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Yeah
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(Pointing you toward the Kings Woods) yeah man have at it, enjoy brother
May 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
All the dogs are green this year
November 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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draftkings but for the dog show
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
What if xenomorphs are just nervous
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Udo Kier, 1944-2025
#RIP, you one-in-a-million.
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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[seto kaiba if yugioh was about competitive jacking off] you're a third rate gooner, with a fourth rate dick!
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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i think comparing vote blue no matter who type democrat stans to sport fans isn't especially apt because if a sports team's GM was always making the roster worse on purpose in an attempt to win over fans of their most bitter rival, that man would be killed
August 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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It's amazing that this Simpsons gag is 31 years old and has never not been a perfect summation of the Democratic party in those three decades.
October 20, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Anxiety: What if you're not good enough

Depression: Everyone hates you

Kraid quick kill:
November 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Doming out
November 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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to the guy who siad "fuck Dabbing" in the group chat at 2am and got no reacts—im sorry. we all thought that was very good but we were asleep
January 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The Killers, 1964. This is a classic. Lee Marvin rules.
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Yeah baby
October 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Thinking about Frogman
October 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Going friendly mode with the homies
October 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Got reminded of a nice New York memory by Facebook.
October 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Shooting Poison
October 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
The world is my stage and im a miscellaneous unc
October 9, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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accidentally called the Arch-Mage dad 😬
October 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Saw my boss get carried off by a large bird in my dream and I can’t take her seriously today
October 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Yoda Latino
October 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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the people yearn for pregnant goku
September 30, 2025 at 3:43 AM