This may not meet the Haiku structure, but it certainly is evocative poetry.

I know of cases where a few people back then referred to the 3.5inch variants as hard disks, on account of the thick plastic shell, but they did so in error. It's what's inside the counts. Their floppy, magnetic, insides.

So they just changed the colours? Still six guns? A foreshadowing into their stealth technology... but confed ship green?

I had never heard the term "wild swimming" before and had to look it up. There are so many lakes here, it is the default mode of swimming (less so in the Winter).

I have been called worse things.

Did the babies turn out ok?

I was hoping the assignment was understood. Thank you

True

I remember something like this for WC1 as well (probably SM2), where trying to bypass something results in encountering overwhelming opposition.

That is hilarious.

Heroine.

You are very generous.

100%! I don't believe I have ever participated in "dating." Somehow I ended up married. Maybe I don't know what words mean. Maybe sleepless nights and crying babies have broken my brain and memories. I am certain I have never acted out ritual dating, and I never will!

WC2 was our first purchase for our new upcoming "IBM Compatible 386." Don't know the price, but we got it at a Sam's Club in Ohio, 12 hours from home. It took over an hour to install from eight 5.25 floppy disks. The speech "pak" came much later when we got a Sound Blaster Compatible sound card.

"Just say no!"

Yup. It works.

If I am not too late:
youtu.be/Q5LbTeti0sw