Will Sebag-Montefiore
@wsebag.bsky.social
Actor & Comedian | he/him | http://ko-fi.com/wsm
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Not a SINGLE mention of Christmas!! Tesco plz explain I thought this was a CHRSTIAN COUNTRY ✝️😡
November 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Not a SINGLE mention of Christmas!! Tesco plz explain I thought this was a CHRSTIAN COUNTRY ✝️😡
Not a SINGLE mention of Christmas!! Tesco plz explain I thought this was a CHRSTIAN COUNTRY ✝️😡
November 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Not a SINGLE mention of Christmas!! Tesco plz explain I thought this was a CHRSTIAN COUNTRY ✝️😡
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Eyyyyyyyyyy thanks everybody! Tickets for this are selling already and I know it seems a long way away but (mostly a reminder for myself tbh) January's gonna creep the fuck up and we might as well do SOMETHING silly to see it out.
TL;DR....Friday 30th January 2026 @ Royal Vauxhall Tavern
An Evening with Sooz Kempner. All funds go towards lead-up and recovery from an operation on my damn larynx.
£10 TICKETS: www.outsavvy.com/event/31688/...
An Evening with Sooz Kempner. All funds go towards lead-up and recovery from an operation on my damn larynx.
£10 TICKETS: www.outsavvy.com/event/31688/...
November 18, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Eyyyyyyyyyy thanks everybody! Tickets for this are selling already and I know it seems a long way away but (mostly a reminder for myself tbh) January's gonna creep the fuck up and we might as well do SOMETHING silly to see it out.
I'm making a video about Musk at the moment and when he was on Rogan he said "all human beings, even tourists, count for the census" which is complete horseshit and he lies so much and gets so many things wrong and he also called bluesky the place where the woke mind virus migrated to. Sorry/hi x
November 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I'm making a video about Musk at the moment and when he was on Rogan he said "all human beings, even tourists, count for the census" which is complete horseshit and he lies so much and gets so many things wrong and he also called bluesky the place where the woke mind virus migrated to. Sorry/hi x
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This is outstanding. And more importantly, clipping your mic onto your pint of Guinness is an absolute BOSS MOVE
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This is outstanding. And more importantly, clipping your mic onto your pint of Guinness is an absolute BOSS MOVE
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Scrolling through X so you don't have to
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Scrolling through X so you don't have to
Scrolling through X so you don't have to
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Scrolling through X so you don't have to
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NonCensored’s exclusive interview with an anonymous advisor to Sir Keir Starmer is up on our Patreon now, along with this week’s episode and all our interviews in video.
Patreon.com/NonCensored
Patreon.com/NonCensored
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
NonCensored’s exclusive interview with an anonymous advisor to Sir Keir Starmer is up on our Patreon now, along with this week’s episode and all our interviews in video.
Patreon.com/NonCensored
Patreon.com/NonCensored
Seems pretty unfair to call celebs 'animals'
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Seems pretty unfair to call celebs 'animals'
"I share erection data with my son but packing is CRAZY"
November 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM
"I share erection data with my son but packing is CRAZY"
On BBC Radio 5 Live just now:
Labour MP: There are people who think they're cleverer than everyone else
Presenter: Who?
Labour MP: I don't know
Labour MP: There are people who think they're cleverer than everyone else
Presenter: Who?
Labour MP: I don't know
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 AM
On BBC Radio 5 Live just now:
Labour MP: There are people who think they're cleverer than everyone else
Presenter: Who?
Labour MP: I don't know
Labour MP: There are people who think they're cleverer than everyone else
Presenter: Who?
Labour MP: I don't know
Lily Allen | Will Sebag-Montefiore
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November 11, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Can't believe the BBC aired clips of Trump saying things he said
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Can't believe the BBC aired clips of Trump saying things he said
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Football Chant Therapy For Men
(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)
www.youtube.com/shorts/V20uv...
(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)
www.youtube.com/shorts/V20uv...
Football Chant Therapy #comedy #football #mentalhealth
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
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November 7, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Football Chant Therapy For Men
(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)
www.youtube.com/shorts/V20uv...
(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)
www.youtube.com/shorts/V20uv...
Me: football is just a game, people getting emotional about it are silly and weird
Also me: (screaming) NICK MOHAMMED WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Also me: (screaming) NICK MOHAMMED WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
November 7, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Me: football is just a game, people getting emotional about it are silly and weird
Also me: (screaming) NICK MOHAMMED WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Also me: (screaming) NICK MOHAMMED WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Coca Cola coming up with their fully AI generated Christmas Advert 🎥🎅
November 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Coca Cola coming up with their fully AI generated Christmas Advert 🎥🎅
Woke Migrants CANCELLED Prince Andrew?! 👀
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Woke Migrants CANCELLED Prince Andrew?! 👀
The far right on Samir Zitouni, the rail worker who saved multiple lives during the LNER attack
November 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The far right on Samir Zitouni, the rail worker who saved multiple lives during the LNER attack
The Andrew formerly known as Prince
October 31, 2025 at 8:29 AM
The Andrew formerly known as Prince
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I have joined PATREON! First 10 subscribers get complete acces to me & my new show for just £2 a month
After that prices will only ever go up - I will be running my patreon with a fierce commitment to austerity
www.patreon.com/cw/wsebag
After that prices will only ever go up - I will be running my patreon with a fierce commitment to austerity
www.patreon.com/cw/wsebag
October 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I have joined PATREON! First 10 subscribers get complete acces to me & my new show for just £2 a month
After that prices will only ever go up - I will be running my patreon with a fierce commitment to austerity
www.patreon.com/cw/wsebag
After that prices will only ever go up - I will be running my patreon with a fierce commitment to austerity
www.patreon.com/cw/wsebag
I have joined PATREON! First 10 subscribers get complete acces to me & my new show for just £2 a month
After that prices will only ever go up - I will be running my patreon with a fierce commitment to austerity
www.patreon.com/cw/wsebag
After that prices will only ever go up - I will be running my patreon with a fierce commitment to austerity
www.patreon.com/cw/wsebag
October 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I have joined PATREON! First 10 subscribers get complete acces to me & my new show for just £2 a month
After that prices will only ever go up - I will be running my patreon with a fierce commitment to austerity
www.patreon.com/cw/wsebag
After that prices will only ever go up - I will be running my patreon with a fierce commitment to austerity
www.patreon.com/cw/wsebag
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Reminder: last week's NonCensored was a best-of, as chosen by our Patreons, so it's a great place to start if you've never listened before. And why not give it a share? There's no algorithm here to help it.
“Weirdly real yet relentlessly silly” - The Observer.
“Weirdly real yet relentlessly silly” - The Observer.
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The Big One Five Oh
Podcast Episode · NonCensored · 24/10/2025 · 1h 22m
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October 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Reminder: last week's NonCensored was a best-of, as chosen by our Patreons, so it's a great place to start if you've never listened before. And why not give it a share? There's no algorithm here to help it.
“Weirdly real yet relentlessly silly” - The Observer.
“Weirdly real yet relentlessly silly” - The Observer.
is this what Lily Allen meant when she said 'who the fuck is Madeleine'? www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cv...
Woman who claimed to be Madeleine McCann tells stalking trial she is 'not a liar or attention seeker'
Julia Wandelt, 24, and Karen Spragg, 61, are charged with stalking Kate and Gerry McCann.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 28, 2025 at 11:05 AM
is this what Lily Allen meant when she said 'who the fuck is Madeleine'? www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cv...