Mars Capone
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Mars Capone
@curvemudgeon.bsky.social
He/him, soft, spreadable, portion control suggested as large quantities can be unhealthy.
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Heavy Metal has announced a Kickstarter for four of its best loved properties, but just what is inside? RM Rhodes gives some background.
Iside the upcoming Heavy Metal Library Kickstarter campaign
Heavy Metal has announced a Kickstarter for four of its best loved properties, but just what is inside them? HM expert RM Rhodes gives some background.
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November 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Isn't it weird how Vance's head is slowly swelling to better resemble his most common meme appearance? Life imitating art yet again.
“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938

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November 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Holy sh*t!
Trump appears in the 2,324 Epstein emails 1,670 times, & he dares to blame the Democrats?

If evil, dirty Don is in Jeffy's emails 71% of the time, one has to wonder how many times he's in the rumored tens of thousands of Epstein videotapes.
🤔 Let's see: 71% of 10,000 is 7,100 times.
November 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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So you admit… that tariffs are causing higher prices?
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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The Pedo-Protector Prez ordered a brand new distraction & the Dept. of War (actually the Dept. of Defense: a mini-distraction within a distraction, no extra charge!) is delivering by expanding our ongoing unlawful policy of randomly bombing the tiny boats of fishermen with no due process whatsoever.
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Seems like some college grad has already selected his career path. BU degree to work at a car wash is an odd choice but hey - not here to judge. Best of luck Zac Segal - you're already in competition with the vacuum to see who can suck more.

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BU College Republicans president says he called ICE to ‘detain these criminals’ at Allston Car Wash
The president of Boston University College Republicans wrote on X he called the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement requesting it detain employees at Allston Car Wash, the site of a Nov. 4 raid w...
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November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Elect an asshole, you get the whole colon.
How on Earth did the US let these awful pricks into Government 😬🚮
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Texas redraws not panning out the way the GoP planned, would be some extremely enjoyable and deserved justice.
November 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Final update with the results all in and Virginia looks Sonic the Hedgehog's back
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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this is genuinely wild
Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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After 13 years, Mississippi Democrats have broken the Republican Party’s supermajority in the Mississippi Senate.

Democrats flipped two GOP-held Senate seats and one House seat in the special elections.
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Mississippi Democrats Break Republican Senate Supermajority, Flipping 3 Legislative Seats
After 13 years, Mississippi Democrats broke the Republican Party's supermajority in the Mississippi Senate, flipping 3 legislative seats.
www.mississippifreepress.org
November 5, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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We just want to take a moment to thank all the poll workers today. It’s been a hectic day, and we know everyone is working hard to keep things running smoothly! 💚
November 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Finally, someone looking out for me, the aspirational yacht owner
Out of budget lockup. I recently wrote: "Ottawa imposes a 10 percent luxury tax on yachts... yet a family buying a semi in Scarborough pays the equivalent of 15 percent in [DCs] and land transfer taxes."

Today the gov't addressed this by eliminating the luxury tax on yachts.
November 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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ATTN: if you’re on the sandwich guy jury, my Signal is in my bio. I’d love to talk after the trial. I’ll keep you anonymous. Please share widely.
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.

Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.

'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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fyi for the folks who say left media should promote dems when they fight back the right way

Top Democrat blasts GOP for its ‘pedophile protection program’ www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
Top Democrat blasts GOP for its ‘pedophile protection program’
On Monday, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries accused President Donald Trump and House Republicans of operating a “pedophile protection program.” House Speaker Mike Johnson has refused to ...
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November 4, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Trump's endorsement of Cuomo, even over his own party's nominee, tells you everything you need to know about Cuomo. In a word, he can be bought.
November 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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A student asked JD Vance how he balances his interfaith marriage.

His answer? They're raising their kids as Christians and he hopes his Hindu wife converts.

That's not love. That's religious superiority.

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JD Vance wants his Hindu wife to convert. It’s Christian Nationalism: Home Edition.
Raising his kids Christian while hoping his wife abandons Hinduism shows how little the vice president respects religious pluralism
www.friendlyatheist.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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On Thursday (10/23), as I was walking back to the office with my lunch I stopped to heckle a crowd of National Guard and federal agents. I was then tackled to the ground, slammed against a squad car, arrested and held in a cell for several hours.
October 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Know your skulls. Nazi Punks Fuck Off!
Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”

First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.

With me so far? 1/x
October 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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The fact that this "expert" is arguing on @pbsnews.org that it's OK for Trump to blow up innocent fishermen under the guise of "the war on drugs" with a set of Imperial Storm Trooper armor in his office is too on the nose, even for these absurd times in which we live.
October 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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Like I’m sorry but the VERY small number of my family members that survived the Holocaust and Russian Pogroms didn’t do it so I could look at Trump and throw my hands up and say well it’s all over there’s nothing we can do the worst is inevitable.
October 24, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Apropos of nothing: It is vitally important to always have a person in your life that will not hesitate to, honestly and kindly, tell you when you are completely full of shit.
October 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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BREAKING: Trump commutes sentence of disgraced former congressman George Santos.

“I just signed a Commutation, releasing George Santos from prison, IMMEDIATELY. Good luck George, have a great life!”
October 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM