The Art and Practice of Being Dagmar
@dagmarian.bsky.social
Welcome to my brain. I'd ask you to wear gloves, but they're more for your protection. I would be hard to get more filthy in here than it already is, but I'm game if you are.
She/her Poly Pan
She/her Poly Pan
Why do I want to just blow off work and follow along with @glenndevar.bsky.social makeup vids all day? Im not usually a makeup girly, but I 💜 his walk throughs.
Also, my 14yo would absolutely melt if we could drop $$$ at Ulta and she could just play with my face.
Also, my 14yo would absolutely melt if we could drop $$$ at Ulta and she could just play with my face.
July 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Why do I want to just blow off work and follow along with @glenndevar.bsky.social makeup vids all day? Im not usually a makeup girly, but I 💜 his walk throughs.
Also, my 14yo would absolutely melt if we could drop $$$ at Ulta and she could just play with my face.
Also, my 14yo would absolutely melt if we could drop $$$ at Ulta and she could just play with my face.
REPO! The Genetic Opera is such a mid-90's fever dream of a movie.
July 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
REPO! The Genetic Opera is such a mid-90's fever dream of a movie.
I ❤️ male belly dancers. They do not get enough recognition
July 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I ❤️ male belly dancers. They do not get enough recognition
Absolutely having what I call "you and six of your friends" day, where even getting myself to knee-weakening organs twice this morning doesn't fulfill the intense cravings to be stoked, filled, and left gasping for air and begging for mercy
July 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Absolutely having what I call "you and six of your friends" day, where even getting myself to knee-weakening organs twice this morning doesn't fulfill the intense cravings to be stoked, filled, and left gasping for air and begging for mercy
Some of you have actually heard my voice. I had the wild idea the other day of reading some things online - maybe poetry, maybe passages from books, maybe monologs from shows. Is this a thing people might be interested in?
If you haven't heard my voice, send me something and I'll read it for you.
If you haven't heard my voice, send me something and I'll read it for you.
July 7, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Some of you have actually heard my voice. I had the wild idea the other day of reading some things online - maybe poetry, maybe passages from books, maybe monologs from shows. Is this a thing people might be interested in?
If you haven't heard my voice, send me something and I'll read it for you.
If you haven't heard my voice, send me something and I'll read it for you.
I've been watching Last One Laughing - I know I'm late to the party - and just finished LOL Canada. As much as I love Colin Mockrie, Brandon Ash-Mohammed was robbed! Robbed, I tell you! He did not crack and should have had the chance to go all the way.
July 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I've been watching Last One Laughing - I know I'm late to the party - and just finished LOL Canada. As much as I love Colin Mockrie, Brandon Ash-Mohammed was robbed! Robbed, I tell you! He did not crack and should have had the chance to go all the way.
I can not resist humor like this. This is sexy in my brain.
You've seen the Catch of the Day, a silicone fish paddle I released at the beginning of last year, and the Sardine, a smaller version I made last whenever.
Now the one you've been waiting for: The One That Got Away.
23 1/4 inches long. over 2 pounds of silicone.
www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
Now the one you've been waiting for: The One That Got Away.
23 1/4 inches long. over 2 pounds of silicone.
www.funkittoys.com/product-page...
July 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I can not resist humor like this. This is sexy in my brain.
I just said in conversation that Ambassador Londo Mollari would not have mocked Kai Winn; he would have rented a wind tunnel to figure out how to drag her most efficiently.
I'm that kind of geek.
I'm that kind of geek.
June 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I just said in conversation that Ambassador Londo Mollari would not have mocked Kai Winn; he would have rented a wind tunnel to figure out how to drag her most efficiently.
I'm that kind of geek.
I'm that kind of geek.
Just described ICP as "bouncy Stephen King filk"
In case anyone was wondering where my head's at these days
In case anyone was wondering where my head's at these days
March 13, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Just described ICP as "bouncy Stephen King filk"
In case anyone was wondering where my head's at these days
In case anyone was wondering where my head's at these days
Take a moment to read about good people making a point with what sounds like great beer (I'm on the wrong side of the Atlantic to testify first-hand, unfortunately).
I was a bit taken aback to read CAMRA's assessment of my latest What's Brewing column, but obviously delighted. I hope you read it & it makes you feel uncomfortable. Please consider why it makes you feel uneasy while drinking the @ladiesofdarkness.bsky.social beers.
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February 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Take a moment to read about good people making a point with what sounds like great beer (I'm on the wrong side of the Atlantic to testify first-hand, unfortunately).
I can tell...
...that you have a kind heart.
...that you have a kind heart.
February 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I can tell...
...that you have a kind heart.
...that you have a kind heart.
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State lawmakers plan to introduce legislation this week that would make Illinois the first state to fully decriminalize sex work.
Illinois could become first state to decriminalize sex work under proposed law
“The threat of arrest and prosecution keeps sex workers unsafe and in the shadows, and this threat must be eliminated,” Brian Johnson, CEO of Equality Illinois, said Monday at a news conference…
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January 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
State lawmakers plan to introduce legislation this week that would make Illinois the first state to fully decriminalize sex work.
There is a completely adorable twink romance going on in one of my Discord servers, and it's giving me life rn, stg
January 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
There is a completely adorable twink romance going on in one of my Discord servers, and it's giving me life rn, stg
Somebody please tell me I don't need one of the fancy single-year planners from Joanne's.
Tell me firmly that I don't need it and won't use it after February.
Tell me my multiple Google calendars, ToDoist, and whiteboards are enough.
Compel me to ignore the bright colors and alluring boxes.
Tell me firmly that I don't need it and won't use it after February.
Tell me my multiple Google calendars, ToDoist, and whiteboards are enough.
Compel me to ignore the bright colors and alluring boxes.
December 29, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Somebody please tell me I don't need one of the fancy single-year planners from Joanne's.
Tell me firmly that I don't need it and won't use it after February.
Tell me my multiple Google calendars, ToDoist, and whiteboards are enough.
Compel me to ignore the bright colors and alluring boxes.
Tell me firmly that I don't need it and won't use it after February.
Tell me my multiple Google calendars, ToDoist, and whiteboards are enough.
Compel me to ignore the bright colors and alluring boxes.
All I want is for so.eone to pin me against the wall and use my pussy until I'm incoherent. I don't think that's too much to ask, is it?
December 29, 2024 at 2:42 AM
All I want is for so.eone to pin me against the wall and use my pussy until I'm incoherent. I don't think that's too much to ask, is it?
I'll be looking for this at Target.
New live, laugh, love just dropped
November 16, 2024 at 7:41 AM
I'll be looking for this at Target.
I need to schedule some time. (Video is obviously not mine. Thanks to mrjay.be on 'gram) www.instagram.com/reel/DA8XpBu...
Ro Jay on Instagram: "On World Mental Health Day, this is for those fighting silent battles. You don’t have to hide here, you’re safe to let go… you’re never alone.
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192 likes, 6 comments - mrjay.be on October 10, 2024: "On World Mental Health Day, this is for those fighting silent battles. You don’t have to hide here, you’re safe to let go… you’re never alone.
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October 10, 2024 at 1:06 PM
I need to schedule some time. (Video is obviously not mine. Thanks to mrjay.be on 'gram) www.instagram.com/reel/DA8XpBu...
I will not rage quit my job. I will not rage quit my job. I will not rage quit my job. I will not rage quit my job. I will not rage quit my job.
September 10, 2024 at 11:52 PM
I will not rage quit my job. I will not rage quit my job. I will not rage quit my job. I will not rage quit my job. I will not rage quit my job.
I just finished The Magicians and cried over Eliot's finale. I fell so deeply for that character and wanted him to get what he deserved. I'm desperately happy for him. 😭
August 15, 2024 at 3:48 AM
I just finished The Magicians and cried over Eliot's finale. I fell so deeply for that character and wanted him to get what he deserved. I'm desperately happy for him. 😭
Watching The Mirror Crack'd with the incomparable Angela Lansbury. That poor woman always had people dropping dead around her. 😉
August 6, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Watching The Mirror Crack'd with the incomparable Angela Lansbury. That poor woman always had people dropping dead around her. 😉
I was apparently a good little toy and got Svaha as a reward.
Girl Set GIF
Alt: A dark-haired woman in a short skirt is dancing happily.
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July 31, 2024 at 10:59 PM
I was apparently a good little toy and got Svaha as a reward.
The thirst is so strong with me today that I almost offered the postman a cup of me
July 26, 2024 at 4:09 PM
The thirst is so strong with me today that I almost offered the postman a cup of me
Yay! My new earrings from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social arrived! Now I have a matching set of earrings and necklace on these awesome dragon scales!
July 26, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Yay! My new earrings from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social arrived! Now I have a matching set of earrings and necklace on these awesome dragon scales!
Just had a work call with someone, and if I had to give a review of the interaction, it would be both effusive and Shakespearean in the level of derision.
July 23, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Just had a work call with someone, and if I had to give a review of the interaction, it would be both effusive and Shakespearean in the level of derision.