The Worst of Jill Hives
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Honestly could not think of a less interesting person that they could make a movie about.
January 28, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Honestly could not think of a less interesting person that they could make a movie about.
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TikTok has been under new leadership for like a day and I made a slideshow with posts from the ICE rally today and it immediately got out under review and is not being published. Incredible.
January 26, 2026 at 3:15 AM
TikTok has been under new leadership for like a day and I made a slideshow with posts from the ICE rally today and it immediately got out under review and is not being published. Incredible.
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Thei wante us talkinge alone on our phones to a demon thei created, and not goinge places and being wyth each othir yn art and joy and communitye. Thei want cinemas to shut downe, and broadwaye to go darke. Thei want wryteres to stop writinge. Thei want to give us hell and have us pay for it.
January 24, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Thei wante us talkinge alone on our phones to a demon thei created, and not goinge places and being wyth each othir yn art and joy and communitye. Thei want cinemas to shut downe, and broadwaye to go darke. Thei want wryteres to stop writinge. Thei want to give us hell and have us pay for it.
As far as celebrity impressions go, is Jennifer Coolidge the new Christopher Walken?
January 20, 2026 at 9:44 PM
As far as celebrity impressions go, is Jennifer Coolidge the new Christopher Walken?
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Carney: "American hegemony in particular helped provide public goods, a stable financial system... this bargain no longer works. Let me be direct. We are in the midst of a rupture, not a transition... recently, great powers have begun using economic integration as a weapon. Tariffs as leverage ... "
January 20, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Carney: "American hegemony in particular helped provide public goods, a stable financial system... this bargain no longer works. Let me be direct. We are in the midst of a rupture, not a transition... recently, great powers have begun using economic integration as a weapon. Tariffs as leverage ... "
What percentage of global cloud storage arrays is filled with ADHD screenshots that will either never be looked at or looked at but not understood due to total lack of context?
January 19, 2026 at 7:58 PM
What percentage of global cloud storage arrays is filled with ADHD screenshots that will either never be looked at or looked at but not understood due to total lack of context?
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no one:
the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage
the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage
January 14, 2026 at 9:09 PM
no one:
the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage
the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage
It’s past time to look at the ownership of Postmedia. The irony is that if we ever had a Chinese-owned or Indian-owned media business with the reach of Postmedia, they themselves would SCREAM about it all day every day.
January 13, 2026 at 3:53 PM
It’s past time to look at the ownership of Postmedia. The irony is that if we ever had a Chinese-owned or Indian-owned media business with the reach of Postmedia, they themselves would SCREAM about it all day every day.
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Thogh no thinge
No thinge kan keepe us togethir
We kan beat them
Forevir and evir
& we koude be heroes
just for one daye
1947-2016
No thinge kan keepe us togethir
We kan beat them
Forevir and evir
& we koude be heroes
just for one daye
1947-2016
January 11, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Thogh no thinge
No thinge kan keepe us togethir
We kan beat them
Forevir and evir
& we koude be heroes
just for one daye
1947-2016
No thinge kan keepe us togethir
We kan beat them
Forevir and evir
& we koude be heroes
just for one daye
1947-2016
If America is to survive, the cycle of a Republican administrations doing crimes and then being excused so the “nation can heal” that has gone on since Nixon, has to end in 2029. This can’t be like Watergate, Iran-Contra, War on Terror, or J6.
January 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
If America is to survive, the cycle of a Republican administrations doing crimes and then being excused so the “nation can heal” that has gone on since Nixon, has to end in 2029. This can’t be like Watergate, Iran-Contra, War on Terror, or J6.
What’s about to come out about Epstein?
January 3, 2026 at 12:01 PM
What’s about to come out about Epstein?
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Saw Bluesky described as where elder millennials go to retire from the internet, and immediately felt the peace that passes all understanding wash over me. None of have to struggle any longer. We completed our time.
December 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Saw Bluesky described as where elder millennials go to retire from the internet, and immediately felt the peace that passes all understanding wash over me. None of have to struggle any longer. We completed our time.
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A reminder that Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra’s parents emigrated here during a period when Italians were considered to be a genetically inferior and criminal-minded underclass that Stephen Miller’s racist predecessors said should be excluded from America
December 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
A reminder that Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra’s parents emigrated here during a period when Italians were considered to be a genetically inferior and criminal-minded underclass that Stephen Miller’s racist predecessors said should be excluded from America
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Biblically accurate monster trucks.
December 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Biblically accurate monster trucks.
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The Abundance movement often points to environmental groups as the obstacles to building. But who actually files the lawsuits blocking projects? It’s not environmental groups. It’s been lawyered-up HOAs protecting property values all along. Regulation by litigation is the problem.
December 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The Abundance movement often points to environmental groups as the obstacles to building. But who actually files the lawsuits blocking projects? It’s not environmental groups. It’s been lawyered-up HOAs protecting property values all along. Regulation by litigation is the problem.
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“It’s called separation of powers—we separate you from your powers!”
a 1973 political cartoon from Herb Block still works for today
a 1973 political cartoon from Herb Block still works for today
December 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
“It’s called separation of powers—we separate you from your powers!”
a 1973 political cartoon from Herb Block still works for today
a 1973 political cartoon from Herb Block still works for today
Apparently someone at Vanity Fair was like, “Hey remember those really gross closeup shots in Ren and Stimpy?”
December 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Apparently someone at Vanity Fair was like, “Hey remember those really gross closeup shots in Ren and Stimpy?”
Okay, I acknowledge this is a very boomer take, but I stumbled on a clip from 1984’s The Natural, and honestly when was the last time films looked that good? Like I know we can do lots of cool shit with VFX now and everything, but damn, we’ve lost something.
December 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Okay, I acknowledge this is a very boomer take, but I stumbled on a clip from 1984’s The Natural, and honestly when was the last time films looked that good? Like I know we can do lots of cool shit with VFX now and everything, but damn, we’ve lost something.
Toronto has not figured out how to be a major city. We were supposed be a second-rate declining rust belt town until Rene Lévesque got elected.
It’s insane that within just a few weeks, two of Canada’s major cities opened polar opposite transit systems.
REM - An extension to a high frequency, fast, fully automated metro system
Finch West - A many years late, over budget, disastrously slow light rail line
REM - An extension to a high frequency, fast, fully automated metro system
Finch West - A many years late, over budget, disastrously slow light rail line
Finch
REM
REM
December 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Toronto has not figured out how to be a major city. We were supposed be a second-rate declining rust belt town until Rene Lévesque got elected.
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Remaining politically unbiased requires staying neutral on matters like evidence, relevant past behavior, clear patterns, obvious lies, and observable truth, which is worth remembering whenever somebody starts complaining about political bias.
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Remaining politically unbiased requires staying neutral on matters like evidence, relevant past behavior, clear patterns, obvious lies, and observable truth, which is worth remembering whenever somebody starts complaining about political bias.
This isn’t even satire in Toronto, I’m sure the right wing nepobabies on city council literally say this.
December 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This isn’t even satire in Toronto, I’m sure the right wing nepobabies on city council literally say this.
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THE MAN IN THE RIVER
Once there was a wise man, who travelled to strange lands, and as he travelled, he came to the bank of a winding river. Edging the bank were houses, set at distances from one another. The wise man walked upstream, watching the slow current carry leaves and twigs past him.
Once there was a wise man, who travelled to strange lands, and as he travelled, he came to the bank of a winding river. Edging the bank were houses, set at distances from one another. The wise man walked upstream, watching the slow current carry leaves and twigs past him.
January 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
THE MAN IN THE RIVER
Once there was a wise man, who travelled to strange lands, and as he travelled, he came to the bank of a winding river. Edging the bank were houses, set at distances from one another. The wise man walked upstream, watching the slow current carry leaves and twigs past him.
Once there was a wise man, who travelled to strange lands, and as he travelled, he came to the bank of a winding river. Edging the bank were houses, set at distances from one another. The wise man walked upstream, watching the slow current carry leaves and twigs past him.