The Bryan Anger and Brandon Aubrey fake field goal.
Dak Prescott running the QB draw with power.
Javonte Williams cashing in for the touchdown.
Epic.
The Donovan Wilson pressure.
The Quinnen Williams interception.
The Bryan Anger and Brandon Aubrey fake field goal.
Dak Prescott running the QB draw with power.
Javonte Williams cashing in for the touchdown.
Epic.
December 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
That was just so much awesome stuff from the Cowboys.
The Donovan Wilson pressure.
The Quinnen Williams interception.
The Bryan Anger and Brandon Aubrey fake field goal.
Dak Prescott running the QB draw with power.
Javonte Williams cashing in for the touchdown.
Epic.
The Donovan Wilson pressure.
The Quinnen Williams interception.
The Bryan Anger and Brandon Aubrey fake field goal.
Dak Prescott running the QB draw with power.
Javonte Williams cashing in for the touchdown.
Epic.
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
#DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #AmericasTeam #Cowboys #HowBoutThemCowboys #NFL #NFLWeek15 #DETvsDAL
#DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #AmericasTeam #Cowboys #HowBoutThemCowboys #NFL #NFLWeek15 #DETvsDAL
a man is holding a white flag with a blue star on it .
ALT: a man is holding a white flag with a blue star on it .
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
#DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #AmericasTeam #Cowboys #HowBoutThemCowboys #NFL #NFLWeek15 #DETvsDAL
#DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #AmericasTeam #Cowboys #HowBoutThemCowboys #NFL #NFLWeek15 #DETvsDAL
Full-time officials or GTFO. Time to stop pretending that isn't the solution. Fix it. Lock them out if they don't give in on that one. At this point, replacements would be no worse than what we've been getting.
#NFL #Officiating #Referees #Officials
insidethestar.com/current-nfl-...
#NFL #Officiating #Referees #Officials
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Current NFL Referee CBA expires May 31, and the league is eying changes ✭ Inside The Star
Dec 11, 2025 -- So a bit of an important note by the NFL when the next season rolls around was dropped yesterday. This season will be the last of the existing
insidethestar.com
December 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Full-time officials or GTFO. Time to stop pretending that isn't the solution. Fix it. Lock them out if they don't give in on that one. At this point, replacements would be no worse than what we've been getting.
#NFL #Officiating #Referees #Officials
insidethestar.com/current-nfl-...
#NFL #Officiating #Referees #Officials
insidethestar.com/current-nfl-...
...but at least the #Eagles lost. 😁 #CryEaglesCry
#DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #AmericasTeam #Cowboys #HowBoutThemCowboys #NFL #NFLWeek14 #PHIvsLAC
#DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #AmericasTeam #Cowboys #HowBoutThemCowboys #NFL #NFLWeek14 #PHIvsLAC
December 9, 2025 at 7:10 AM
...but at least the #Eagles lost. 😁 #CryEaglesCry
#DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #AmericasTeam #Cowboys #HowBoutThemCowboys #NFL #NFLWeek14 #PHIvsLAC
#DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #AmericasTeam #Cowboys #HowBoutThemCowboys #NFL #NFLWeek14 #PHIvsLAC
Good God, "College GameDay" is on while I'm waiting for car service to get done, and the people with the giant "Jesus" signs are being soooo obnoxious about always being in the frame.
No other signs in sight, for the most part, and certainly none that big.
Do these guys not have security or what?
No other signs in sight, for the most part, and certainly none that big.
Do these guys not have security or what?
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Good God, "College GameDay" is on while I'm waiting for car service to get done, and the people with the giant "Jesus" signs are being soooo obnoxious about always being in the frame.
No other signs in sight, for the most part, and certainly none that big.
Do these guys not have security or what?
No other signs in sight, for the most part, and certainly none that big.
Do these guys not have security or what?