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Darr(n)
@darrn.bsky.social
No one of note.
From Ontario.
Cannot Haiku.
Pinned
I am pleased to announce that I am not notable.
I don't want to skip the recap.
I don't want to skip the intro.
I don't want to skip the credits.
All I want to do is bicycle, bicycle, bicycle.
I do want to skip the FBI warning.
November 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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First episode of Pluribus was exciting, can't wait to sign up for whatever they've got going on
November 15, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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I’m a bit under the weather and the cats have truly gone into nurse mode. Sully has been piling crinkle balls up for me and Lumi wants to sleep on my chest and purr endlessly.
November 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Doing her part...
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Wonder how many nanoseconds Fox news covered the email drop today.
November 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
November 8, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I recorded a snippet from my 8-track player. It died last night. I guess this id a tribute to this big beautiful beast...
October 29, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Remember when CDROMs came in cereal boxes (and University textbooks)?
Those were days...
October 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I did not resupply my ample pockets with doggy poop bags. I had to improvise with my favourite coffee mug. Will my coffee ever taste the same?
October 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I wonder if anyone will want this free laptop I am giving away.
October 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Unsolicited pair of tits.

Left: Great Tit.
Right: Eurasian blue tit.
October 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
After video recording what could at best be called "sketch comedy," I looked in the washroom mirror and read a paper stuck to my forehead which read: "I am not a robot," forgotten from some bizarre scene. For a moment I questioned my very nature and existence. Could I be sure that I was not a robot?
October 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
My daughters are back on watching "Horrible Histories." They seem to have an appreciation for history and sketch comedy.
October 6, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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If you see this, QTP with a ship that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek
October 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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My new official old man hobby is yelling at the TV when YouTubers say less when it should be fewer.
October 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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All I'm saying is that when you write "I am alive" on some paper and put it in a photocopier, judging by the output we don't know that there's *not* a very small man in there. And maybe he deserves rights
October 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
October 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
A beautiful day for an Autumn drive to the lake. A cool swim. Squeezing the last bit of Summer energy until I can do so no longer.
September 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This "mutuals" tab is so peaceful.
It makes me feel like a Golden Girl: thank you for being a friend (er... mutual).
September 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
On a whim, I ordered a PCMCIA ethernet card for a Windows 98 era laptop. Using the help of some internet archeology and the "wayback machine", and a floppy disk I was able to install the drivers... which appears to also include DOS support: 4 Player IPX network Doom is in the cards!
September 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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GENUINE fact (not a "bit"):
The date is 5^2 / 3^2 / 45^2

It is probably the last time in your lifetime where all three numbers are square (the next one being 1/1/2116)
September 25, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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Might have annoyed people at work by referring to AI as 'an ouroboros of bullshit'.
September 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
September 23, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Dyson sphere!
This was such a great listen, while I am sweeping the floors between coffees. The "twist" is in the title.
I love this kind of content. It makes the world a better place.
failing the 'stop bringing up nazis' challenge in new and creative ways over here:
dyson spheres are a joke
YouTube video by Angela Collier
youtu.be
September 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM