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Chris 🌼
@dandeliongoddess.bsky.social
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She/her - unironically enthusiastic - photography student 📸 - possibly a woodland nymph 🌿 - holding onto hope & optimism & kindness through gritted teeth 💛
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A screenshot of a text I send to my husband saying “is it ok if I spent $12 from joint account for a crab subscription for charity? Ok if not!”
February 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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A screenshot from the P4A livestream in which John Green has a mullet and Hank (Honk) Green is a goose
February 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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A cropped image of a sea lion between two annoyed people, cropped from the famous comic that originated the term “sealioning”
February 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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See there’s your problem, you have it set to J for “just closed my boobs in the door” when you should have it set to G for Gazoonkas.

I Gazoonka, you Gazoonka, he she me Gazoonka? Gazoonkaing, Gazoonkology, the study of Gazoonkas?! It’s first grade, SpongeBob!
Screencap of Patrick and SpongeBob in the Wumbo scene
December 19, 2024 at 3:12 AM
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A picture of the fictional character Luigi from Nintendo games (symbolic of nothing, legally speaking)
December 14, 2024 at 5:26 AM
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I need you to know that I hadn’t seen the news yet (though I can guess now from context) so I literally enacted this meme out loud upon reading this
November 19, 2024 at 10:43 PM