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Dan Mordan
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Husband, dad, keeper of a crazy cool Fiero. Long suffering Detroit Lions fan. Proud nerd.
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There was a time when she spoke out against sexual harassment perpetrated by people like Roger Ailes and Bill O’Reilly, but that was a different Kelly. Now as long as she likes the job they’re doing, getting a little “handsy” is ok.
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Grateful for this Delta flight attendant for providing some clarity on the upcoming changes to flights during the holidays.

Listen in ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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He spent Biden’s entire presidency calling him ‘Sleepy Joe’. Still does. But this guy nods off in the middle of the day in meetings almost every day. Fell asleep in court all the time too.
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Dan Dickerson "Fuck this game recap"

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Detroit Tigers announcer - I'm sorry, was that out loud?
YouTube video by Geoff M
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October 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Receipts for some ice cold takes. 🧾🥶

#Lions | #OnePride | #MNF
September 23, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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This is the cringiest MFer in the MAGA movement, hands down. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Kash Patel's notes during his congressional testimony as photographed by Getty: "Good fight with Swalwell"
September 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Trump’s gonna cancel The Onion next.
September 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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I fucking hate these people dude. They don’t want to do anything. They don’t want to fight for anything. They have no ideology.
There's also a growing consensus from Democratic officeholders that the party's reaction to the Trump administration's efforts to cut government programs, fire workers and radically reshape the federal government should not be reflexively undoing it.
The Democratic Party is still trying to figure out its message after 2024's defeat
Facing low approval rates, after last year's electoral losses, the Democratic Party is working to figure out its strategy ahead of the 2026 midterm elections.
www.npr.org
July 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Hulk Hogan truly was the real America: an icon you were dutifully instructed to adore as a child and then every single piece of information about what he was, what he did, and what he thought about things made you hate him more and more, and in a way, yourself for falling for it.
July 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Knights are indeed still cool. 🤣
Knights are still cool
June 14, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Some quotes are too good to cut
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May 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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The comment period for this ends in 3 DAYS. Please leave a comment telling them EVERYONE should be able to get covid boosters.
www.regulations.gov/commenton/FD...
May 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs.

("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LoTR)
April 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Super proud of the kids today!
The kids were very proud of their signs #handsoff #Lansing
April 6, 2025 at 3:19 AM
In 2013, my wife and I went to Hawaii. We couldn't do many of the activities we wanted to because the national parks were closed. Mitch McConnell decided he'd rather watch the world burn than fund Obamacare. 1/2
March 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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She stuffed him in a locker with this.
March 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
For some reason I was hesitant to delete my Twitter account. My best guess was that I had it for so long, there was value in that alone. But nearly all of my follows are here and then I saw that my last genuine tweet was from 2014. I thought, "This feeling is stupid" and nuked it.
January 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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WH is pumping out imagery of migrants being marched on to military planes while claiming deportations "have begun." But crossings are down, and as @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social notes, removals by plane go back years. The point is to portray a state of permanent war.

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January 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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December 28, 2024 at 4:31 AM
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December 16, 2024 at 10:12 AM
It would be God's greatest joke ever to have society descend into violence and revolution just as the Detroit Lions have their best shot ever at reaching and winning the Super Bowl.
December 12, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Proof that neither the left or right mainstream media options are good right now.
I want to watch TV coverage of the live fall of the Syrian regime.

CNN is airing a Giuliani documentary, Fox News has a comedian joking about Canada, MSNBC a documentary about migrants

So I turned on BBC,which is breathlessly switching between Syria, South Korea demonstrations, and Ghana election
December 8, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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