CuttingRoomFloor
@cuttingroomfloor.bsky.social
Professional lurker, amateur poster. No drama. He/him.
Buddy it's gonna take more than an app to close the wealth gap
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Buddy it's gonna take more than an app to close the wealth gap
If there's an overarching theme to these ad spots it's that we'll smile joyously as we make our own jobs obsolete
February 9, 2026 at 2:59 AM
If there's an overarching theme to these ad spots it's that we'll smile joyously as we make our own jobs obsolete
These AI commercials are so limp that a cartoon Red Bull spot is a breath of fresh air
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
These AI commercials are so limp that a cartoon Red Bull spot is a breath of fresh air
Rewound the feed to rewatch half-time, how many AI slop commercials did I miss
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Rewound the feed to rewatch half-time, how many AI slop commercials did I miss
When I was a kid the half-time show was Up With People. Between Kendrick and Bad Bunny, now it's fucking art.
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
When I was a kid the half-time show was Up With People. Between Kendrick and Bad Bunny, now it's fucking art.
What are they even advertising? I wouldn't know how to spend money on these things if I wanted to
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
What are they even advertising? I wouldn't know how to spend money on these things if I wanted to
I can never eat a donut again
February 9, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I can never eat a donut again
Why is it that I can't name half the members of my favorite bands but know every member in fucking Rush
February 1, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Why is it that I can't name half the members of my favorite bands but know every member in fucking Rush
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Rightwingers will rattle off all kinds of bizarre Batman scenarios where they will finally be allowed to be violent to someone in order to protect their family, but then come up blank when you ask what kind of non-violent things they are doing to protect them.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Rightwingers will rattle off all kinds of bizarre Batman scenarios where they will finally be allowed to be violent to someone in order to protect their family, but then come up blank when you ask what kind of non-violent things they are doing to protect them.
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You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.
✅ @icegov.bsky.social has been verified by @bsky.app.
January 16, 2026 at 11:59 PM
You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.
Asking AI how to revive the value of these Bored Ape NFTs, all it gives me are Bored Ape nudes. Help, my life savings are gone
January 13, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Asking AI how to revive the value of these Bored Ape NFTs, all it gives me are Bored Ape nudes. Help, my life savings are gone
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we don't need any of this shit. I was a grown adult before they even had ICE. reduce the office to like 5 guys who stop weird oranges from coming over the border and fucking up our orange trees and throw the rest of them in jail
January 12, 2026 at 9:51 PM
we don't need any of this shit. I was a grown adult before they even had ICE. reduce the office to like 5 guys who stop weird oranges from coming over the border and fucking up our orange trees and throw the rest of them in jail
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The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The murderer’s name is Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
Reminder, Eyes Wide Shut is a Christmas movie. Especially the part where Tom Cruise fucks a Christmas tree.
December 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Reminder, Eyes Wide Shut is a Christmas movie. Especially the part where Tom Cruise fucks a Christmas tree.
Look people you can't expect a news program to just air a bunch of facts without inserting some comments from known liars, that's just journalism
December 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Look people you can't expect a news program to just air a bunch of facts without inserting some comments from known liars, that's just journalism
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"Zaslav will receive $30 million in "Golden Parachute' compensation along with $537 million in equity for a total of $567 million in a transaction-associated pay."
half a billion dollars for being terrible at your job
half a billion dollars for being terrible at your job
Warner Bros. Golden Parachutes Revealed: What David Zaslav and C-Suite Will Get In a Deal
The CEO stands to gain $567 million if a deal is sealed to sell the WB empire while longtime lieutenant Gunnar Wiedenfels will see $144 million in cash and stock considerations if a transaction close...
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"Zaslav will receive $30 million in "Golden Parachute' compensation along with $537 million in equity for a total of $567 million in a transaction-associated pay."
half a billion dollars for being terrible at your job
half a billion dollars for being terrible at your job
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I would bet that Carlson, Fuentes, and MTG clock this impending healthcare crisis and are salivating. They are ready for the ACA affordability pain to hit and anger to curdle within the base.
And then they will go to the MAGA disaffected with a pitch for a whites-only welfare state.
And then they will go to the MAGA disaffected with a pitch for a whites-only welfare state.
December 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I would bet that Carlson, Fuentes, and MTG clock this impending healthcare crisis and are salivating. They are ready for the ACA affordability pain to hit and anger to curdle within the base.
And then they will go to the MAGA disaffected with a pitch for a whites-only welfare state.
And then they will go to the MAGA disaffected with a pitch for a whites-only welfare state.
Jingle bells, Batman smells? Well of course, no way Bruce Wayne has time to shower before throwing on the bat suit and rushing off to fight crime. That costume's gotta be RANK by now
No idea what's up with Robin and that egg though
No idea what's up with Robin and that egg though
December 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Jingle bells, Batman smells? Well of course, no way Bruce Wayne has time to shower before throwing on the bat suit and rushing off to fight crime. That costume's gotta be RANK by now
No idea what's up with Robin and that egg though
No idea what's up with Robin and that egg though
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Thinking about what a miracle Sinners was and how the studio behind it will end up in the hands of either people who think movies should be optimized to watch with the bathroom door open or a guy who wants to make cartoons where Scooby Doo joins the IDF
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Thinking about what a miracle Sinners was and how the studio behind it will end up in the hands of either people who think movies should be optimized to watch with the bathroom door open or a guy who wants to make cartoons where Scooby Doo joins the IDF
It's way too late to complain about the commercialization of everything but Whoville-themed Wal-Mart ads still feel like a new level of wrong
December 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It's way too late to complain about the commercialization of everything but Whoville-themed Wal-Mart ads still feel like a new level of wrong
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As Bluesky grows in popularity, so does the industry of spam-for-hire services attempting to exploit it. Google searches for the query "buy bluesky followers" abound with numerous examples of strangely similar websites peddling bogus Bluesky followers, reposts, and likes.
December 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
As Bluesky grows in popularity, so does the industry of spam-for-hire services attempting to exploit it. Google searches for the query "buy bluesky followers" abound with numerous examples of strangely similar websites peddling bogus Bluesky followers, reposts, and likes.
Is it too soon for the backlash against the backlash against the backlash against Avatar?
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Is it too soon for the backlash against the backlash against the backlash against Avatar?
The 5 kinds of Christmas songs:
5. Country Song About Broke People
4. Here Comes Santa or Some Other Made-Up Freak of Nature
3. Get Serious Y’All, It’s Jesus’ Birthday
2. Happy Holidays, Let’s Fuck
1. It is Christmas, It is Christmas, Look at All This Christmasy Crap, Did I Mention It is Christmas
5. Country Song About Broke People
4. Here Comes Santa or Some Other Made-Up Freak of Nature
3. Get Serious Y’All, It’s Jesus’ Birthday
2. Happy Holidays, Let’s Fuck
1. It is Christmas, It is Christmas, Look at All This Christmasy Crap, Did I Mention It is Christmas
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The 5 kinds of Christmas songs:
5. Country Song About Broke People
4. Here Comes Santa or Some Other Made-Up Freak of Nature
3. Get Serious Y’All, It’s Jesus’ Birthday
2. Happy Holidays, Let’s Fuck
1. It is Christmas, It is Christmas, Look at All This Christmasy Crap, Did I Mention It is Christmas
5. Country Song About Broke People
4. Here Comes Santa or Some Other Made-Up Freak of Nature
3. Get Serious Y’All, It’s Jesus’ Birthday
2. Happy Holidays, Let’s Fuck
1. It is Christmas, It is Christmas, Look at All This Christmasy Crap, Did I Mention It is Christmas
Why is there so much Christmas merchandise with the Grinch? That's like decorating your house with Satan for Easter
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Why is there so much Christmas merchandise with the Grinch? That's like decorating your house with Satan for Easter