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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
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Resting up to watch Shohei pitch a 57-inning perfect game tonight with 12 HR and 25 IBB
October 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Resting up to watch Shohei pitch a 57-inning perfect game tonight with 12 HR and 25 IBB
Amazing
October 18, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Amazing
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Live from "war ravaged" Portland
September 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Live from "war ravaged" Portland
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the US if Tylenol actually caused autism
September 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
the US if Tylenol actually caused autism
I don’t think I’ve wanted the rapture to happen until now. Come on rapture, take them all!
September 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I don’t think I’ve wanted the rapture to happen until now. Come on rapture, take them all!
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China purchased 54% of US grown soybeans last year for $13.2 billion
China has purchased $0 in US soybeans this year
#ArtOfTheDeal
China has purchased $0 in US soybeans this year
#ArtOfTheDeal
September 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
China purchased 54% of US grown soybeans last year for $13.2 billion
China has purchased $0 in US soybeans this year
#ArtOfTheDeal
China has purchased $0 in US soybeans this year
#ArtOfTheDeal
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When you realize the people you fired to avoid any investigation of your crimes are the same people you need to investigate other crimes…
September 12, 2025 at 10:56 AM
When you realize the people you fired to avoid any investigation of your crimes are the same people you need to investigate other crimes…
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So they haven’t caught the guy and you don’t have a ton of leads? Maybe sending all your federal law enforcement agents to help ICE and dismantling the JTTF and firing the head FBI field office for political reasons wasn’t the best idea.
September 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
So they haven’t caught the guy and you don’t have a ton of leads? Maybe sending all your federal law enforcement agents to help ICE and dismantling the JTTF and firing the head FBI field office for political reasons wasn’t the best idea.
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RFK Jr running the Health and HUMAN services is the equivalent of your old wood shop teacher opening a surgical practice.
August 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
RFK Jr running the Health and HUMAN services is the equivalent of your old wood shop teacher opening a surgical practice.
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AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.”
REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA: “It’s video games.”
WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.”
WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA: “It’s video games.”
WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.”
WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
August 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.”
REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA: “It’s video games.”
WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.”
WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA: “It’s video games.”
WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.”
AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.”
WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
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There was a time when American presidents lectured Putin and made him look small. Now, it's the other way around.
August 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
There was a time when American presidents lectured Putin and made him look small. Now, it's the other way around.
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It’s amazing that Washington DC can achieve its lowest crime rate in 30 years when 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is experiencing its highest crime rate in history.
August 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
It’s amazing that Washington DC can achieve its lowest crime rate in 30 years when 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is experiencing its highest crime rate in history.
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An "economist" so dumb I had to explain to him how the import price index works last month will now lead the BLS, kill me
August 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
An "economist" so dumb I had to explain to him how the import price index works last month will now lead the BLS, kill me
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The CEO of a a multi-trillion dollar company went to the White House, openly handed the US president a gift made of gold, and his company got a special exemption to tariffs the president has illegally imposed.
Also, the Founders took bribery so seriously the Constitution bans it 3 separate times.
Also, the Founders took bribery so seriously the Constitution bans it 3 separate times.
August 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
The CEO of a a multi-trillion dollar company went to the White House, openly handed the US president a gift made of gold, and his company got a special exemption to tariffs the president has illegally imposed.
Also, the Founders took bribery so seriously the Constitution bans it 3 separate times.
Also, the Founders took bribery so seriously the Constitution bans it 3 separate times.
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The financial economy is immersed in the kind of wild gambling we saw leading up to the 2008 financial crisis.
We’re seeing it all over again — this time with crypto, meme stocks, junk bonds, and investors pumping up shares of AI stocks without knowing what it is.
Be warned.
We’re seeing it all over again — this time with crypto, meme stocks, junk bonds, and investors pumping up shares of AI stocks without knowing what it is.
Be warned.
August 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The financial economy is immersed in the kind of wild gambling we saw leading up to the 2008 financial crisis.
We’re seeing it all over again — this time with crypto, meme stocks, junk bonds, and investors pumping up shares of AI stocks without knowing what it is.
Be warned.
We’re seeing it all over again — this time with crypto, meme stocks, junk bonds, and investors pumping up shares of AI stocks without knowing what it is.
Be warned.
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It has taken medical science 200 years to advance humans to the point where people are so healthy and living so long that they can deny that science and medicine is what got us here.
July 30, 2025 at 11:57 AM
It has taken medical science 200 years to advance humans to the point where people are so healthy and living so long that they can deny that science and medicine is what got us here.
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2025 is like the unholy love child of the Onion and Idiocracy.
July 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
2025 is like the unholy love child of the Onion and Idiocracy.
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If only Epstein had thought better of it and not committed suicide he might be in the Cabinet today.
July 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Looks like the Supreme Corrupt is at it again.
July 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Looks like the Supreme Corrupt is at it again.
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this court says that allowing EPA to regulate carbon emissions is a "major question" that demands congressional debate. but allowing the president to, with a flick of the wrist, end a straightforward constitutional right is something that must be allowed to stand?
June 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
this court says that allowing EPA to regulate carbon emissions is a "major question" that demands congressional debate. but allowing the president to, with a flick of the wrist, end a straightforward constitutional right is something that must be allowed to stand?
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So am I reading this court decision correctly? We now have 50 micronations with their own laws interpreting the U.S. Constitution wholly separate from one another? But there's one guy with private law enforcement who is immune from all punishment who can do whatever he wants in those 50 states?
June 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
So am I reading this court decision correctly? We now have 50 micronations with their own laws interpreting the U.S. Constitution wholly separate from one another? But there's one guy with private law enforcement who is immune from all punishment who can do whatever he wants in those 50 states?