Dana
@danatyphon.bsky.social
Somewhat successful gardener; less than successful writer. Hill person and sometimes historian. Warden to my beloved Mathonwy 💍⚔️❤️. (They/Them/Their/Theirs)
My mocha turned out really well, today is a good day after all!
Work is boring, time to drink a mocha!
January 23, 2026 at 2:00 PM
My mocha turned out really well, today is a good day after all!
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In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.
I have translated some of the highlights
I have translated some of the highlights
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.
I have translated some of the highlights
I have translated some of the highlights
Work is boring, time to drink a mocha!
January 23, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Work is boring, time to drink a mocha!
I've already achieved a lot this year: Earlier I noticed the TV volume was at 31, but it sounded fine so I just left it.
January 19, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I've already achieved a lot this year: Earlier I noticed the TV volume was at 31, but it sounded fine so I just left it.
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Cocksure implies the existence of henambivalent.
December 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Cocksure implies the existence of henambivalent.
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If we truly couldn’t change sex, they wouldn’t be trying so fucking hard to stop us, would they
spare us from the cis allies who are always like "nobody saying that you can change your sex" and "we're talking about gender not sex, they're very different." stop it.
July 22, 2025 at 11:35 AM
If we truly couldn’t change sex, they wouldn’t be trying so fucking hard to stop us, would they
Doing a great job of getting through the day without coffee, only to realize I actually drank two cups of coffee without even noticing!
December 17, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Doing a great job of getting through the day without coffee, only to realize I actually drank two cups of coffee without even noticing!
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if you ever think "should i get a coffee?" the answer is yes. its always yes. there is never a bad day, time, or place for a coffee. God made those little black beans to be made into a drinkable slurry, now drink up!
November 30, 2025 at 11:11 AM
if you ever think "should i get a coffee?" the answer is yes. its always yes. there is never a bad day, time, or place for a coffee. God made those little black beans to be made into a drinkable slurry, now drink up!
Did I put on my They Live glasses by mistake today, or are For Women Scotland just marching with signs that say "Obey"?
November 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Did I put on my They Live glasses by mistake today, or are For Women Scotland just marching with signs that say "Obey"?
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It's not stranger than fiction. This is the plot of Highlander fucking 2.
A 25-person startup is developing technology to block the sun and turn down the planet’s thermostat.
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It's not stranger than fiction. This is the plot of Highlander fucking 2.
I had a dream that I was on Family Feud and the category was "Things you have that you wouldn't expect someone else to have." I panicked and said. "My skeleton."
The host was like. "Ha ha, that's not in the survey." So I said. "There must be a lot of sickos in your audience, then."
The host was like. "Ha ha, that's not in the survey." So I said. "There must be a lot of sickos in your audience, then."
October 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I had a dream that I was on Family Feud and the category was "Things you have that you wouldn't expect someone else to have." I panicked and said. "My skeleton."
The host was like. "Ha ha, that's not in the survey." So I said. "There must be a lot of sickos in your audience, then."
The host was like. "Ha ha, that's not in the survey." So I said. "There must be a lot of sickos in your audience, then."
There's a clod of weird brown stuff on my Presbyterian book. I feel like I just experienced the polar opposite of a Eucharistic miracle.
October 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
There's a clod of weird brown stuff on my Presbyterian book. I feel like I just experienced the polar opposite of a Eucharistic miracle.
I'm suffering from post-viral depression today. It's like a first level boss coming back as a regular enemy.
September 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I'm suffering from post-viral depression today. It's like a first level boss coming back as a regular enemy.
The rapture van was just here to collect me, but I hid until they left. It was clever to disguise it as a Royal Mail van but I wasn't fooled.
September 23, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The rapture van was just here to collect me, but I hid until they left. It was clever to disguise it as a Royal Mail van but I wasn't fooled.
I guess we couldn't think of any other job titles to name Jason Statham films after
September 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I guess we couldn't think of any other job titles to name Jason Statham films after
So apparently I can still use Bluesky in the UK, but I can't use DMs. Anyone who wants to tell me something will just have to @me instead!
September 4, 2025 at 7:51 PM
So apparently I can still use Bluesky in the UK, but I can't use DMs. Anyone who wants to tell me something will just have to @me instead!
I watched the Jordan Peterson thing, and I'm convinced that being obviously wrong all the time is the secret to his success. He's basically a target drone in debates but that keeps him prominent as long as he never runs out of things to say, which he never will
May 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I watched the Jordan Peterson thing, and I'm convinced that being obviously wrong all the time is the secret to his success. He's basically a target drone in debates but that keeps him prominent as long as he never runs out of things to say, which he never will
Strong petrichor smell! We were well overdue for some rain.
May 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Strong petrichor smell! We were well overdue for some rain.
AI fake history pictures are worse than regular fake pictures, not because they're fake, but because too many people think they're using image generators to make something real.
May 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
AI fake history pictures are worse than regular fake pictures, not because they're fake, but because too many people think they're using image generators to make something real.
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May 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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Dana's Review of "Mad God":
"It's just too many things turning to goo."
"It's just too many things turning to goo."
May 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Dana's Review of "Mad God":
"It's just too many things turning to goo."
"It's just too many things turning to goo."
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I had no idea samurai in feudal Japan were that dedicated to troubleshooting Flash
May 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I had no idea samurai in feudal Japan were that dedicated to troubleshooting Flash
My most controversial political take is that it's OK for a republic to contain petty kingdoms.
May 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My most controversial political take is that it's OK for a republic to contain petty kingdoms.
Having long hair is nice but sometimes now I go to take a bite of sandwich or something and I somehow get a whole mouthful of hair.
May 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Having long hair is nice but sometimes now I go to take a bite of sandwich or something and I somehow get a whole mouthful of hair.