DanTheWeb
@dantheweb.bsky.social
A little man with big neuroses.
What to get for the guy who has everything.
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
What to get for the guy who has everything.
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A story in three parts
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A story in three parts
Donald Trump. If you bleed him, is he not still a prick?
Shylock. The antisemitic slur Trump used in his speech is Shylock.
July 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Donald Trump. If you bleed him, is he not still a prick?
I saw a headline that began "Reverse Alzheimer's Disease..." and for a moment I didn't realize reverse was a verb here. I thought it was referring to a disease called Reverse Alzheimer's, which I imagine is when you remember too much. Honestly, I think that would be worse.
May 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I saw a headline that began "Reverse Alzheimer's Disease..." and for a moment I didn't realize reverse was a verb here. I thought it was referring to a disease called Reverse Alzheimer's, which I imagine is when you remember too much. Honestly, I think that would be worse.
Why does he have to pope under a pseudonym?
May 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Why does he have to pope under a pseudonym?
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this internet was a mistake, but sometimes it’s the best thing ever created
May 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
this internet was a mistake, but sometimes it’s the best thing ever created
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literally every time I talk to friends
March 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
literally every time I talk to friends
Chuck Schumer once again rolling over and showing his soft underbelly. Pathetic. Step aside, Chuck, and make room for someone who has the courage for this fight.
March 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Chuck Schumer once again rolling over and showing his soft underbelly. Pathetic. Step aside, Chuck, and make room for someone who has the courage for this fight.
I've got to stop going to this massage therapist. He just rubs me the wrong way.
March 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I've got to stop going to this massage therapist. He just rubs me the wrong way.
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Dictator vs. Democracy. The stark contrast could not be any greater. 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦
February 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Dictator vs. Democracy. The stark contrast could not be any greater. 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦
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This Daily Show clip is so good, but make sure to stick around to the very end for Bill O'Reilly.
February 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This Daily Show clip is so good, but make sure to stick around to the very end for Bill O'Reilly.
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RONALD REAGAN (1988): We should be aware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends, weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world—all while cynically waving the American flag.
February 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
RONALD REAGAN (1988): We should be aware of the demagogues who are ready to declare a trade war against our friends, weakening our economy, our national security, and the entire free world—all while cynically waving the American flag.
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please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
January 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
Canadian MP Charlie Angus: CNN stated, "Oh, he's just teasing." Teasing about taking over other countries? There's no such thing as "teasing" when you're threatening the sovereignty of independent nations.
December 28, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Back in the day, Shakespeare would post clips from his plays on ThouTube.
December 24, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Back in the day, Shakespeare would post clips from his plays on ThouTube.
Who had to tell Jimmy Carter?
November 8, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Who had to tell Jimmy Carter?
"For tonight's debate, we have given these undecided voters [attention-seekers/people with under-developed prefrontal cortexes] a dial to turn..."
Just give them puzzles where they have to fit the round peg in the round hole. It would keep them occupied and spare the rest of us this nonsense.
Just give them puzzles where they have to fit the round peg in the round hole. It would keep them occupied and spare the rest of us this nonsense.
October 1, 2024 at 11:43 PM
"For tonight's debate, we have given these undecided voters [attention-seekers/people with under-developed prefrontal cortexes] a dial to turn..."
Just give them puzzles where they have to fit the round peg in the round hole. It would keep them occupied and spare the rest of us this nonsense.
Just give them puzzles where they have to fit the round peg in the round hole. It would keep them occupied and spare the rest of us this nonsense.
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Or just go ahead and call them racists.
Hey other white people, reminder that if you see/hear people you know calling Harris a “DEI candidate” you should ask them to spell out exactly what they mean
July 21, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Or just go ahead and call them racists.
But I have promises to keep,
And kilometers before I sleep.
And kilometers before I sleep.
January 18, 2024 at 5:47 AM
But I have promises to keep,
And kilometers before I sleep.
And kilometers before I sleep.
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About those reindeers’ names…
Dasher—will leave you with the bill.
Dancer—actually a stripper.
Prancer—so dubbed by homophobic uncle.
Vixen—slut-adjacent.
Comet—a speed freak.
Cupid—wears diapers.
Donner—a cannibal.
Blitzen—a blackout drunk.
Rudolph—a disgraced former mayor.
Dasher—will leave you with the bill.
Dancer—actually a stripper.
Prancer—so dubbed by homophobic uncle.
Vixen—slut-adjacent.
Comet—a speed freak.
Cupid—wears diapers.
Donner—a cannibal.
Blitzen—a blackout drunk.
Rudolph—a disgraced former mayor.
December 24, 2023 at 7:30 PM
About those reindeers’ names…
Dasher—will leave you with the bill.
Dancer—actually a stripper.
Prancer—so dubbed by homophobic uncle.
Vixen—slut-adjacent.
Comet—a speed freak.
Cupid—wears diapers.
Donner—a cannibal.
Blitzen—a blackout drunk.
Rudolph—a disgraced former mayor.
Dasher—will leave you with the bill.
Dancer—actually a stripper.
Prancer—so dubbed by homophobic uncle.
Vixen—slut-adjacent.
Comet—a speed freak.
Cupid—wears diapers.
Donner—a cannibal.
Blitzen—a blackout drunk.
Rudolph—a disgraced former mayor.
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"Hello, we have a reservation for the night."
"No you don't."
"No you don't."
December 10, 2023 at 12:15 AM
"Hello, we have a reservation for the night."
"No you don't."
"No you don't."
This feels a lot like another place where I used to hang out but without that musky smell.
December 10, 2023 at 1:24 AM
This feels a lot like another place where I used to hang out but without that musky smell.