Jason Dakins
@dakins.bsky.social
I guess we’re doing this here as well…
The nonsensical ramblings of a part-time alcoholic. BMX-Beer-Bands-Baseball, not necessarily in that order.
The nonsensical ramblings of a part-time alcoholic. BMX-Beer-Bands-Baseball, not necessarily in that order.
I knew there was a reason this was my favourite Christmas movie.
Other than all of the hilarity.
Other than all of the hilarity.
More and more are saying Christmas Vacation is a Marxist critique of capitalism badfaithtimes.com/christmas-va...
December 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I knew there was a reason this was my favourite Christmas movie.
Other than all of the hilarity.
Other than all of the hilarity.
It would have been a lot more fun if Pete Alonso wasn’t in the AL East.
December 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
It would have been a lot more fun if Pete Alonso wasn’t in the AL East.
The gift is fucking horrendous, but I wanted to also point out the fact that the reveal is not even inside the actual cake.
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
The gift is fucking horrendous, but I wanted to also point out the fact that the reveal is not even inside the actual cake.
You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me with this shit.
BREAKING: Free agent pitcher Edwin Diaz and the Dodgers are in agreement on a deal, a league source tells The Athletic.
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me with this shit.
The amount of time it took me to find and order a white-pannel WS hat, only to get an email a month later telling me it wasn’t actually available is such a piss-off.
December 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The amount of time it took me to find and order a white-pannel WS hat, only to get an email a month later telling me it wasn’t actually available is such a piss-off.
Hey, here’s a fun idea, how about making do the exact fucking opposite?
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says AI will unleash a wave of new ideas and unfinished projects—leaving people busier, not freer, as “everybody’s jobs will be different.” trib.al/i8LvkCC
Nvidia CEO says AI will actually make everyone a lot busier: 'Everybody's jobs will be different' | Fortune
“I would say that there's every evidence that we will be more productive and yet still be busier because we have so many ideas,” Jensen Huang said.
trib.al
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Hey, here’s a fun idea, how about making do the exact fucking opposite?
Desperately trying to come up with a “Ponce’s pants” joke.
a cartoon of a man praying in front of a church window
ALT: a cartoon of a man praying in front of a church window
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December 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Desperately trying to come up with a “Ponce’s pants” joke.
Sounds good to me.
Blue Jays are in agreement with Cody Ponce on a deal that further augments their rotation per sources.
@ken-rosenthal.bsky.social was first & Passan says the deal is for $30 million over three years
@ken-rosenthal.bsky.social was first & Passan says the deal is for $30 million over three years
December 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Sounds good to me.
Things. They are happening.
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Things. They are happening.
Reposted by Jason Dakins
Reposted by Jason Dakins
Highest swing and miss rate induced, 2025 qualified pitchers:
Dylan Cease: 33.4%
Tarik Skubal: 32.5%
Jesús Luzardo: 30.8%
Cristopher Sánchez: 30.4%
Dylan Cease: 33.4%
Tarik Skubal: 32.5%
Jesús Luzardo: 30.8%
Cristopher Sánchez: 30.4%
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Highest swing and miss rate induced, 2025 qualified pitchers:
Dylan Cease: 33.4%
Tarik Skubal: 32.5%
Jesús Luzardo: 30.8%
Cristopher Sánchez: 30.4%
Dylan Cease: 33.4%
Tarik Skubal: 32.5%
Jesús Luzardo: 30.8%
Cristopher Sánchez: 30.4%
Baseball awards have always been dumb.
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Baseball awards have always been dumb.
You mean Bieber didn’t want to go back to CLE?
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
You mean Bieber didn’t want to go back to CLE?
Anyway, gonna go dark on here for a while.
Maybe till spring training 2026.
Gonna take a long time to process this.
Waited 32 years to experience it while I’m old enough to actually remember it.
This hurts.
Maybe till spring training 2026.
Gonna take a long time to process this.
Waited 32 years to experience it while I’m old enough to actually remember it.
This hurts.
November 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Anyway, gonna go dark on here for a while.
Maybe till spring training 2026.
Gonna take a long time to process this.
Waited 32 years to experience it while I’m old enough to actually remember it.
This hurts.
Maybe till spring training 2026.
Gonna take a long time to process this.
Waited 32 years to experience it while I’m old enough to actually remember it.
This hurts.
2015 ALCS all over again.
Shame they had to cancel the WS again this year.
Someone should really look into this issue.
Shame they had to cancel the WS again this year.
Someone should really look into this issue.
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
2015 ALCS all over again.
Shame they had to cancel the WS again this year.
Someone should really look into this issue.
Shame they had to cancel the WS again this year.
Someone should really look into this issue.
Vlad is the actual MVP of that series BTW.
Don’t care what anyone says.
Nobody gave more of themselves to win this postseason.
Don’t care what anyone says.
Nobody gave more of themselves to win this postseason.
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Vlad is the actual MVP of that series BTW.
Don’t care what anyone says.
Nobody gave more of themselves to win this postseason.
Don’t care what anyone says.
Nobody gave more of themselves to win this postseason.
Yet again, Jays are the better team in the postseason, yet don’t come away with the ultimate prize.
Was a great ride, but that doesn’t make it any less of a gut-punch.
Was a great ride, but that doesn’t make it any less of a gut-punch.
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Yet again, Jays are the better team in the postseason, yet don’t come away with the ultimate prize.
Was a great ride, but that doesn’t make it any less of a gut-punch.
Was a great ride, but that doesn’t make it any less of a gut-punch.
The worst part of this? Everyone is going to be talking about how “great” this series was for decades.
Feels like the ultimate rug-pull to me. Going to be a long time until I can look back as this and be ok with it.
Feels like the ultimate rug-pull to me. Going to be a long time until I can look back as this and be ok with it.
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The worst part of this? Everyone is going to be talking about how “great” this series was for decades.
Feels like the ultimate rug-pull to me. Going to be a long time until I can look back as this and be ok with it.
Feels like the ultimate rug-pull to me. Going to be a long time until I can look back as this and be ok with it.
Someone get me a 4K image of the foot on home plate.
I need definitive proof the Jays didn’t score that run.
I need definitive proof the Jays didn’t score that run.
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Someone get me a 4K image of the foot on home plate.
I need definitive proof the Jays didn’t score that run.
I need definitive proof the Jays didn’t score that run.
What an absolutely horrible way to lose a WS.
Winning until the absolute last possible moment of the top of the 9th.
Then bases loaded and cant catch a break.
Just so very, very cruel.
Winning until the absolute last possible moment of the top of the 9th.
Then bases loaded and cant catch a break.
Just so very, very cruel.
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
What an absolutely horrible way to lose a WS.
Winning until the absolute last possible moment of the top of the 9th.
Then bases loaded and cant catch a break.
Just so very, very cruel.
Winning until the absolute last possible moment of the top of the 9th.
Then bases loaded and cant catch a break.
Just so very, very cruel.
It simultaneously felt like they were never in that game, yet they were going to find a way to win it.
Not sure how to feel other than disappointment right now.
Not sure how to feel other than disappointment right now.
November 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
It simultaneously felt like they were never in that game, yet they were going to find a way to win it.
Not sure how to feel other than disappointment right now.
Not sure how to feel other than disappointment right now.
That was such a shitty way to end a game.
November 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
That was such a shitty way to end a game.
That was a fucking nightmare game. Tomorrow is going to be hard to watch if they don’t get an early lead.
November 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
That was a fucking nightmare game. Tomorrow is going to be hard to watch if they don’t get an early lead.