Dan Liebke
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Dan Liebke
@danliebke.com
· Apr 23
WIFE: (baking a pie, handing me a spoon) Enough cinnamon?
ME: (mishearing) Uh, 'sufficient', 'adequate', 'ample', 'plenty'…
ME: (mishearing) Uh, 'sufficient', 'adequate', 'ample', 'plenty'…
LOL that sloth is a 'deadly sin' and, yet, if you murder a sloth, suddenly you're the bad guy as far as PETA is concerned.
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
LOL that sloth is a 'deadly sin' and, yet, if you murder a sloth, suddenly you're the bad guy as far as PETA is concerned.
"So I'm watching myself in the mirror, playing with some Russian dolls as I reminisce about the time I video-taped myself watching Inception. And I think... boy, I could go a turducken around about now." is the kind of joke-within-a-joke I plan to post someday.
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
"So I'm watching myself in the mirror, playing with some Russian dolls as I reminisce about the time I video-taped myself watching Inception. And I think... boy, I could go a turducken around about now." is the kind of joke-within-a-joke I plan to post someday.
Really miss Mika. A dude who'd rhyme purple with hurtful and not apologise for it. Ca-ching indeed, my good man.
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Really miss Mika. A dude who'd rhyme purple with hurtful and not apologise for it. Ca-ching indeed, my good man.
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Here's something fun for those of you based in Melbourne (or willing to travel!) and interested in maybe catching up on some older #Hitchcock. A series of double features at the Astor Theatre.
First up, The Ring and The Farmer's Wife www.astortheatre.net.au/sessions/202...
First up, The Ring and The Farmer's Wife www.astortheatre.net.au/sessions/202...
At The Astor: The Ring (1927) & The Farmer’s Wife
Complete program, reviews and other information for this grand old cinema in Windsor, Australia.
www.astortheatre.net.au
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Here's something fun for those of you based in Melbourne (or willing to travel!) and interested in maybe catching up on some older #Hitchcock. A series of double features at the Astor Theatre.
First up, The Ring and The Farmer's Wife www.astortheatre.net.au/sessions/202...
First up, The Ring and The Farmer's Wife www.astortheatre.net.au/sessions/202...
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Hard to believe I've written 100 of these already! What a milestone
To Me, My X-Men Comics! - Uncanny X-Men Issue 100, in which Jean channels her inner Bruce Willis and a lack of roboticism proves problematic
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/to-me-my-x...
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/to-me-my-x...
To Me, My X-Men Comics! - Uncanny X-Men Issue 100
In which Jean channels her inner Bruce Willis and a lack of roboticism proves problematic
newsletter.danliebke.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Hard to believe I've written 100 of these already! What a milestone
Hard to believe I've written 100 of these already! What a milestone
To Me, My X-Men Comics! - Uncanny X-Men Issue 100, in which Jean channels her inner Bruce Willis and a lack of roboticism proves problematic
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/to-me-my-x...
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/to-me-my-x...
To Me, My X-Men Comics! - Uncanny X-Men Issue 100
In which Jean channels her inner Bruce Willis and a lack of roboticism proves problematic
newsletter.danliebke.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Hard to believe I've written 100 of these already! What a milestone
Let's be blunt. The worst thing about being an angel is having the magnets implanted in your skull so that the halos work.
November 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Let's be blunt. The worst thing about being an angel is having the magnets implanted in your skull so that the halos work.
COURT TRANSCRIPT
"Yes, your honour, I did attempt to 'make out' with the woman in question long after she'd lost consciousness. But she wanted me to do so. I know it."
"Hmm? What's that? The dwarves? Oh, they were just there to watch."
"No, 'Charming' is not meant ironically."
"Yes, your honour, I did attempt to 'make out' with the woman in question long after she'd lost consciousness. But she wanted me to do so. I know it."
"Hmm? What's that? The dwarves? Oh, they were just there to watch."
"No, 'Charming' is not meant ironically."
November 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
COURT TRANSCRIPT
"Yes, your honour, I did attempt to 'make out' with the woman in question long after she'd lost consciousness. But she wanted me to do so. I know it."
"Hmm? What's that? The dwarves? Oh, they were just there to watch."
"No, 'Charming' is not meant ironically."
"Yes, your honour, I did attempt to 'make out' with the woman in question long after she'd lost consciousness. But she wanted me to do so. I know it."
"Hmm? What's that? The dwarves? Oh, they were just there to watch."
"No, 'Charming' is not meant ironically."
An unboxing video, but it's just Rocky Balboa on a cigarette break
November 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
An unboxing video, but it's just Rocky Balboa on a cigarette break
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Back next month with a gargantuan Episode 100 season finale. In the meantime, @tonymartin.bsky.social’s #SIZZLETOWN Episode 99 is out now: sizzletownpodcast.com
Artwork by GROB: tiny.cc/qaldyz
Artwork by GROB: tiny.cc/qaldyz
November 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Back next month with a gargantuan Episode 100 season finale. In the meantime, @tonymartin.bsky.social’s #SIZZLETOWN Episode 99 is out now: sizzletownpodcast.com
Artwork by GROB: tiny.cc/qaldyz
Artwork by GROB: tiny.cc/qaldyz
Wouldn't it make more sense to spell it 'ampers&'?
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Wouldn't it make more sense to spell it 'ampers&'?
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I can never remember the difference between NBA and NDA, so to be safe, I just never talk about basketball.
November 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I can never remember the difference between NBA and NDA, so to be safe, I just never talk about basketball.
Carpenter rankings
1. Harrison Ford
2. Jesus
3. Karen
...
LAST. Fucking Geppetto.
1. Harrison Ford
2. Jesus
3. Karen
...
LAST. Fucking Geppetto.
November 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Carpenter rankings
1. Harrison Ford
2. Jesus
3. Karen
...
LAST. Fucking Geppetto.
1. Harrison Ford
2. Jesus
3. Karen
...
LAST. Fucking Geppetto.
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THE CITY (Palindrome-Haiku)
Go flat, urbanised....
A cradle here held arcades
in a brutal fog.
Go flat, urbanised....
A cradle here held arcades
in a brutal fog.
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
THE CITY (Palindrome-Haiku)
Go flat, urbanised....
A cradle here held arcades
in a brutal fog.
Go flat, urbanised....
A cradle here held arcades
in a brutal fog.
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Here's some nonsense for you to read. newsletter.danliebke.com/p/simply-the...
Simply The Best
Wake up!
newsletter.danliebke.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Here's some nonsense for you to read. newsletter.danliebke.com/p/simply-the...
Here's some nonsense for you to read. newsletter.danliebke.com/p/simply-the...
Simply The Best
Wake up!
newsletter.danliebke.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Here's some nonsense for you to read. newsletter.danliebke.com/p/simply-the...
All well and good, B-52s, to have a car 'as big as a whale', but how's your turning circle? Not great, right?
November 5, 2025 at 9:46 PM
All well and good, B-52s, to have a car 'as big as a whale', but how's your turning circle? Not great, right?
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To Me, My X-Men Comics! - Uncanny X-Men Issue 99, in which the X-Men steal a rocket and Ron Howard does a rewrite
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/to-me-my-x...
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/to-me-my-x...
To Me, My X-Men Comics! - Uncanny X-Men Issue 99
In which the X-Men steal a rocket and Ron Howard does a rewrite
newsletter.danliebke.com
November 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
To Me, My X-Men Comics! - Uncanny X-Men Issue 99, in which the X-Men steal a rocket and Ron Howard does a rewrite
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/to-me-my-x...
newsletter.danliebke.com/p/to-me-my-x...
I think my favourite part of Dune was when Dune rode a space worm down a dune.
November 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I think my favourite part of Dune was when Dune rode a space worm down a dune.
FUN FACT: 'queue' is an anagram of 'queen', but only if you turn the n upside down. In professional circles, we call this an 'auagram'. #funfact
November 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
FUN FACT: 'queue' is an anagram of 'queen', but only if you turn the n upside down. In professional circles, we call this an 'auagram'. #funfact
Real talk - a closet is a preposterous place to keep a skeleton.
November 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Real talk - a closet is a preposterous place to keep a skeleton.
“My belt keeps my pants from falling down, and if that’s not ‘utility’, Batman, I’d thank you to tell me what is.”
November 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
“My belt keeps my pants from falling down, and if that’s not ‘utility’, Batman, I’d thank you to tell me what is.”
Watched A House of Dynamite on Netflix. Pretty embarrassing for the Pentagon when the 61% success rate of its missile defense system is lower than the movie's Rotten Tomatoes score. Hope the military sorts this out, ASAP! (May I suggest a tactical strike of one-star reviews from five-star generals?)
October 31, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Watched A House of Dynamite on Netflix. Pretty embarrassing for the Pentagon when the 61% success rate of its missile defense system is lower than the movie's Rotten Tomatoes score. Hope the military sorts this out, ASAP! (May I suggest a tactical strike of one-star reviews from five-star generals?)