Dan Victor
@danvictory22.bsky.social
Has anybody seen my connective tissue and collagen?
It is no coincidence that my return to the gym is happening during a Limp Bizkit hyperfixation
September 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
It is no coincidence that my return to the gym is happening during a Limp Bizkit hyperfixation
So there are Baptists, Anabaptists, and Anabananafeefifofanabaptists. This joke is for no one
August 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
So there are Baptists, Anabaptists, and Anabananafeefifofanabaptists. This joke is for no one
The music in my head is oscillating wildly between Streetlight Manifesto and Primus. That’s a good mental state, right?
July 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The music in my head is oscillating wildly between Streetlight Manifesto and Primus. That’s a good mental state, right?
Train to Jersey: quiet, peaceful, soothing
Train from Jersey: a carnival of horrors, why does everyone have terrible veneers
Train from Jersey: a carnival of horrors, why does everyone have terrible veneers
June 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Train to Jersey: quiet, peaceful, soothing
Train from Jersey: a carnival of horrors, why does everyone have terrible veneers
Train from Jersey: a carnival of horrors, why does everyone have terrible veneers
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I am not a violent person.
I am not a competitive person.
But I would cage match fight RFK Jr on national television for free.
I am not a competitive person.
But I would cage match fight RFK Jr on national television for free.
June 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I am not a violent person.
I am not a competitive person.
But I would cage match fight RFK Jr on national television for free.
I am not a competitive person.
But I would cage match fight RFK Jr on national television for free.
The summer I plan on perfecting the art of complaining gratefully. It will be my greatest triumph
May 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The summer I plan on perfecting the art of complaining gratefully. It will be my greatest triumph
A game I like to play when I’m out and about is “Is this person staring at me because I’m a youngish person using a cane, or are they staring because they think I’m hot.”
May 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
A game I like to play when I’m out and about is “Is this person staring at me because I’m a youngish person using a cane, or are they staring because they think I’m hot.”
You ever looked at your schedule for the next couple for months and are pants pissingly terrified? Yeah, me neither 🤷🏻♂️
May 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
You ever looked at your schedule for the next couple for months and are pants pissingly terrified? Yeah, me neither 🤷🏻♂️
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Come check out my economic policy Wallop Myself in the Dick and Balls Nonstop Over and Over Again. If you notice the walloping, I will triple the walloping of my dick and balls. At the end my dick and balls will feel good somehow. How does this work? I will not elaborate.
April 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Come check out my economic policy Wallop Myself in the Dick and Balls Nonstop Over and Over Again. If you notice the walloping, I will triple the walloping of my dick and balls. At the end my dick and balls will feel good somehow. How does this work? I will not elaborate.
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Bring me the head of Tony Khan
March 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Bring me the head of Tony Khan
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elected dems aren’t gonna do anything about this because it’s also in line with what almost all of them want to see happen. direct action and sustained pressure is the only way. get out there if you’re around
NYC - emergency mobilization to free Mahmoud Khalil tomorrow
March 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
elected dems aren’t gonna do anything about this because it’s also in line with what almost all of them want to see happen. direct action and sustained pressure is the only way. get out there if you’re around
Nominative determinism really popped off when it came to Alan Cumming
February 13, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Nominative determinism really popped off when it came to Alan Cumming
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Hell is not real, and Ronald Reagan is in it.
What two totally contradictory beliefs do you hold with equal fervor?
January 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Hell is not real, and Ronald Reagan is in it.
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Personally, as both a Jewish person and as a journalist I feel duty bound to acknowledge that Israel is clearly engaged in ethnic cleansing in Gaza. We would not be quibbling over that if a country less allied with America was engaged in the same conduct.
December 29, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Personally, as both a Jewish person and as a journalist I feel duty bound to acknowledge that Israel is clearly engaged in ethnic cleansing in Gaza. We would not be quibbling over that if a country less allied with America was engaged in the same conduct.
“You haven’t moved all day, lazybones” I say to my cat, whilst in bed starting my fifth episode of Forged in Fire
December 28, 2024 at 8:11 PM
“You haven’t moved all day, lazybones” I say to my cat, whilst in bed starting my fifth episode of Forged in Fire
Without downloading any new pics what’s your energy going into 2025
December 28, 2024 at 7:25 PM
Without downloading any new pics what’s your energy going into 2025
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Using the phrase "Bernie Bros" in 2024 is so embarrassing, you are that imperial Japanese fighter stuck on the island still fighting WW2 in 1960
December 24, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Using the phrase "Bernie Bros" in 2024 is so embarrassing, you are that imperial Japanese fighter stuck on the island still fighting WW2 in 1960
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"skibidi toilet fortnite collab" i state calmly as i place my hand on the emergency door handle. the rest of the plane's passengers solemnly nod and close their eyes, thanking me for the mercy i am bestowing upon them as i throw the door open at 30,000 feet
December 23, 2024 at 12:06 PM
"skibidi toilet fortnite collab" i state calmly as i place my hand on the emergency door handle. the rest of the plane's passengers solemnly nod and close their eyes, thanking me for the mercy i am bestowing upon them as i throw the door open at 30,000 feet
I fear the person I would’ve become had the majority of Sonic games in my teen years not been truly horrible
December 20, 2024 at 10:25 PM
I fear the person I would’ve become had the majority of Sonic games in my teen years not been truly horrible
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my phone when I go to gently place it on my bed
December 19, 2024 at 2:41 AM
my phone when I go to gently place it on my bed
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tolkien fucked up by naming them “ents” instead of “big naturals”
December 18, 2024 at 12:27 AM
tolkien fucked up by naming them “ents” instead of “big naturals”
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Autism researchers: “if only there was some way to tell what people with autism were thinking”
Me, the second I’m annoyed with someone: “I’m annoyed with you”
Me, the second I’m annoyed with someone: “I’m annoyed with you”
December 18, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Autism researchers: “if only there was some way to tell what people with autism were thinking”
Me, the second I’m annoyed with someone: “I’m annoyed with you”
Me, the second I’m annoyed with someone: “I’m annoyed with you”
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The Greeks absolutely had it right when they included a chorus in their plays. They knew audiences are dumbasses who need to be told “THIS MAN IS BAD. HE IS HERE AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT *NOT* TO DO. WOE TO THE BUMPTIOUS FOOL WHO WOULD IDOLIZE HIM. YOU ARE NOT, NOR DO YOU WANT TO BE, ALEX DELARGE”
December 9, 2024 at 4:12 PM
The Greeks absolutely had it right when they included a chorus in their plays. They knew audiences are dumbasses who need to be told “THIS MAN IS BAD. HE IS HERE AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT *NOT* TO DO. WOE TO THE BUMPTIOUS FOOL WHO WOULD IDOLIZE HIM. YOU ARE NOT, NOR DO YOU WANT TO BE, ALEX DELARGE”