DanTheWeb
@dantheweb.bsky.social
A little man with big neuroses.
I realize this was a typo, and you meant "or" but "Hakeem Jeffries of Chuck Schumer" is a great encapsulation.
September 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I realize this was a typo, and you meant "or" but "Hakeem Jeffries of Chuck Schumer" is a great encapsulation.
I'm hearing this in Liam Neeson's voice.
July 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I'm hearing this in Liam Neeson's voice.
"Can't be considered loyal members of MAGA." Oh no, they're going to have to turn in their armbands.
July 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
"Can't be considered loyal members of MAGA." Oh no, they're going to have to turn in their armbands.
He's not helpless. He's useless. Big difference.
July 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
He's not helpless. He's useless. Big difference.
I think you're kind of proving Benjamins's original point.
July 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I think you're kind of proving Benjamins's original point.
I was hoping you were talking about a kidney stone, but alas...
July 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I was hoping you were talking about a kidney stone, but alas...
Donald Trump has signed an executive order mandating that all new parents must shake their babies.
June 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Donald Trump has signed an executive order mandating that all new parents must shake their babies.
Because you need military weaponry and tactical gear to apprehend a Honduran busboy.
May 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Because you need military weaponry and tactical gear to apprehend a Honduran busboy.
I also read two books a day. Green Eggs and Ham and Goodnight, Moon. Every day.
May 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I also read two books a day. Green Eggs and Ham and Goodnight, Moon. Every day.
It's like a Carnac the Magnificent bit: "Name three things that define the Leafs' post-season."
May 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It's like a Carnac the Magnificent bit: "Name three things that define the Leafs' post-season."
How soon before we get to the executive order requiring all citizens to drown kittens and shake babies?
May 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
How soon before we get to the executive order requiring all citizens to drown kittens and shake babies?
The lede itself is worth the price of admission.
May 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The lede itself is worth the price of admission.
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Dictator vs. Democracy. The stark contrast could not be any greater. 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦
February 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Dictator vs. Democracy. The stark contrast could not be any greater. 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦
