Dan Warnken
@danziginthedark.bsky.social
• former ghost tour operator/record store owner • member of a ska band you thankfully don’t remember • good at trivia sometimes • trying to be a Nice Boy Online this time • he/him •
“They blew up the Chicken Man in Philly last night ? They blew up his house too? Wow. I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time. He led an amazing life. What else can you say?”
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
“They blew up the Chicken Man in Philly last night ? They blew up his house too? Wow. I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time. He led an amazing life. What else can you say?”
popped so hard seeing Michael Shannon as the answer to a clue on Jeopardy tonight thank u @kenjennings.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
popped so hard seeing Michael Shannon as the answer to a clue on Jeopardy tonight thank u @kenjennings.bsky.social
can you believe it’s the last day to order this shirt and i finally remembered to do it before it was too late
I've made a new t-shirt design to commemorate an important memory that we all share
roryblank.bigcartel.com
roryblank.bigcartel.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
can you believe it’s the last day to order this shirt and i finally remembered to do it before it was too late
the Jets blowing it up on the day Dick Cheney dies is such a stirring tribute
November 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
the Jets blowing it up on the day Dick Cheney dies is such a stirring tribute
netflix was like “we think you’ll be interested in this historical drama starring Michael Shannon as president james garfield” and fuck me they’re 10000% right
November 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
netflix was like “we think you’ll be interested in this historical drama starring Michael Shannon as president james garfield” and fuck me they’re 10000% right
stayed up late enough to time travel after appropriately stocking up on riboflavin
November 2, 2025 at 6:00 AM
stayed up late enough to time travel after appropriately stocking up on riboflavin
well here comes the salary cap
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
well here comes the salary cap
they’re showing me blake snell again and i’m furious
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
they’re showing me blake snell again and i’m furious
happy halloween from Danielle and me and our yearly screening of Night of the Demons
November 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
happy halloween from Danielle and me and our yearly screening of Night of the Demons
Reposted by Dan Warnken
Hangman is the king of Halloween wrestling
October 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Hangman is the king of Halloween wrestling
can’t believe @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social did the Don’s of Finland joke
October 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
can’t believe @shutupexcalibur.bsky.social did the Don’s of Finland joke
spending the week before Halloween re-watching What We Do In The Shadows and I think one of the most underrated parts of the Jackie Daytona episode is how absolutely shit he is at running a regular human bar
October 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
spending the week before Halloween re-watching What We Do In The Shadows and I think one of the most underrated parts of the Jackie Daytona episode is how absolutely shit he is at running a regular human bar
somehow someone has decent footage of the greatest band the world has ever seen playing the first show i ever booked back in 2001 in a small basement club by the train station in rockville centre
go watch it, it’s great, there’s even fire in it!!!
youtu.be/AdjYxZhZOsA?...
go watch it, it’s great, there’s even fire in it!!!
youtu.be/AdjYxZhZOsA?...
World/Inferno Friendship Society - December 8, 2001 - Long Island, NY
YouTube video by Ryan Penagos
youtu.be
October 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
somehow someone has decent footage of the greatest band the world has ever seen playing the first show i ever booked back in 2001 in a small basement club by the train station in rockville centre
go watch it, it’s great, there’s even fire in it!!!
youtu.be/AdjYxZhZOsA?...
go watch it, it’s great, there’s even fire in it!!!
youtu.be/AdjYxZhZOsA?...
i’m “listening to my 20 year old ska band’s EP and saying ‘damn that kinda slaps’ at my own lyrics” beers deep, how’s your friday goin?
October 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
i’m “listening to my 20 year old ska band’s EP and saying ‘damn that kinda slaps’ at my own lyrics” beers deep, how’s your friday goin?
Reposted by Dan Warnken
PHILOMENA CUNK: It was actually illegal in England for The Obese to be employed in the film business until 1983. Why do you think that was?
JIMINY GLICK: [ignoring question, high pitched voice] Have you ever noticed how lesbians and British women dress the same? [sudden low pitch] Why is that?
JIMINY GLICK: [ignoring question, high pitched voice] Have you ever noticed how lesbians and British women dress the same? [sudden low pitch] Why is that?
October 13, 2025 at 11:52 PM
PHILOMENA CUNK: It was actually illegal in England for The Obese to be employed in the film business until 1983. Why do you think that was?
JIMINY GLICK: [ignoring question, high pitched voice] Have you ever noticed how lesbians and British women dress the same? [sudden low pitch] Why is that?
JIMINY GLICK: [ignoring question, high pitched voice] Have you ever noticed how lesbians and British women dress the same? [sudden low pitch] Why is that?
he died in 2015 so he never voted for Trump
What’s ONE green flag about your father?
October 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
he died in 2015 so he never voted for Trump
everytime i see the skyrizi commercial where a lady is singing “nothing is everything” that phrase immediately starts bouncing around my head in macho man randy savage’s voice
October 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
everytime i see the skyrizi commercial where a lady is singing “nothing is everything” that phrase immediately starts bouncing around my head in macho man randy savage’s voice
danielle accidentally spilled a cup of rice on the ground and as the dog rushed in to immediately hoover up every individual grain she could get her nose on she said “oh no! the dog’s a vampire!”
September 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
danielle accidentally spilled a cup of rice on the ground and as the dog rushed in to immediately hoover up every individual grain she could get her nose on she said “oh no! the dog’s a vampire!”
trying to become the first person banned from doesthedogdie dot com
September 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
trying to become the first person banned from doesthedogdie dot com
@johncullen.bsky.social I need someone else to commiserate with me that Steven on tonight’s episode of Jeopardy keeps using “what’s” as his answer for proper nouns
September 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
@johncullen.bsky.social I need someone else to commiserate with me that Steven on tonight’s episode of Jeopardy keeps using “what’s” as his answer for proper nouns
Reposted by Dan Warnken
First Time Hearing JEFF ROSENSTOCK!! Bass Teacher REACTS to "Festival Song"
YouTube video by Low End University
youtu.be
September 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i met @joshgondelman.bsky.social at the PUP/Jeff show last night and i need the world to know he is exactly as friendly and charming in person as he is on the internet. what a delightful fella!!!
September 15, 2025 at 12:26 AM
i met @joshgondelman.bsky.social at the PUP/Jeff show last night and i need the world to know he is exactly as friendly and charming in person as he is on the internet. what a delightful fella!!!
absolutely hilarious watching @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social in this room approximately 3 miles from my old apartment where he played my kitchen to 25 people
September 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
absolutely hilarious watching @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social in this room approximately 3 miles from my old apartment where he played my kitchen to 25 people