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Boner of a Lonely Mart
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A creachur and a feature
gay area, CA
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This will live on my phone until it is no longer relevant which means it’s probably here until I die
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
hi i am gay for this
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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frankly insane that 20-ish years ago some devs in japan said "how do we adapt mystery dungeon for pokemon," someone said "why don't we have the player be a pokemon," and as a direct result i now wear a collar and have about 5 online friends that identify as the mythical pokemon mew
October 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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"Eh, he'll tire himself out.."
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
unexpected side effect of the weight loss i’m fucking cold all the time wtf
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 AM
the democrats, everybody
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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April 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Time to bring this back
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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huge news for the worst architects you know
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
got woke up at 8 on the dot to the sound of sledgehammers removing my sidewalk
November 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Still hold dear that moment when furries invaded the four seasons and made an extra laughing stock of it thanks to @coopertom.bsky.social

youtu.be/AS6s7W_ug1o?...
Four Seasons Total Landscaping Viral Twitter Video
YouTube video by Coopertom
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Sonic Adventure 2 has all your favorite musical styles!
November 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Finally, a surreal David Lynch movie
“I’ve got a great marketing plan, we’ll get the dumbest motherfucker in our industry, one that just nobody respects, and we’ll have him say the most asinine thing possible and that will be our pull quote, it’s surefire
November 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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“But we cant abolish the police!”

Yeah we can look how easy it is
Mamdani is already cleaning up the NYPD!
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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stretch
November 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
fb reels keeps showing me these first person videos of people going to goodwill and getting stoked about absolute garbage and i can’t tell if it’s a trolling bit or it actually happened and my thrift store tastes are no longer with it and what’s it seems weird and scary to me
November 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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My god this is for real one of the most incredible speeches I’ve ever seen by an elected US politician: ‘And if there is any way to terrify a despot, it is to dismantle the very conditions that allowed him to accumulate power. This not only how we stop Trump, it’s how we stop the next one.’
Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."
November 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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HOW TO FEEL ALIVE
November 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
oh dog you know i voted
November 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
had a dream I was at an interview and tried to full screen my phd thesis on a projector but every time I tried it would just show the raunchiest furry porn in my collection and woke up in a cold sweat
November 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Riolu little adventure
November 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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But then he falls in love with it and wants to mate with it.
November 1, 2025 at 11:37 PM