The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar
@dagmarian.bsky.social
Welcome to my brain. I'd ask you to wear gloves, but they're more for your protection. I would be hard to get more filthy in here than it already is, but I'm game if you are.
She/her Poly Pan
She/her Poly Pan
*SMACK!*
Oooh, thats a very nice mark...the semi-circle on the top is crisp. Now let me change the angle and...
*CRACK!*
~giggle~ Yes! That's going to leave a darling little welted heart on your ass 🎵to remind you of. My. Love. Dadada da da dadadada deee la da🎵
Oooh, thats a very nice mark...the semi-circle on the top is crisp. Now let me change the angle and...
*CRACK!*
~giggle~ Yes! That's going to leave a darling little welted heart on your ass 🎵to remind you of. My. Love. Dadada da da dadadada deee la da🎵
Happy hump day and good timezone, lovely bsky peeps 💖
It's time for another Weekly One Post Prompt, and in a little nod to it being St. Valentine's day this weekend, the new word is ...
Heart ♥️
Do with it as you will ... as long as it fits into a single post 😈
#W1PP
It's time for another Weekly One Post Prompt, and in a little nod to it being St. Valentine's day this weekend, the new word is ...
Heart ♥️
Do with it as you will ... as long as it fits into a single post 😈
#W1PP
February 16, 2026 at 3:19 PM
*SMACK!*
Oooh, thats a very nice mark...the semi-circle on the top is crisp. Now let me change the angle and...
*CRACK!*
~giggle~ Yes! That's going to leave a darling little welted heart on your ass 🎵to remind you of. My. Love. Dadada da da dadadada deee la da🎵
Oooh, thats a very nice mark...the semi-circle on the top is crisp. Now let me change the angle and...
*CRACK!*
~giggle~ Yes! That's going to leave a darling little welted heart on your ass 🎵to remind you of. My. Love. Dadada da da dadadada deee la da🎵
Current emotional state: I'm trying to reframe "cracks are how the light gets in" as "the future's so bright, I gotta wear shades".
February 12, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Current emotional state: I'm trying to reframe "cracks are how the light gets in" as "the future's so bright, I gotta wear shades".
I can't help salivating when I smell his distinctive scent. Even wrapping myself in his sweatshirt and taking a deep breath conjures sensory memories: the heady amber that I inhale as I lick the crease of his hip. The delicious weight of his shaft on my tongue as I get a lung full of his clean musk.
Happy Monday… or something.
Today’s erotica prompt is “delicious.”
As always, explicit language is allowed — nay, encouraged.
Remember to tag #sveros in your post so we can all see it.
Have fun!
Today’s erotica prompt is “delicious.”
As always, explicit language is allowed — nay, encouraged.
Remember to tag #sveros in your post so we can all see it.
Have fun!
February 9, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I can't help salivating when I smell his distinctive scent. Even wrapping myself in his sweatshirt and taking a deep breath conjures sensory memories: the heady amber that I inhale as I lick the crease of his hip. The delicious weight of his shaft on my tongue as I get a lung full of his clean musk.
Current self-talk: "I pay for the fucking things. I can have fruit snacks if i want."
February 9, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Current self-talk: "I pay for the fucking things. I can have fruit snacks if i want."
It's been a trying morning, but things might turn around now that my package from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social arrived!
February 9, 2026 at 5:37 PM
It's been a trying morning, but things might turn around now that my package from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social arrived!
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GUYS
Please do yourself a favor and watch “The Muppet Show” pilot! It is so freaking good it’s crazy! Seth Rogan and Sabrina Carpenter absolutely understood the assignment! It’s filled with great numbers, extremely funny moments and warm feelings. Absolute 10/10
#TheMuppetShow
Please do yourself a favor and watch “The Muppet Show” pilot! It is so freaking good it’s crazy! Seth Rogan and Sabrina Carpenter absolutely understood the assignment! It’s filled with great numbers, extremely funny moments and warm feelings. Absolute 10/10
#TheMuppetShow
a muppet is playing a trumpet in front of a sign that says 101
ALT: a muppet is playing a trumpet in front of a sign that says 101
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February 5, 2026 at 6:47 AM
GUYS
Please do yourself a favor and watch “The Muppet Show” pilot! It is so freaking good it’s crazy! Seth Rogan and Sabrina Carpenter absolutely understood the assignment! It’s filled with great numbers, extremely funny moments and warm feelings. Absolute 10/10
#TheMuppetShow
Please do yourself a favor and watch “The Muppet Show” pilot! It is so freaking good it’s crazy! Seth Rogan and Sabrina Carpenter absolutely understood the assignment! It’s filled with great numbers, extremely funny moments and warm feelings. Absolute 10/10
#TheMuppetShow
I just watched the new #TheMuppetShow. Y'all, from the start of the theme song, I absolutely was transported back to being 9 years old and watching it with my folks. I was a kid again for half an hour.
February 7, 2026 at 3:54 AM
I just watched the new #TheMuppetShow. Y'all, from the start of the theme song, I absolutely was transported back to being 9 years old and watching it with my folks. I was a kid again for half an hour.
Jesus wept. The presenter for the class that starts in 7 minutes just texted to ask what he should talk about.
We had a walk through 2 weeks ago.
We had a walk through 2 weeks ago.
January 26, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Jesus wept. The presenter for the class that starts in 7 minutes just texted to ask what he should talk about.
We had a walk through 2 weeks ago.
We had a walk through 2 weeks ago.
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
I'm trying to decide what I want for dinner when all I crave is to be filled with you: your tongue, your fingers, and - if they're amenable - your friends.
January 25, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I'm trying to decide what I want for dinner when all I crave is to be filled with you: your tongue, your fingers, and - if they're amenable - your friends.
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When you see how many people are out today for the strike in Minneapolis, remember that this is the temperature
January 23, 2026 at 12:51 PM
When you see how many people are out today for the strike in Minneapolis, remember that this is the temperature
Spun in pallet wrap, I feel cocooned, held in a full-body hug. I can feel my skin's heat reflected back at me and starting to get slick. Only my head, hanging off the table edge, is free to move. "Open wide," you say. The command has a Pavlovian effect as you move toward my dripping lips.
#W1PP
#W1PP
Happy hump day and good timezone, lovely bsky peeps 💖
It's time for another Weekly One Post Prompt, and the new word is ...
Wide (or any inflection of it)
Do with it as you will ... as long as it fits into a single post 😈
#W1PP
It's time for another Weekly One Post Prompt, and the new word is ...
Wide (or any inflection of it)
Do with it as you will ... as long as it fits into a single post 😈
#W1PP
January 23, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Spun in pallet wrap, I feel cocooned, held in a full-body hug. I can feel my skin's heat reflected back at me and starting to get slick. Only my head, hanging off the table edge, is free to move. "Open wide," you say. The command has a Pavlovian effect as you move toward my dripping lips.
#W1PP
#W1PP
Sometimes a girl just wants to get stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey. Is that so wrong?
January 22, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Sometimes a girl just wants to get stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey. Is that so wrong?
The woman presenting in this class just said "we're doing them a disjustice" and I am so glad I'm on mute.
January 20, 2026 at 5:14 PM
The woman presenting in this class just said "we're doing them a disjustice" and I am so glad I'm on mute.
Why do I want to just blow off work and follow along with @glenndevar.bsky.social makeup vids all day? Im not usually a makeup girly, but I 💜 his walk throughs.
Also, my 14yo would absolutely melt if we could drop $$$ at Ulta and she could just play with my face.
Also, my 14yo would absolutely melt if we could drop $$$ at Ulta and she could just play with my face.
July 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Why do I want to just blow off work and follow along with @glenndevar.bsky.social makeup vids all day? Im not usually a makeup girly, but I 💜 his walk throughs.
Also, my 14yo would absolutely melt if we could drop $$$ at Ulta and she could just play with my face.
Also, my 14yo would absolutely melt if we could drop $$$ at Ulta and she could just play with my face.
REPO! The Genetic Opera is such a mid-90's fever dream of a movie.
July 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
REPO! The Genetic Opera is such a mid-90's fever dream of a movie.
I ❤️ male belly dancers. They do not get enough recognition
July 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I ❤️ male belly dancers. They do not get enough recognition
Absolutely having what I call "you and six of your friends" day, where even getting myself to knee-weakening organs twice this morning doesn't fulfill the intense cravings to be stoked, filled, and left gasping for air and begging for mercy
July 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Absolutely having what I call "you and six of your friends" day, where even getting myself to knee-weakening organs twice this morning doesn't fulfill the intense cravings to be stoked, filled, and left gasping for air and begging for mercy
Some of you have actually heard my voice. I had the wild idea the other day of reading some things online - maybe poetry, maybe passages from books, maybe monologs from shows. Is this a thing people might be interested in?
If you haven't heard my voice, send me something and I'll read it for you.
If you haven't heard my voice, send me something and I'll read it for you.
July 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Some of you have actually heard my voice. I had the wild idea the other day of reading some things online - maybe poetry, maybe passages from books, maybe monologs from shows. Is this a thing people might be interested in?
If you haven't heard my voice, send me something and I'll read it for you.
If you haven't heard my voice, send me something and I'll read it for you.
I've been watching Last One Laughing - I know I'm late to the party - and just finished LOL Canada. As much as I love Colin Mockrie, Brandon Ash-Mohammed was robbed! Robbed, I tell you! He did not crack and should have had the chance to go all the way.
July 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I've been watching Last One Laughing - I know I'm late to the party - and just finished LOL Canada. As much as I love Colin Mockrie, Brandon Ash-Mohammed was robbed! Robbed, I tell you! He did not crack and should have had the chance to go all the way.
I can not resist humor like this. This is sexy in my brain.
You've seen the Catch of the Day, a silicone fish paddle I released at the beginning of last year, and the Sardine, a smaller version I made last whenever.
Now the one you've been waiting for: The One That Got Away.
23 1/4 inches long. over 2 pounds of silicone.
www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
Now the one you've been waiting for: The One That Got Away.
23 1/4 inches long. over 2 pounds of silicone.
www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
July 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I can not resist humor like this. This is sexy in my brain.
I just said in conversation that Ambassador Londo Mollari would not have mocked Kai Winn; he would have rented a wind tunnel to figure out how to drag her most efficiently.
I'm that kind of geek.
I'm that kind of geek.
June 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I just said in conversation that Ambassador Londo Mollari would not have mocked Kai Winn; he would have rented a wind tunnel to figure out how to drag her most efficiently.
I'm that kind of geek.
I'm that kind of geek.
Just described ICP as "bouncy Stephen King filk"
In case anyone was wondering where my head's at these days
In case anyone was wondering where my head's at these days
March 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Just described ICP as "bouncy Stephen King filk"
In case anyone was wondering where my head's at these days
In case anyone was wondering where my head's at these days
Take a moment to read about good people making a point with what sounds like great beer (I'm on the wrong side of the Atlantic to testify first-hand, unfortunately).
I was a bit taken aback to read CAMRA's assessment of my latest What's Brewing column, but obviously delighted. I hope you read it & it makes you feel uncomfortable. Please consider why it makes you feel uneasy while drinking the @ladiesofdarkness.bsky.social beers.
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wb.camra.org.uk/2025/02/03/t...
February 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Take a moment to read about good people making a point with what sounds like great beer (I'm on the wrong side of the Atlantic to testify first-hand, unfortunately).
I can tell...
...that you have a kind heart.
...that you have a kind heart.
February 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I can tell...
...that you have a kind heart.
...that you have a kind heart.