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Dare Bear
@darebear89.bsky.social
Games enjoyer (cardboard or video), cinephile (TV counts now), doomscroller (working on it), New dad with very little time for any of that stuff any more.
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New 35 y.o. dad out here with a #promosky

INTO (CURRENTLY):
- BioWare games
- Marvel Snap
- The Remedyverse
- Firaxis stuff (and similar)
- Strategy roguelikes
- The MCU
- D&D (never have time to play)
- Reading and writing prose fiction
- Not being a hater
- Just trying to have a good time
@gameovergreggy.bsky.social took me a little while, but I just gotta say: that’s a pretty pumpkin pie
December 8, 2024 at 9:59 PM
We moved the cat tree next to the window to make room for the Christmas Tree and Dusty has never been happier
December 4, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Genuinely shocked I’m in such a high percentile
December 2, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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Spydere Man, Spydere Man
Doth al things a spydere kan
Sondry webbes he kan weaven,
Thieves lyke flyes he kan cacchen
Lo! Anon cometh Spydere Man.
December 1, 2024 at 3:47 AM
@davechen.bsky.social @jeffcannata.bsky.social @devindra.bsky.social As a Costco employee and patron of the Filmcast, in a way Costco gives back to you all every month! So thank you in particular to Dave for the kind words about my employer (and for helping me get through the hell of this week)
November 29, 2024 at 2:52 PM
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Captain: I'm really nervous about giving this speech.
Sun, rubbing his shoulders: Don't worry, big guy. You got this.
November 21, 2024 at 12:39 PM
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bad news bro, they're roasting you in party select. they're not even optimizing your equipment. you have 5 unspent skill points. you're not even wearing elemental resistant armor for this dungeon's theme. your loyalty mission is incomplete.
November 19, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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It’s rare for a movie from decades ago to still be as scary now as it was when it was released, but this one still knocks me out of my seat every time I watch it
November 18, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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This is what raw milk proponents look like to me
November 18, 2024 at 5:10 AM
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On Twitter a fued is called "Twitter beef" on here it's called
June 28, 2023 at 8:16 PM
People of Bluesky! Quote a favourite film using gifs only.
New folx, please participate. Join the rest of Bluesky in a little fun!
November 16, 2024 at 4:06 AM
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Accidentally created a masterpiece of German Expressionism.
November 16, 2024 at 1:39 AM
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HOW TO BECOME A SUCCESSFUL SCREENWRITER

1) Watch movies
2) Read scripts
3) Write every day
4) Go to the back of the Brown Derby
5) Say the words you find scratched into your arm
6) The goat thing
7) You'll know what to do when the time is right
8) So much blood
9) SO MUCH BLOOD
10) Summon an Agent
November 14, 2024 at 2:24 PM
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Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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you KNOW this picture killed in 1875. people were busting the fuck up at a dog with a pipe. dogs don’t smoke
November 13, 2024 at 1:11 PM
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If Bluesky is the new social media app of record, I thought we should move the Jesse Eisenberg story over here.
November 14, 2024 at 4:09 AM
I missed this
if one of joe bidens dogs tried to bite me i would use jujutsu to leverage the biting jaw force and throw him 1000 feet across the room .
November 13, 2024 at 2:47 PM
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Right on, neighbor.
November 12, 2024 at 11:57 PM
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I wrote a dumb thing about the election. You know, the one from this week. You remember it, I’m sure.
It’s All A Giant Plate Of Shrimp
A metaphor for that thing that happened this week. You know the thing.
mikedrucker.substack.com
November 9, 2024 at 9:16 PM
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November 8, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Just made this account last night, but I like it here. It’s quiet.

Quiet is nice.
November 7, 2024 at 6:51 PM
New 35 y.o. dad out here with a #promosky

INTO (CURRENTLY):
- BioWare games
- Marvel Snap
- The Remedyverse
- Firaxis stuff (and similar)
- Strategy roguelikes
- The MCU
- D&D (never have time to play)
- Reading and writing prose fiction
- Not being a hater
- Just trying to have a good time
November 7, 2024 at 6:43 PM