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Boner of a Lonely Mart
@dade.bsky.social
A creachur and a feature
gay area, CA
if my dad rambled like that we’d be be talking about taking his keys
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
what… what the fuck is he even talking about
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
“you get a cop! and YOU get a cop! and YOU get a cop! and”
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Reposted by Boner of a Lonely Mart
This will live on my phone until it is no longer relevant which means it’s probably here until I die
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
absolute gremlins
November 11, 2025 at 6:41 AM
yes hello good yes
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
im gay for lots of gay things but definitely this
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
jfc
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
ENTIRELY INTENTIONAL
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 AM
fuck’m
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 AM
tpotsiwid
November 10, 2025 at 7:43 AM
if i had but one piece of advice to give, sunscreen would be it
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
can’t wait to eat shit and die on this when I check the mail at midnight
November 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
yea, my landlord has been renovating the unit next door for like a year, he’s running new water lines I think
November 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Reposted by Boner of a Lonely Mart
Still hold dear that moment when furries invaded the four seasons and made an extra laughing stock of it thanks to @coopertom.bsky.social

youtu.be/AS6s7W_ug1o?...
Four Seasons Total Landscaping Viral Twitter Video
YouTube video by Coopertom
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November 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM