jamel
@dablueprint.bsky.social
i feel like i'm gucci mane in 2006.
mix in some italian and garlic seasoning in your butter when you spread on your bread for your grilled cheese before you put it on the pan. it’ll elevate your experience. listen to me now, thank me later.
February 2, 2026 at 10:40 PM
mix in some italian and garlic seasoning in your butter when you spread on your bread for your grilled cheese before you put it on the pan. it’ll elevate your experience. listen to me now, thank me later.
wasn’t even the best song on the album but needed to get pharrell on stage so that’s what we got. 🌚
February 2, 2026 at 4:26 AM
wasn’t even the best song on the album but needed to get pharrell on stage so that’s what we got. 🌚
a pharrell tribute without acknowledging chad doesn’t sit right.
February 2, 2026 at 3:30 AM
a pharrell tribute without acknowledging chad doesn’t sit right.
billie talking that talk!
February 2, 2026 at 3:13 AM
billie talking that talk!
went crazy on some mini bacon, egg, and cheese breakfast sandwiches in the muffin tin. elite work to start off february.
February 1, 2026 at 4:40 PM
went crazy on some mini bacon, egg, and cheese breakfast sandwiches in the muffin tin. elite work to start off february.
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27 points in an 8 minute quarter ?!?!
Here's every bucket from Marina Mabrey's 1st quarter inferno at Unrivaled Philadelphia.
Chef outscored Rose BC by herself 🤯🤯🤯
#WBB #UnrivaledBasketball
Here's every bucket from Marina Mabrey's 1st quarter inferno at Unrivaled Philadelphia.
Chef outscored Rose BC by herself 🤯🤯🤯
#WBB #UnrivaledBasketball
January 31, 2026 at 3:06 AM
27 points in an 8 minute quarter ?!?!
Here's every bucket from Marina Mabrey's 1st quarter inferno at Unrivaled Philadelphia.
Chef outscored Rose BC by herself 🤯🤯🤯
#WBB #UnrivaledBasketball
Here's every bucket from Marina Mabrey's 1st quarter inferno at Unrivaled Philadelphia.
Chef outscored Rose BC by herself 🤯🤯🤯
#WBB #UnrivaledBasketball
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Instant classic of an image via Getty
January 31, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Instant classic of an image via Getty
how targeted are these operations if there's a need for resources like this?
SCOOP: 404 Media is publishing a version of the user guide for ELITE, a tool Palantir made for ICE which brings up dossiers on individual people and provides a “confidence score” of their address.
The full user guide here:
The full user guide here:
Here is the User Guide for ELITE, the Tool Palantir Made for ICE
404 Media is publishing a version of the user guide for ELITE, which lets ICE bring up dossiers on individual people and provides a “confidence score” of their address.
www.404media.co
January 30, 2026 at 3:41 PM
how targeted are these operations if there's a need for resources like this?
i'm all for a good pun and great emoji use but can these folks rein it in a bit? they're not funny. be serious!
the White House's official X account gloats over the arrest of Don Lemon with a chains emoji
January 30, 2026 at 3:40 PM
i'm all for a good pun and great emoji use but can these folks rein it in a bit? they're not funny. be serious!
whoever introduced “jailbreak” for dodgeball was a sore loser and lacks competitive drive. kids nowadays aren’t strategic in dodgeball matches cause they know they’ll be bailed out with a jailbreak. never will have a winner smh.
January 30, 2026 at 3:36 PM
whoever introduced “jailbreak” for dodgeball was a sore loser and lacks competitive drive. kids nowadays aren’t strategic in dodgeball matches cause they know they’ll be bailed out with a jailbreak. never will have a winner smh.
future's discography is elite and timeless.
January 28, 2026 at 3:16 PM
future's discography is elite and timeless.
i'm pro-keep mcduffie. don't understand the logic of getting rid of good players entering their prime. the only all-pro defender veach has drafted and y'all want him gone. smh.
January 28, 2026 at 2:13 AM
i'm pro-keep mcduffie. don't understand the logic of getting rid of good players entering their prime. the only all-pro defender veach has drafted and y'all want him gone. smh.
y'all don't know enough about dudes going in the 6th and 7th round of the nfl draft to be doing 7-round mocks. relax. touch grass.
January 28, 2026 at 12:21 AM
y'all don't know enough about dudes going in the 6th and 7th round of the nfl draft to be doing 7-round mocks. relax. touch grass.
"the boondocks" in present day would be banned because it would be too good.
January 27, 2026 at 3:00 AM
"the boondocks" in present day would be banned because it would be too good.
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Don’t think we can give enough credit to Steven Spielberg for creating an entire series based on melting, shooting, crushing, decapitating, punching, and incinerating Nazis
whats some good movies that involve a lot of nazis dying
January 27, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Don’t think we can give enough credit to Steven Spielberg for creating an entire series based on melting, shooting, crushing, decapitating, punching, and incinerating Nazis
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Now I want to know which CNN reporter or producer doesn't know the word "sycophant."
January 26, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Now I want to know which CNN reporter or producer doesn't know the word "sycophant."
chiefs will play the super bowl winner next season. can’t wait. 😈
January 26, 2026 at 4:40 AM
chiefs will play the super bowl winner next season. can’t wait. 😈
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Perhaps the enduring image of this game
January 26, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Perhaps the enduring image of this game
snow is not football weather.
January 25, 2026 at 10:27 PM
snow is not football weather.
yes you can. show me where you can’t.
Kash Patel: "You cannot bring a firearm, loaded, with multiple magazines to any sort of protest that you want. It's that simple. You don't have a right to break the law." (Pretti was carrying a gun legally.)
January 25, 2026 at 4:25 PM
yes you can. show me where you can’t.
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They got Edina Moms excoriating the Administration and signing off with a a land acknowledgement. They are so fucked lol
January 25, 2026 at 2:13 PM
They got Edina Moms excoriating the Administration and signing off with a a land acknowledgement. They are so fucked lol
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this chart is sending me
January 25, 2026 at 3:28 PM
this chart is sending me
trying to follow here: she’s saying that because of the alleged “fraud” this administration hasn’t held anyone accountable for, citizens protesting ice are becoming violent and results to being shot?
Kristi Noem: "These are not just agitators anymore. They are violent protests. Frankly, this didn't turn violent until we uncovered the fraud in Minneapolis."
January 25, 2026 at 4:18 PM
trying to follow here: she’s saying that because of the alleged “fraud” this administration hasn’t held anyone accountable for, citizens protesting ice are becoming violent and results to being shot?