Cyber Oprah
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Cleveland sports, food, tech, extremely nerdy shit and music. Come on in twitter peeps, the water is fine.
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November 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Just no one even in the same zip code as Hauser during any of his 3 pt attempts
October 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Just no one even in the same zip code as Hauser during any of his 3 pt attempts
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woke up thinking about how the cardinals blew an easily winnable game in the most Harry and Marv from Home Alone manner possible
October 6, 2025 at 1:23 PM
woke up thinking about how the cardinals blew an easily winnable game in the most Harry and Marv from Home Alone manner possible
They’ve played some very good defenses, early, but everyone in the organization needs to wear this. Like Stef says: not good enough, not trending in a cohesive direction, and not winning enough confidence from folks to believe it should continue.
Per @trumedia.bsky.social the Browns are currently tied for the third-longest streak of games (10) scoring less than 20 points since 2000.
The 2005 Ravens and 2021 Lions each hit that mark too. 2 teams had longer streaks: Washington between 03-04 (12) & Arizona between 00-01 (13)
The 2005 Ravens and 2021 Lions each hit that mark too. 2 teams had longer streaks: Washington between 03-04 (12) & Arizona between 00-01 (13)
October 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
They’ve played some very good defenses, early, but everyone in the organization needs to wear this. Like Stef says: not good enough, not trending in a cohesive direction, and not winning enough confidence from folks to believe it should continue.
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When playing it "safe" over and over again continues to also be befuddling decision making...
www.dawgsbynature.com/cleveland-br...
www.dawgsbynature.com/cleveland-br...
Browns befuddling decisions playing safe side of “balanced” leads to more questions
Everything about the Browns loss to the Vikings was befuddling including an overarching desire to be “safe” by the team
www.dawgsbynature.com
October 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
When playing it "safe" over and over again continues to also be befuddling decision making...
www.dawgsbynature.com/cleveland-br...
www.dawgsbynature.com/cleveland-br...
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I think the answer to how many games can an NFL team win with $50M in dead cap sexual assaulter money is four.
October 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I think the answer to how many games can an NFL team win with $50M in dead cap sexual assaulter money is four.
If your strategy for building a functional offense is this group of WRs, this offensive game plan, and this reliance on 12+ play drives where no one steps on their dick or missies an assignment is a losing one.
Expecting the defense to keep it under 20 every week is also a losing one.
Expecting the defense to keep it under 20 every week is also a losing one.
I'm sure this is what we'll see from here on out. It's fine if it's the end for Berry and Kevin. They haven't earned more time.
Just a really disappointing 4th quarter coaching performance. Went ultra conservative and paid for it.
October 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
If your strategy for building a functional offense is this group of WRs, this offensive game plan, and this reliance on 12+ play drives where no one steps on their dick or missies an assignment is a losing one.
Expecting the defense to keep it under 20 every week is also a losing one.
Expecting the defense to keep it under 20 every week is also a losing one.
Also: don’t use up all your time outs!
October 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Also: don’t use up all your time outs!
If you don’t want to give a team a chance to go down and beat you like that, actually try to get a first down instead of going ultra conservative and happily giving the ball back to the other team.
Played scared, lose.
Played scared, lose.
October 5, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If you don’t want to give a team a chance to go down and beat you like that, actually try to get a first down instead of going ultra conservative and happily giving the ball back to the other team.
Played scared, lose.
Played scared, lose.
Thoroughly predictable. Glad we ran ourselves out of timeouts to still let that happen
October 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Thoroughly predictable. Glad we ran ourselves out of timeouts to still let that happen
No idea why Stef is burning timeouts here
October 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
No idea why Stef is burning timeouts here
Sincerely shocked that the Browns going ultra conservative, immediately surrender cobra turtle mode, and getting zero first downs with 330 left and the ball put you in a bad spot.
October 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Sincerely shocked that the Browns going ultra conservative, immediately surrender cobra turtle mode, and getting zero first downs with 330 left and the ball put you in a bad spot.
What the actual fuck is that throw, Flacco?
September 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
What the actual fuck is that throw, Flacco?
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Shedeur Sanders is absolutely gonna set the record for Rookie QB Discussed The Most Relative To Actual Playing Time
September 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Shedeur Sanders is absolutely gonna set the record for Rookie QB Discussed The Most Relative To Actual Playing Time
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The hardest I’ve ever laughed in my life was approximately 48 hours after I met my wife’s Australian cousins for the first time and I was like “so you guys know you say the word “no” like “naurrw” and one of them was like “nauuwrr we don’t”
September 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The hardest I’ve ever laughed in my life was approximately 48 hours after I met my wife’s Australian cousins for the first time and I was like “so you guys know you say the word “no” like “naurrw” and one of them was like “nauuwrr we don’t”
Give me a fucking break, Jeudy.
September 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Give me a fucking break, Jeudy.
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Keep the opponent guessing and protect the edge
September 5, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Keep the opponent guessing and protect the edge
Who has a good Browns starter pack of folks that actually post here that I can follow to experience my dose of Sunday Sadness in the hive mind?
September 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Who has a good Browns starter pack of folks that actually post here that I can follow to experience my dose of Sunday Sadness in the hive mind?
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Army needs to bring back woke and LGBTQ+
Lotsa
Good
Blocking,
Tackling and
Quarterbacking
+ not losing to an FCS team
Lotsa
Good
Blocking,
Tackling and
Quarterbacking
+ not losing to an FCS team
August 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Army needs to bring back woke and LGBTQ+
Lotsa
Good
Blocking,
Tackling and
Quarterbacking
+ not losing to an FCS team
Lotsa
Good
Blocking,
Tackling and
Quarterbacking
+ not losing to an FCS team
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I do think showing up to City Council meetings with those photos and saying "the French figured out how to do this and you're telling me you can't?" Would work in a lot places tbqh
According to the City of Paris, in the last 10 years 150K trees have been planted & 45ha of parks created in the already hot city, all intended to not only improve quality-of-life today, but also help the city adapt to & manage summer heatwaves of 50℃ (122F) by 2050.
Just the start.
Common sense.
Just the start.
Common sense.
August 29, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I do think showing up to City Council meetings with those photos and saying "the French figured out how to do this and you're telling me you can't?" Would work in a lot places tbqh
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A few Browns thoughts from today…
-Fannin Jr is gonna be fun. Such a unique combo of movement abilities/play strength
-#66 Huntington is a stud
-Gabriel played really well—ball came out quick, nice zip on the out breakers, terrific placement hitting Thrash on the flood concept
-Fannin Jr is gonna be fun. Such a unique combo of movement abilities/play strength
-#66 Huntington is a stud
-Gabriel played really well—ball came out quick, nice zip on the out breakers, terrific placement hitting Thrash on the flood concept
August 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
A few Browns thoughts from today…
-Fannin Jr is gonna be fun. Such a unique combo of movement abilities/play strength
-#66 Huntington is a stud
-Gabriel played really well—ball came out quick, nice zip on the out breakers, terrific placement hitting Thrash on the flood concept
-Fannin Jr is gonna be fun. Such a unique combo of movement abilities/play strength
-#66 Huntington is a stud
-Gabriel played really well—ball came out quick, nice zip on the out breakers, terrific placement hitting Thrash on the flood concept
The amount of dudes on the bird app convinced that Richardson was a can’t miss prospect despite not being remotely good at playing football in college was wild
It was basically unprecedented for a QB to be as bad as Josh Allen was in college and then turn into a better passer when he got to the league. People have been saying that some GM is going to try to emulate that and get himself fired. It appears that GM is Chris Ballard
August 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The amount of dudes on the bird app convinced that Richardson was a can’t miss prospect despite not being remotely good at playing football in college was wild
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I think the fact that the president can make up a bullshit pretext about crime, activate various states' national guard units and invade a major city with basically minimal pushback of any kind reflects very poorly on Americans generally
August 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I think the fact that the president can make up a bullshit pretext about crime, activate various states' national guard units and invade a major city with basically minimal pushback of any kind reflects very poorly on Americans generally