DapperElf
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I want to play a lawyer on Law and Order so goddamn bad
November 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I want to play a lawyer on Law and Order so goddamn bad
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you buy new phone you buy WHY You noT BUY PHONE Feed MOnEY to markets NOW buy PHONE
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
you buy new phone you buy WHY You noT BUY PHONE Feed MOnEY to markets NOW buy PHONE
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Ha! I do this all the time.
If I need to do several things I repeat the sequence like an incantation or something.
“Meds. Trash. Plants. Mail.”
“meds trash plants mail”
“medstrashplantsmail”
If I need to do several things I repeat the sequence like an incantation or something.
“Meds. Trash. Plants. Mail.”
“meds trash plants mail”
“medstrashplantsmail”
oh I have add life hack for this exact scenario:
you just need to repeat the thing you're looking for as you move from room to room. As soon as you leave a room you forget what you were looking for. So just walk through your house saying "keys keys keys keys keys keys"
you just need to repeat the thing you're looking for as you move from room to room. As soon as you leave a room you forget what you were looking for. So just walk through your house saying "keys keys keys keys keys keys"
I like the days when I walk to another room and instantly ask: The fuck did I come in here for?🙄😂
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Ha! I do this all the time.
If I need to do several things I repeat the sequence like an incantation or something.
“Meds. Trash. Plants. Mail.”
“meds trash plants mail”
“medstrashplantsmail”
If I need to do several things I repeat the sequence like an incantation or something.
“Meds. Trash. Plants. Mail.”
“meds trash plants mail”
“medstrashplantsmail”
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How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽
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It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
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If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
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"Centrists" have commitment issues
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"Centrists" have commitment issues
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A regular reminder that a poster made in MS paint will ALWAYS be cooler than the bullshit ai slop you generate.
November 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
A regular reminder that a poster made in MS paint will ALWAYS be cooler than the bullshit ai slop you generate.
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Re: Epstein’s emails
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Re: Epstein’s emails
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🌟🌟 NEW VIDEO - OUT NOW 🌟🌟
This Roman Road Makes NO SENSE - Wade's Causeway. A big video on one of northern Englands most mysterious archaeological sites! - that may be older than Stonehenge...
LINK: youtu.be/Iq_IBU1SfUs
#YouTube #Archaeology #Prehistory
This Roman Road Makes NO SENSE - Wade's Causeway. A big video on one of northern Englands most mysterious archaeological sites! - that may be older than Stonehenge...
LINK: youtu.be/Iq_IBU1SfUs
#YouTube #Archaeology #Prehistory
This Roman Road Makes NO SENSE - Wade's Causeway
YouTube video by Adam Morgan Ibbotson
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
🌟🌟 NEW VIDEO - OUT NOW 🌟🌟
This Roman Road Makes NO SENSE - Wade's Causeway. A big video on one of northern Englands most mysterious archaeological sites! - that may be older than Stonehenge...
LINK: youtu.be/Iq_IBU1SfUs
#YouTube #Archaeology #Prehistory
This Roman Road Makes NO SENSE - Wade's Causeway. A big video on one of northern Englands most mysterious archaeological sites! - that may be older than Stonehenge...
LINK: youtu.be/Iq_IBU1SfUs
#YouTube #Archaeology #Prehistory
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This inspired me to run an experiment, and bsky.app/profile/numb...
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
This inspired me to run an experiment, and bsky.app/profile/numb...
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This perfectly encapsulates how I feel living in the US. The republican party is an insane death cult, the democratic party is 3 corporations in a trench coat, and the "socialists" are just the completely normal left-wing capitalists you'd find in any of 2 dozen European nations.
Europeans recognize Zohran Mamdani’s supposedly radical policies as ‘normal’
Critics of New York City’s mayor-elect have said his pledges of free bus service and universal childcare are unrealistic, but in Europe it’s a given
www.theguardian.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 AM
This perfectly encapsulates how I feel living in the US. The republican party is an insane death cult, the democratic party is 3 corporations in a trench coat, and the "socialists" are just the completely normal left-wing capitalists you'd find in any of 2 dozen European nations.
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GREAT NEWS EVERYONE!
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
GREAT NEWS EVERYONE!
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i know it’ll surprise none of you but figured i’d let you know this is what he looks like
November 6, 2025 at 4:53 PM
i know it’ll surprise none of you but figured i’d let you know this is what he looks like
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What we know, 3pm on Wednesday:
[In 4 parts]
—CA's Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems defend NJ-Gov
—Dems gain leg seats in VA & NJ
—Dems win NJ & VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win state supreme court
—ME anti-mail voting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
[In 4 parts]
—CA's Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems defend NJ-Gov
—Dems gain leg seats in VA & NJ
—Dems win NJ & VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win state supreme court
—ME anti-mail voting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
November 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
What we know, 3pm on Wednesday:
[In 4 parts]
—CA's Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems defend NJ-Gov
—Dems gain leg seats in VA & NJ
—Dems win NJ & VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win state supreme court
—ME anti-mail voting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
[In 4 parts]
—CA's Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems defend NJ-Gov
—Dems gain leg seats in VA & NJ
—Dems win NJ & VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win state supreme court
—ME anti-mail voting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
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Fox Propaganda has gone Full George Orwell to cope with last night's ferocious rebuke to Republicans and, especially, Trump.
November 6, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Fox Propaganda has gone Full George Orwell to cope with last night's ferocious rebuke to Republicans and, especially, Trump.
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I went to check and sure enough, posts deemed “rude” were hidden from me (as were a whole host of other stuff, which I set to “warn” because I don’t trust filters, I want the option to hit a button and be shown the thing, always)
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I went to check and sure enough, posts deemed “rude” were hidden from me (as were a whole host of other stuff, which I set to “warn” because I don’t trust filters, I want the option to hit a button and be shown the thing, always)
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I’ve never used it, but this seems like an important message to get out to those who have.
Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.
HEAD'S UP FELLOW #CREATIVES!
If you haven't heard, #Grammarly is changing...and one change that doesn't pass the smell test is the incorporation of the ocean-boiling plagiarism machine that is #AI. 😒
I'm ditching Grammarly TONIGHT. #Writing #Writers #NoAI
www.grammarly.com/blog/company...
If you haven't heard, #Grammarly is changing...and one change that doesn't pass the smell test is the incorporation of the ocean-boiling plagiarism machine that is #AI. 😒
I'm ditching Grammarly TONIGHT. #Writing #Writers #NoAI
www.grammarly.com/blog/company...
November 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I’ve never used it, but this seems like an important message to get out to those who have.
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Zohran says you’re trans now
November 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Zohran says you’re trans now
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And oh yes let’s make sure THIS is the lesson of the night. None of tonight’s winners followed their advice.
I’m just a small-town political scientist, & it’s still relatively early, but it appears that The Actual Democrats did not Need To Do any of the Things or Learn any of the Obvious Lessons that Ezra Douthglesias said they Must Do & Learn.
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
And oh yes let’s make sure THIS is the lesson of the night. None of tonight’s winners followed their advice.