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Darthdzl
@darthdzl.bsky.social
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I am made of meat!
Location: #Arizona
Lifelong #DallasCowboys fan
#NFL #AmericasTeam #HowBoutThemCowboys #CowboysNation #Cowboys

If you follow me and I don't follow you back, forgive me. I only have two eyes and a finite amount of time.
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How 'bout that defense?! Sorry to corrupt Jimmy's battle cry, but this felt good. Yeah, it's the Raiders, and we'll see what happens, but it looked good tonight!

Onward home to face the Eagles again.

#DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #AmericasTeam #Cowboys #HowBoutThemCowboys #NFL #NFLWeek11 #DALvsLV
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO!

#DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #AmericasTeam #Cowboys #HowBoutThemCowboys #NFL #NFLWeek8 #DALvsDEN
October 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Much better than most of the season. Even the Jets win didn't make me feel this (cautiously) optimistic. Our O is in orbit, 🧈 too, but if our D keeps playing like this, we can go places.

#DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #AmericasTeam #Cowboys #HowBoutThemCowboys #NFL #NFLWeek7 #WASvsDAL #VictoryMonday
October 20, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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And the #Cowboys are back up to .500 (3-3-1). Who saw this coming? Even with the Communists down three wideouts, I didn't think we could put the clamps on them like this. The O still rolls! 4+33+88+2+87=win!

#DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #AmericasTeam #HowBoutThemCowboys #NFL #NFLWeek7 #WASvsDAL
October 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
darthdzl.bsky.social
You could've just stopped after "Jerry is not a general manager."

#DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #AmericasTeam #Cowboys #HowBoutThemCowboys #NFL #JerryJones

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October 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Forgot to post earlier cuz I had to find a spot to watch the game. But here goes for the second half...

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO!

#DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #AmericasTeam #Cowboys #HowBoutThemCowboys #NFL #NFLWeek6 #DALvsCAR
October 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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But I don't waaaaaaanna. 😁

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October 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
darthdzl.bsky.social
Just remember, fellow Cowboys fans, Jerry would never flip anyone off.

Just like he would never trade our best player to a rival for not enough on the eve if the season because of his ego.

#DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #AmericasTeam #Cowboys #HowBoutThemCowboys #NFL #JerryJones
October 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
darthdzl.bsky.social
Finally, a convincing win that doesn't seem like a coin flip. Figures it would be against the Jets. We'll see if we can sustain. Kudos to the entire D for actually playing D this week.

#DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #AmericasTeam #Cowboys #HowBoutThemCowboys #NFL #NFLWeek5 #DALvsNYJ
October 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Awright, Cowboys. Second half. Let's fucking goooooooooo!

#DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #AmericasTeam #Cowboys #HowBoutThemCowboys #NFL #NFLWeek4 #DALvsGB
September 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
darthdzl.bsky.social
Cowboys: self-sabotage
Giants: hold my beer & watch this

Trevon still looks a step slow, but he gutted it out the whole game. D has some work but came up big in the end. Donovan & Dak are GROWN MEN. GP/CD too.

#DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #AmericasTeam #Cowboys #HowBoutThemCowboys #NFL #NYGvsDAL
September 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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September 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
darthdzl.bsky.social
Micah is playing Jerry's game better than Jerry. He's picking his spots, and making impact whenever he speaks or acts.

Jerry, as usual, is just running for every mic he sees and vomiting out word salad. That's more harmful than useful, especially with his constant self-ego-massaging.
August 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
darthdzl.bsky.social
Thank you. I'm currently typing with one hand and eating a breakfast burrito with the other (for lunch 😁), but I will endeavor to write a proper response tonight when I can properly look things up and marshal data.

Here's the breakfast burrito, just to tempt you.
August 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Wake me when you find an animal with dodecahedron-shaped poop.
August 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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July 29, 2025 at 4:56 AM
darthdzl.bsky.social
Hey Jerry! Stop being cheap or playing power games or massaging your ego or whatever the hell you're doing and PAY THIS MAN. NOW.

#DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #AmericasTeam #Cowboys #HowBoutThemCowboys #NFL #JerryJones #MicahParsons #PayTheMan
July 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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July 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
darthdzl.bsky.social
Because he's guilty as fuck. He's on the list. He palled around with Epstein and probably committed many of the same crimes. It's pretty goddamn simple.

His PR playbook doesn't matter. He's guilty and he wants to make it go away. About the ONLY thing Republicans get right is being anti-pedo.
July 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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They're pussies. End of explanation. Having principles when the government agrees with you is easy. Character is having principles when they don't.
July 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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You're not proving yourself smarter thab anyone. You're not proving anyone wrong. You're not generating hype, you're ruining what was a good offseason.

THIS DOESN'T GET YOU CLOSER TO A SUPER BOWL.

Knock it off and love how smart you are by signing him. Now.
July 24, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Training camp matters. He needs reps. He needs time with teammates new and old.

He needs to get ready to hit the ground running in Week 1 against the Eagles.

Yeah, the Eagles. You know, that team with a GM smarter than you, who knows how to sign its players.

Do it now. Waiting is BAD, not GOOD.
July 24, 2025 at 6:08 AM
darthdzl.bsky.social
This is Micah Parsons.

Maybe it's not literally him, but this is how opposing offenses see him.

Just get over yourself and pay the man, Jerry. Now.

Attention doesn't get you Super Bowls. Great players do.

#DallasCowboys #CowboysNation #AmericasTeam #Cowboys #HowBoutThemCowboys #NFL #PayTheMan
July 24, 2025 at 6:05 AM
darthdzl.bsky.social
Maybe instead of Bill, he meant Will...
July 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
darthdzl.bsky.social
Pre-mixed blend of meat, peppers, and onions?

Bad mistake, @arbys-roast-beef.bsky.social.

Lots of people don't like onions. Lots of people don't like peppers.

You just told all of those combined people "you can't have one".
June 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM