Mars Capone
curvemudgeon.bsky.social
Mars Capone
@curvemudgeon.bsky.social
He/him, soft, spreadable, portion control suggested as large quantities can be unhealthy.
It's Markwayne so the "work" involves at minimum some kind of ball gargling. Probably some taint polishing as well.
November 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
He relished the thought of ham to ham combat.
November 6, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Lettuce not quibble over the spread of the deli weapon but focus on the meat of the case.
November 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
"Radical Left Democrats" is the weirdest spelling of Republicans I can recall seeing but if there's one thing Orange Julius there was never accused of it was being smart.
November 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Thanks for the warning; I had to move to a bucket by around early April, and a full dumpster by the start of September. On the bright side the flames both keep the volume under control and provides both warmth and light.
November 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
After getting himself out of that pickle.
November 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
D: "Were you evaluated for injuries?"

L: "I went to the mayo clinic."
November 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM