Chris 🌼
@dandeliongoddess.bsky.social
She/her - unironically enthusiastic - photography student 📸 - possibly a woodland nymph 🌿 - holding onto hope & optimism & kindness through gritted teeth 💛
Today’s purple category in Connections read like a satire of ridiculous Connections categories.
July 6, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Today’s purple category in Connections read like a satire of ridiculous Connections categories.
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I do love my phone but it does of course contain the horrors
May 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I do love my phone but it does of course contain the horrors
My husband just walked into the room and said said “hey did you know that a member of Robin Hood’s Merry Men was also famous for passing around pamphlets about turtles and deadly infectious diseases? His name was Little John Green.”
March 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
My husband just walked into the room and said said “hey did you know that a member of Robin Hood’s Merry Men was also famous for passing around pamphlets about turtles and deadly infectious diseases? His name was Little John Green.”
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once again I have to invoke the specter of Ronald Wilson Reagan, who is in Hell now. under Reagan, the term "government spending" was effectively demonized. fuck you, Reaganite ghouls! spending money, on its people and their needs, is the function of government! public works are good! say so!
March 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
once again I have to invoke the specter of Ronald Wilson Reagan, who is in Hell now. under Reagan, the term "government spending" was effectively demonized. fuck you, Reaganite ghouls! spending money, on its people and their needs, is the function of government! public works are good! say so!
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i love being born in a generational cusp year bc i claim the generation that has been pissing me off the least at any given moment
March 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
i love being born in a generational cusp year bc i claim the generation that has been pissing me off the least at any given moment
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It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
February 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation.
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!
This is not a good time, just historically, to be someone a fuckton of medical anxiety I tell you hwat
Like don’t get me wrong, medieval Europe would have been worse probably but
Like don’t get me wrong, medieval Europe would have been worse probably but
February 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This is not a good time, just historically, to be someone a fuckton of medical anxiety I tell you hwat
Like don’t get me wrong, medieval Europe would have been worse probably but
Like don’t get me wrong, medieval Europe would have been worse probably but
Yknow, I have many a regret in my life. But you know what’s not one of them? Leaving the area where I grew up and never looking back.
(I fully respect the people I know who stayed to try to make the place better, but I know that could never be me)
(I fully respect the people I know who stayed to try to make the place better, but I know that could never be me)
February 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Yknow, I have many a regret in my life. But you know what’s not one of them? Leaving the area where I grew up and never looking back.
(I fully respect the people I know who stayed to try to make the place better, but I know that could never be me)
(I fully respect the people I know who stayed to try to make the place better, but I know that could never be me)
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This is your daily reminder.
It is time to step away from the internet and pet a cat or something.
A dog also works.
If no pets are available, read a book or bake some bread or something.
It is time to step away from the internet and pet a cat or something.
A dog also works.
If no pets are available, read a book or bake some bread or something.
February 19, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This is your daily reminder.
It is time to step away from the internet and pet a cat or something.
A dog also works.
If no pets are available, read a book or bake some bread or something.
It is time to step away from the internet and pet a cat or something.
A dog also works.
If no pets are available, read a book or bake some bread or something.
The theme of my life lately has been reality making an absolute fool out of my silly brain. Like, I’ll spend an entire weekend spiraling over an imagined worst case scenario, only for the actual truth to be better than what I thought was the best case scenario. And I’m glad for it but also like
a cartoon of alice in a jar with the words oh dear i do wish i had n't cried so much below her
Alt: a cartoon of Alice from Alice in Wonderland in a jar, with the words “oh dear, I do wish I hadn't cried so much” below her
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February 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The theme of my life lately has been reality making an absolute fool out of my silly brain. Like, I’ll spend an entire weekend spiraling over an imagined worst case scenario, only for the actual truth to be better than what I thought was the best case scenario. And I’m glad for it but also like
I love kids so much for many reasons, but possibly the top reason is that you can reliably do one of, like, three bits and they eat it up every. Single. Time.
Like, all I had to do was pretend to be bad at numbers and the kids across the hibachi table tonight became my biggest fans. I love it.
Like, all I had to do was pretend to be bad at numbers and the kids across the hibachi table tonight became my biggest fans. I love it.
February 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I love kids so much for many reasons, but possibly the top reason is that you can reliably do one of, like, three bits and they eat it up every. Single. Time.
Like, all I had to do was pretend to be bad at numbers and the kids across the hibachi table tonight became my biggest fans. I love it.
Like, all I had to do was pretend to be bad at numbers and the kids across the hibachi table tonight became my biggest fans. I love it.
You never realize how unhinged your online communities are until you have to say to your husband, “hey so I technically helped a fourth tier English soccer team buy a player” or “fyi I’ll be spending most of Valentine’s Day watching those podcast brothers be a more unhinged than usual. For charity!”
February 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
You never realize how unhinged your online communities are until you have to say to your husband, “hey so I technically helped a fourth tier English soccer team buy a player” or “fyi I’ll be spending most of Valentine’s Day watching those podcast brothers be a more unhinged than usual. For charity!”
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i love valentine’s day and i’m tired of pretending i don’t!!
February 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
i love valentine’s day and i’m tired of pretending i don’t!!
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Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up
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Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up
TORONTO—In a stunning twist to the feud between the two hip-hop artists, Drake reportedly dropped a new track Monday inviting Kendrick Lamar out to coffee so they could clear things up. “The truth is,...
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February 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up
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Weird thing about having a uterus: a while ago I realized that right before my cycle starts, I often have a cry about how much I love my cat. So I half-jokingly started tracking it as a PMS symptom and…yeah turns out it’s arguably my most reliable sign that I need to have that menstrual cup ready 😭
February 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Weird thing about having a uterus: a while ago I realized that right before my cycle starts, I often have a cry about how much I love my cat. So I half-jokingly started tracking it as a PMS symptom and…yeah turns out it’s arguably my most reliable sign that I need to have that menstrual cup ready 😭
The thing is, I’ve been so good at seeming normal until somebody brings up car dependency in front of me, then I’m all “it’s not just that we’re a large country, China is larger and has high speed rail” this & “I hate Robert Moses” that. And yes I was the one who brought it up in the first place but
February 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The thing is, I’ve been so good at seeming normal until somebody brings up car dependency in front of me, then I’m all “it’s not just that we’re a large country, China is larger and has high speed rail” this & “I hate Robert Moses” that. And yes I was the one who brought it up in the first place but
I recently started school for the first time in a decade and…I keep getting off guard by reminders that I’m smart (and always have been) and revelations that I’m a decent student (moreso than I was in my youth)?? And it’s very confusing for my Anxiety Brain, which is convinced I’m the Worst Ever
February 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I recently started school for the first time in a decade and…I keep getting off guard by reminders that I’m smart (and always have been) and revelations that I’m a decent student (moreso than I was in my youth)?? And it’s very confusing for my Anxiety Brain, which is convinced I’m the Worst Ever
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I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world
January 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world
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If you say we abandon red states, you kill a lot of dear friends of mine so fuck right off with that. We don't leave gerrymandered, vulnerable, decent people behind because of a zip code, you sanctimonious dicks.
January 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
If you say we abandon red states, you kill a lot of dear friends of mine so fuck right off with that. We don't leave gerrymandered, vulnerable, decent people behind because of a zip code, you sanctimonious dicks.
Trying to decide if the best part of Dropout live tonight was 1. Vic Michaelis exorcist-walking through a “Jamba Juice,” 2. Watching a beautiful musical about two women falling in love in seminary Zoom classes, or 3. Getting to genuinely tell a stranger where Sam Reich is from (iykyk)
January 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Trying to decide if the best part of Dropout live tonight was 1. Vic Michaelis exorcist-walking through a “Jamba Juice,” 2. Watching a beautiful musical about two women falling in love in seminary Zoom classes, or 3. Getting to genuinely tell a stranger where Sam Reich is from (iykyk)
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Yes musicals are cool sometimes
January 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Yes musicals are cool sometimes
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Remember, no matter what some government run by a fascist says - you are who you say you are. You define yourself. No one else. The state & powerful try to dictate our bodies to control & exploit us - our labor, our energy, our lives - for themselves. But you get to choose yourself. Fuck ‘em.
January 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Remember, no matter what some government run by a fascist says - you are who you say you are. You define yourself. No one else. The state & powerful try to dictate our bodies to control & exploit us - our labor, our energy, our lives - for themselves. But you get to choose yourself. Fuck ‘em.
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Today and in the coming days, remember
January 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Today and in the coming days, remember
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TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime
January 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
TikTok is back but like, in the way your long lost son appears on your doorstep after a mysterious disappearance & he looks & sounds the same but he’s harboring a dark secret and ok lemme turn off Lifetime