Jason Dakins
@dakins.bsky.social
I guess we’re doing this here as well…
The nonsensical ramblings of a part-time alcoholic. BMX-Beer-Bands-Baseball, not necessarily in that order.
The nonsensical ramblings of a part-time alcoholic. BMX-Beer-Bands-Baseball, not necessarily in that order.
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The Brewers trading away Freddy Peralta and his $8 million salary because they'd rather save the money is worse for baseball than whatever payroll games the Dodgers are playing.
January 22, 2026 at 2:29 AM
The Brewers trading away Freddy Peralta and his $8 million salary because they'd rather save the money is worse for baseball than whatever payroll games the Dodgers are playing.
Fuck salary caps. Give me a salary floor.
Unless of course, you’re referring to the salary of the owners, in which case I say “yes please”.
Unless of course, you’re referring to the salary of the owners, in which case I say “yes please”.
BREAKING: It's “a 100 percent certainty” that MLB owners will push for a salary cap after Kyle Tucker’s free agency agreement with the Los Angeles Dodgers, a source tells @evandrellich.bsky.social.
January 20, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Fuck salary caps. Give me a salary floor.
Unless of course, you’re referring to the salary of the owners, in which case I say “yes please”.
Unless of course, you’re referring to the salary of the owners, in which case I say “yes please”.
This is absolutely perfect.
I didn’t expect them to go full-retro.
I didn’t expect them to go full-retro.
RT @MLB: The @BlueJays have released a new logo for 2026 to celebrate their 50th season🔥
January 20, 2026 at 11:30 PM
This is absolutely perfect.
I didn’t expect them to go full-retro.
I didn’t expect them to go full-retro.
Pour one out for the best cat that has ever, or will ever live.
💔💔💔🐈
💔💔💔🐈
January 18, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Pour one out for the best cat that has ever, or will ever live.
💔💔💔🐈
💔💔💔🐈
Oh great, here we go again with the turf bullshit.
January 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Oh great, here we go again with the turf bullshit.
Bo getting a higher AAV than Judge is absolute madness of the highest order
Revised the Highest AAV table I made for the Kyle Tucker deal to remove Blake Snell, whose deferred money drops his AAV out of the top 10, and to add Bo Bichette, who just signed with the Mets.
January 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Bo getting a higher AAV than Judge is absolute madness of the highest order
Jays love to talk a big game about building from within, until it’s time to pay up to keep said players
(Vlad excluded, thank fuck)
There must be something in his medicals they just aren’t comfortable with.
(Vlad excluded, thank fuck)
There must be something in his medicals they just aren’t comfortable with.
January 16, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Jays love to talk a big game about building from within, until it’s time to pay up to keep said players
(Vlad excluded, thank fuck)
There must be something in his medicals they just aren’t comfortable with.
(Vlad excluded, thank fuck)
There must be something in his medicals they just aren’t comfortable with.
This is infuriating. How do you not keep a guy you drafted and developed when you’ve offered a ridiculous amount of money to other players the past few offseasons?!
January 16, 2026 at 5:26 PM
This is infuriating. How do you not keep a guy you drafted and developed when you’ve offered a ridiculous amount of money to other players the past few offseasons?!
This has been a rough 24 hours
January 16, 2026 at 5:20 PM
This has been a rough 24 hours
Just gonna walk into the sea at this point.
Bo Bichette is in agreement with the Mets on a 3-year contract.
January 16, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Just gonna walk into the sea at this point.
To be 100% clear, I’m not upset with the Dodgers, you are supposed to spend to make your team as strong as it can possibly be.
I’m upset that nobody else is trying even close to as hard as they are.
I’m upset that nobody else is trying even close to as hard as they are.
January 16, 2026 at 2:55 PM
To be 100% clear, I’m not upset with the Dodgers, you are supposed to spend to make your team as strong as it can possibly be.
I’m upset that nobody else is trying even close to as hard as they are.
I’m upset that nobody else is trying even close to as hard as they are.
I mean, if things in the world keep going the way they’ve been going there won’t even be a baseball season anyway so 🤷♂️
January 16, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I mean, if things in the world keep going the way they’ve been going there won’t even be a baseball season anyway so 🤷♂️
This just makes me even more pissed that they lost the WS by the smallest possible margin last year.
Ughhhhh
Ughhhhh
January 16, 2026 at 3:09 AM
This just makes me even more pissed that they lost the WS by the smallest possible margin last year.
Ughhhhh
Ughhhhh
I’ve seen this movie before.
DRIVE THE FUCKING DUMP TRUCK UP TO BO’S FRONT DOOR FFS.
DRIVE THE FUCKING DUMP TRUCK UP TO BO’S FRONT DOOR FFS.
January 16, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I’ve seen this movie before.
DRIVE THE FUCKING DUMP TRUCK UP TO BO’S FRONT DOOR FFS.
DRIVE THE FUCKING DUMP TRUCK UP TO BO’S FRONT DOOR FFS.
What in the actual fuck are we even doing here?
January 16, 2026 at 2:58 AM
What in the actual fuck are we even doing here?
I knew there was a reason this was my favourite Christmas movie.
Other than all of the hilarity.
Other than all of the hilarity.
More and more are saying Christmas Vacation is a Marxist critique of capitalism badfaithtimes.com/christmas-va...
December 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I knew there was a reason this was my favourite Christmas movie.
Other than all of the hilarity.
Other than all of the hilarity.
It would have been a lot more fun if Pete Alonso wasn’t in the AL East.
December 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
It would have been a lot more fun if Pete Alonso wasn’t in the AL East.
The gift is fucking horrendous, but I wanted to also point out the fact that the reveal is not even inside the actual cake.
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The gift is fucking horrendous, but I wanted to also point out the fact that the reveal is not even inside the actual cake.
You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me with this shit.
BREAKING: Free agent pitcher Edwin Diaz and the Dodgers are in agreement on a deal, a league source tells The Athletic.
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me with this shit.
The amount of time it took me to find and order a white-pannel WS hat, only to get an email a month later telling me it wasn’t actually available is such a piss-off.
December 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The amount of time it took me to find and order a white-pannel WS hat, only to get an email a month later telling me it wasn’t actually available is such a piss-off.
Hey, here’s a fun idea, how about making do the exact fucking opposite?
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says AI will unleash a wave of new ideas and unfinished projects—leaving people busier, not freer, as “everybody’s jobs will be different.” trib.al/i8LvkCC
Nvidia CEO says AI will actually make everyone a lot busier: 'Everybody's jobs will be different' | Fortune
“I would say that there's every evidence that we will be more productive and yet still be busier because we have so many ideas,” Jensen Huang said.
trib.al
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Hey, here’s a fun idea, how about making do the exact fucking opposite?
Desperately trying to come up with a “Ponce’s pants” joke.
a cartoon of a man praying in front of a church window
ALT: a cartoon of a man praying in front of a church window
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Desperately trying to come up with a “Ponce’s pants” joke.
Sounds good to me.
Blue Jays are in agreement with Cody Ponce on a deal that further augments their rotation per sources.
@ken-rosenthal.bsky.social was first & Passan says the deal is for $30 million over three years
@ken-rosenthal.bsky.social was first & Passan says the deal is for $30 million over three years
December 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Sounds good to me.
Things. They are happening.
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Things. They are happening.
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