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Daisy
@daisyshylass.bsky.social
Doooom & Gloooom, glitter & shiny shit, pretentious poetry, Wiggles, Christmas, crap jokes, photos, nature, socially unfit.

Naughty stories 18+: https://www.lushstories.com/profile/Shylass
Nicer stories All Ages: https://www.storiesspace.com/profile/daisy
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[Insert incredibly witty, hilarious, astute, cuttingly brilliant flap* here]

*I suppose it's not a tweet from a little bird, and butterflies are silent, but they flap their wings, so...🤷‍♀️
Here's something for those of you needing a fantasy Frightening Friday, instead of real life Frightening Everything!

#Horror #HorrorCommunity #Podcasts #HorrorFilms #HorrorMovies
Happy Friday everybody! Don't forget to check out our latest episode on Jennifer's Body and Ginger Snaps with special guest, psychologist Katie Evans!

Enjoy and tell us what you think. Have a great weekend!

pod.link/1802719820/e...

#horror
#horrorsky
#podcast
#feminsm
February 6, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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Somebody has sent me a DM on here. 😱

I'm so sorry, I'm afraid I can't read it, as Bluesky won't let me even verify my face (I can't blame them, to be honest).

So if it was you who DMd me, and you see this, please let me know, and I'll see if I can find a way around it.

🤗💖
February 5, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Somebody has sent me a DM on here. 😱

I'm so sorry, I'm afraid I can't read it, as Bluesky won't let me even verify my face (I can't blame them, to be honest).

So if it was you who DMd me, and you see this, please let me know, and I'll see if I can find a way around it.

🤗💖
February 5, 2026 at 12:28 PM
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Live online this coming Wednesday.
More info & bookings, here:
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/the-mediae...
January 25, 2026 at 11:49 AM
If more people went away, life would be a lot easier.
January 15, 2026 at 10:54 AM
"For everything else, there's Mastercard."

This is definitely worth a watch, for multiple reasons. 🌟
January 12, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I've been avoiding saying the typical greeting since at least 2017, as it kept getting worse & worse.

I tried many different iterations, & even given up for a few years.

This year? BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES, FOLKS, IT'S GOING TO GET EVEN MESSIER - GOOD LUCK, US! 😣

#NewYear2026
January 1, 2026 at 12:45 AM
🎉EXCITING NEWS!🎉

The @weirdxmas.bsky.social show, featuring weirdy wonderful freaky fiction (or is it?!) is LIVE!🎄

And MY STORY MADE IT (just )!🥰

I can't share it with family/friends for anonymity & disgusted judgement reasons, so I can only tell YOU! Please give it a listen.🌟

#Podcast #Authors
December 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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"The holly in the windy hedge
And round the Manor House the yew
Will soon be stripped to deck the ledge,
The altar, font and arch and pew,
So that the villagers can say
'The church looks nice' on Christmas Day."

- Betjeman
(My village church in the snow)
#BookWormSat #poetry #Christmas
December 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Each door of the History & Heritage Yorkshire Advent Calendar reveals a festive nugget of history, folklore and traditions, curious snippets and the events that shaped the region. Please enlarge the image to read. #AdventCalendar #Heritage #Yorkshire #fFolklore #lFoodandDrink #Chritsmas
December 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Do any of you have plans for today?

I humbly suggest that we just try to survive it, and feck everything else.
December 4, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Hey, #Authors & #Writers,

@weirdxmas.bsky.social is doing a great thing for all who love to finger*-spew words into narrative form. Please check out his website to find out exactly what for & why he's looking for funding. Exciting!

*or voice-to-text-spew

➡️ weirdchristmas.com/2025/11/16/h...
December 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Each door of the History & Heritage Yorkshire Advent Calendar reveals a festive nugget of history, folklore and traditions, curious snippets and the events that shaped the region.
Please enlarge the image to read. #AdventCalendar #Heritage #Yorkshire #CharlesDickens #AChristmasCarol
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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What amazes me, is how you get so much custard out of such a small cat.
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 PM
It is one of life's greatest tragickal upsets, that upon quoting both Blackadder and Bottom in the same multi-person conversation, nobody else gets the references, because they've never seen either.

😭
November 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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The endarkenment continues.
My alma mater, Leicester University, is dissolving its Geology Department leading to the loss of 14 staff. Palaeo is being completely axed, despite Leicester's long and storied history in this area (and its current strengths). Please sign this petition!!: www.change.org/p/save-geolo...
Sign the Petition
Save Geology at the University of Leicester
www.change.org
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
⚠️☣⚠️TEN DAYS!⚠️☣⚠️

TEN DAYS TO GRAB YOUR CHANCE AT WORLD NOTORIETY BY PENNING YOUR WACKIEST WORDS AND SPEWING YOUR TWISTED FESTIVE FEASTS OF STORYLINES INTO SNARKY SANTA'S WEIRDY LIST!

Limit is 350 words (I can fart for longer than it takes to read that), so do your Strangest!

#Authors #Competition
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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CAN ANY OF YOU WITH TIKTOK GO AND INTERACT, RESHARE etc this video? My sis has wanted to boost her account for her art work FOR YEARS and this is catching the algorithm. Would appreciate your help 😀 vm.tiktok.com/ZNdECkTCy/
TikTok - Make Your Day
vm.tiktok.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Just a few more... FRIENDS! ROMANS! COUNTRY(WO)MEN OF SOCIAL MEDIA ANTIDEMOCRACY! FEED MY SHAME!
It's crass, but I'm asking for a small favor. I'm applying for a grant to help possibly turning the flash fiction conthology into an actual, physical book. If I get about 30 more followers on BSKY, I can truthfully say I have at least 1k followers on every big platform.

Mind asking your friends? ;)
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
@mharastarling.bsky.social Look what I just saw! 🤩🌟💖
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
If you follow this weirdy bloke, you will see all manner of weirdy wonderful cards, with snarky remarks and a bonus plethora of disturbing yet entertaining stories at Christmas.

Go on, you know you want to!

#Christmas #Authors #FollowFriday #GreetingsCards #WeirdAF
It's crass, but I'm asking for a small favor. I'm applying for a grant to help possibly turning the flash fiction conthology into an actual, physical book. If I get about 30 more followers on BSKY, I can truthfully say I have at least 1k followers on every big platform.

Mind asking your friends? ;)
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
From blood and bravery
Flowers grow,
Blooms from bone
And dew from tears
On paper petals where they lie,
Left where they fell
But borne on winds
Remembering,
Still,
In silence lost
Where freedom breaks
A new day,
Hope alive.

#RemembranceDay #WeWillRememberThem
#Poetry
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 PM
THE PROJECTS THREAD

I have one of these elsewhere, which I'm not ready to leave behind yet, so I'm starting a new one here for the future.

I record all my arty-farty attempts as proof to myself that I tried. Creativity (when my brain lets me) is good for my mental health, which I battle with.
November 10, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Come on, #Editors, #Writers & wishyouweres, here's something for you to get your weirdy writey bits into!

This is a great opportunity to show & discover talent out there!

My own story's currently being contemplated by 2 absolute stars*. 🌟

*gluttons for punishment 🤪
#WritingCommunity #Christmas
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM