Dan Warnken
@danziginthedark.bsky.social
• former ghost tour operator/record store owner • member of a ska band you thankfully don’t remember • good at trivia sometimes • trying to be a Nice Boy Online this time • he/him •
“They blew up the Chicken Man in Philly last night ? They blew up his house too? Wow. I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time. He led an amazing life. What else can you say?”
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
“They blew up the Chicken Man in Philly last night ? They blew up his house too? Wow. I didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time. He led an amazing life. What else can you say?”
happy halloween from Danielle and me and our yearly screening of Night of the Demons
November 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
happy halloween from Danielle and me and our yearly screening of Night of the Demons
trying to become the first person banned from doesthedogdie dot com
September 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
trying to become the first person banned from doesthedogdie dot com
i got a tiny sink from a restoration company I work with
September 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i got a tiny sink from a restoration company I work with
absolutely hilarious watching @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social in this room approximately 3 miles from my old apartment where he played my kitchen to 25 people
September 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
absolutely hilarious watching @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social in this room approximately 3 miles from my old apartment where he played my kitchen to 25 people
also if they spelled her name right they’d not look so stupid
September 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
also if they spelled her name right they’d not look so stupid
it’s been a rough Tuesday but it’s nice to take a moment to #RememberSomeGuys
September 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
it’s been a rough Tuesday but it’s nice to take a moment to #RememberSomeGuys
it’s baseball night in america everyone
August 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
it’s baseball night in america everyone
i know the perfect candidate
August 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
i know the perfect candidate
sprucing up the guest room and uhhhh i’ve got some questions
August 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
sprucing up the guest room and uhhhh i’ve got some questions
Heathcliff Slocumb! He was both a closer and a setup guy!!
August 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Heathcliff Slocumb! He was both a closer and a setup guy!!
Katy Perry? The Californian astronaut???
July 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Katy Perry? The Californian astronaut???
cats posing like a damn 70s adult contemporary album cover
July 18, 2025 at 3:06 AM
cats posing like a damn 70s adult contemporary album cover
it is way more fun to give them exceedingly normal human names like Gary (pictured)
July 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
it is way more fun to give them exceedingly normal human names like Gary (pictured)
i made this when i should have been doing yard work earlier
June 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
i made this when i should have been doing yard work earlier
the Posts have foretold of a Todd who believed in Yellow Medicine
June 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
the Posts have foretold of a Todd who believed in Yellow Medicine
paid the greatest compliment by a neighbor who saw us on our walk and said Grace is always so pleasant every time they see her
June 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
paid the greatest compliment by a neighbor who saw us on our walk and said Grace is always so pleasant every time they see her
this should be ILLEGAL
April 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
this should be ILLEGAL
happy to report I am also wearing both a Dillinger Four tshirt and hoodie at the same time
April 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
happy to report I am also wearing both a Dillinger Four tshirt and hoodie at the same time
the holiday celebrator has logged on
April 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
the holiday celebrator has logged on
watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
April 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
the face of someone who purred so loud the vet couldn’t check his heart rate
April 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
the face of someone who purred so loud the vet couldn’t check his heart rate
