Dapper Jabber and sometimes "S L Koch"
@dapperjabber.bsky.social
MLM queerdo wierdo occultist chaos mage, bizarro horror storyteller author, trans-dimensional artist, loving cheerleader, comedian, mockery of this twisted and fowl world, poverty stricken and sobbing terrified in the corner
Pulled this ol' gem off the shelf
October 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Pulled this ol' gem off the shelf
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"What’s rotten at the top filters its way down. Which is why ICE agents feel emboldened to shoot pastors in the head. They know no action they take is too extreme for their boss, dog murderer Kristi Noem, or her boss, Jeffrey Epstein murderer Donald Trump." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/pardon-moi
Pardon Moi
Even I had to shake my head at the news that Trump commuted the sentence of former congressman George Santos this evening.
michaelianblack.substack.com
October 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
"What’s rotten at the top filters its way down. Which is why ICE agents feel emboldened to shoot pastors in the head. They know no action they take is too extreme for their boss, dog murderer Kristi Noem, or her boss, Jeffrey Epstein murderer Donald Trump." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/pardon-moi
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No Kings includes Shaun King
October 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
No Kings includes Shaun King
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Apart from starving and being in pain, and a dayjob, most of my time has been spent getting every Marvel Rivals character to Lord.
Got 22 of them already. Soon, the rest.
Got 22 of them already. Soon, the rest.
October 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Apart from starving and being in pain, and a dayjob, most of my time has been spent getting every Marvel Rivals character to Lord.
Got 22 of them already. Soon, the rest.
Got 22 of them already. Soon, the rest.
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I am biased but I don’t think there is a better website on the internet today than TheOnion.com.
September 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I am biased but I don’t think there is a better website on the internet today than TheOnion.com.
Why am I always so tired
After turning 40
Its all so
Tiring
After turning 40
Its all so
Tiring
a cat is crawling up a set of wooden stairs and the caption says so tired
ALT: a cat is crawling up a set of wooden stairs and the caption says so tired
media.tenor.com
September 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Why am I always so tired
After turning 40
Its all so
Tiring
After turning 40
Its all so
Tiring
Its just the trailer for the hour long film "Hungry Bigots"
Two Crackers One Barrel
August 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Its just the trailer for the hour long film "Hungry Bigots"
Sometimes I wonder if my life insurance policy payout would be worth more than I am alive currently
August 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Sometimes I wonder if my life insurance policy payout would be worth more than I am alive currently
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You've inherited a movie theater. What's your first double feature?
July 21, 2025 at 2:26 AM
You've inherited a movie theater. What's your first double feature?
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You are fantastic. You are a witch's favorite spell. You are a mushroom sprite party in a Victorian dollhouse. You are a Hieronymus Bosch painting of a ghost train ride. You are a troupe of bioluminescent octopi performing a stage show based on Tom Bombadil's nightmares.
May 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
You are fantastic. You are a witch's favorite spell. You are a mushroom sprite party in a Victorian dollhouse. You are a Hieronymus Bosch painting of a ghost train ride. You are a troupe of bioluminescent octopi performing a stage show based on Tom Bombadil's nightmares.
I REALLY need to buy and wear a cheerleader outfit.
March 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I REALLY need to buy and wear a cheerleader outfit.
Feels like I'm drowning underwater.
March 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Feels like I'm drowning underwater.
These last few years crushed me entirely as an artist and robbed away my desire and joy in this world, which was writing.
I'm trying to write again but now I know I will never make any money from it and have no way to publish my novels.
My despair grows like a Bell Witch song.
I'm trying to write again but now I know I will never make any money from it and have no way to publish my novels.
My despair grows like a Bell Witch song.
March 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
These last few years crushed me entirely as an artist and robbed away my desire and joy in this world, which was writing.
I'm trying to write again but now I know I will never make any money from it and have no way to publish my novels.
My despair grows like a Bell Witch song.
I'm trying to write again but now I know I will never make any money from it and have no way to publish my novels.
My despair grows like a Bell Witch song.
Ever feel the need to divide yourself into two people to let them lead separate lives so they will stop screwing up each other's plans?
March 12, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Ever feel the need to divide yourself into two people to let them lead separate lives so they will stop screwing up each other's plans?
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March 11, 2025 at 4:41 AM
So I have nearly completed the 15 year rerelease of one of my first novels and my publisher has dropped off the face of the Earth. I need to figure out how to get an editor to go over the book and get it published but I have no inroads with any publishers.
The business side of writing is a nightmare
The business side of writing is a nightmare
March 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
So I have nearly completed the 15 year rerelease of one of my first novels and my publisher has dropped off the face of the Earth. I need to figure out how to get an editor to go over the book and get it published but I have no inroads with any publishers.
The business side of writing is a nightmare
The business side of writing is a nightmare
Dalight savings time sucks
March 9, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Dalight savings time sucks
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Someone told me that AT DARK, I BECOME LOATHSOME felt like a gay snuff film in book form and they felt dirty after reading it… That’s honestly the quickest way to melt my heart 😭❤️
March 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Someone told me that AT DARK, I BECOME LOATHSOME felt like a gay snuff film in book form and they felt dirty after reading it… That’s honestly the quickest way to melt my heart 😭❤️
Anyone know a publisher accepting authors?
March 4, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Anyone know a publisher accepting authors?
My next book is about suffering and cannibalism and hopelessness
March 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
My next book is about suffering and cannibalism and hopelessness
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Roses are red
Thursday's here
"WTF"s abound
But persevere 🤘🏼
Thursday's here
"WTF"s abound
But persevere 🤘🏼
February 27, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Roses are red
Thursday's here
"WTF"s abound
But persevere 🤘🏼
Thursday's here
"WTF"s abound
But persevere 🤘🏼