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Daisy
@daisyshylass.bsky.social
Doooom & Gloooom, glitter & shiny shit, pretentious poetry, Wiggles, Christmas, crap jokes, photos, nature, socially unfit.

Naughty stories 18+: https://www.lushstories.com/profile/Shylass
Nicer stories All Ages: https://www.storiesspace.com/profile/daisy
I think the @merchantshallyork.org would be an incredible place to listen to that! Hopefully they see this and are able to enable your expertise to be shared live amongst God's Own County folk. 🥰
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
And thank you for the beauty and joy you put into the world. 🌈🤗💖
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
The fallowing leaves
Bless the ground with
Paper gold and fired colours,
Fragile beauty belying strength
Of majestic trees that
Once were and
Yet to come.
A jewelled mantle covers ground Which brings forth
Life again,
Its warmth & beauty now
Everlasting embers.

#Poetry

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The last of this Autumn's leaves may be falling - but keep their beautiful colours wrapped around you with this unique, handcrafted shawl 🍂🧡🍄

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#Autumn #AutumnColours #AutumnWitch #PaganSky #ForeverAutumn #NatureWitch #Hedgewitch
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
"Behold! What's this? A mushroom huge!
Towering brolly rising tall...

Whence came this monstrous mushyroom?
What elves have brought it to my grass?
What sort of toad is large enough
To plonk upon it one large ass?"

#BookWormSat #Poetry #Autumn #GnomeHome

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Trumpkin's Autumn Treasure
What has Trumpkin found, and what can he do with it?
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November 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The Stuffed Turkey has been let out of her cage for the run-up to Thanksgiving!

Don't get too close, she's a bit annoyed. 😬

Mother's sister-in-law made it for her about twenty-five years ago, and is brought out every year.

#Thanksgiving #Sewing
November 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
And you! I'm just glad of the chance to get my brain cell working, and I'm really looking forward to reading what people come up with. Creativity should be encouraged everywhere and in every way that we can, in my opinion. 🌟
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
YAYYYY! 🎉🎉🎉 The more, the merry weirder! 🌟
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I like to think he's in league with the turkey, and upon presentation at the dinner table, they're both going to unleash festive merry Hell upon the would-be diners. 😂
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 AM
We had two days to turn Little Wiggle into an Anglo Saxon princess (stupid teacher, we need more notice for this stuff!). She impressed her teacher with words like "Wild madder, woad, trading, beaten gold and amber pendant", and in the end, we're both relieved and happy.
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I thought she was side-eyeing you for making a Deal out of Not-A-Deal (to be fair, I'd make a Deal out of it, too). 😂
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I am Writing.

I'd forgotten that I write like Tolkein, if Tolkein was really shit at writing but still took us on a meandering journey that nobody knows if we're at the beginning, middle or end of, & nobody cares anyway, they're just lost. 🤦‍♀️😂

(Note: Tolkein was effing MAGNIFICENT - I am not.)
November 8, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I did a "LEAVE BEANY ALONE!" version when Medici came out, and yet another programme killed off Sean Bean AGAIN! 😭😂
November 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Reposted by Daisy
See also tiny cakes that says "serves 12"

12 what? Fruit flies?
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I finally succumbed to attempting to verify my (very old) age to do this, only to discover that I can't work out how to give it camera access permission for it to laugh at my ugly mug. I am, indeed, a dinosaur. 🦕🤦‍♀️
November 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I didn't realise you were here. Yay! 🌟

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November 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM